Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Separation, Anger, and Blame
Separation, Anger, and Blame
"Want a glass of iced tea?" Skipper asks Barbie. Barbie smirks and nods her head, "No, I am trying to get these reverts done on the [[men's rights]] Wikipedia article. I'm going to be late for work. Damn MRA's are at it again, adding uncited non-neutral sexist crap to the article.." she mutters angrily. Skipper nods and smiles, "Ah, I understand. Well, there is some Club-Mate in the fridge if you need an extra pick me up to get through the day,"
"Want a glass of iced tea?" S…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "God, get the fuck out of here. You brainless morons forgot to check in your work and now the harddrive is dead. I'll have to re-code everything. Just as well, your stuff was garbage."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Fucking Steven and Brian thought that a linked list would be an appropriate data structure!" Barbie chuckled "Why the hell did we hire those clowns?"
"Fucking Steven and Brian tho…
You do it!
You do it!
I hate Bananas! Where's the ice cream and doughnuts? Who drew this stupid dog picture?
I hate Bananas! Where's the i…
"Fuck off," said Barbie. "I'm coding."
"Fuck off," said Barbie. "I'm…
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"Hey!" Barbie excitedly exclaimed, "You finally got your own Ken doll!"
"Hey!" Barbie excitedly excla…
Thank you, Barbie, for hiding my porn apps and clearing my browser history!
Thank you, Barbie, for hiding…
"I'm going to use my computer coding skills to help analyze climate change! And maybe even come up with ways my family and neighborhood can do our part"
"I'm going to use my computer…
"For the love of all that is holy, why are you holding Skipper's hard drive platter in your bare hands?" asked Steven. "Because my feeble lady-brain can't understand testosterone-infused technology," said Barbie.
"For the love of all that is …
"I know how to fix it!" exclaims Steven. "Let's just blow a fan on it." "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "You sure are smart." "I know, Barbie," says Steven. "I am a nuclear physicist."
"I know how to fix it!" excla…
"Shit Barbie, come back to bed already." "Hold on, I almost got this use-after-free in Internet Explorer to land." *groaning sound coming from the bedroom*
"Shit Barbie, come back to be…
"Dont talk to me right now Skipper, i'm trying to recompile my custom front end to the new ubuntu linux kernel 'Playful Poodle!' I don't want to hear another word out of your mouth unless it involves something intelligent like coming up with creative ways to free up cache memory without triggering stack overflow. COME ON SKIPPER, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!"
"Dont talk to me right now Sk…
Skipper is not sure what to think of the infantile design the boys sent, do they really thinks that is what girls like? No wonder their penisses are never used for anything fun.
Skipper is not sure what to t…
My degree in entertainment technology means I know as much about tech as guys with computer science degrees! Thanks, Jesse Schell!
My degree in entertainment te…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" groans Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven, as he tries, hopelessly to plug a hard drive into the back of a monitor. "That should keep him occupied for a while while I implement my plans to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY.", she thinks to herself.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie came into the office today showing off her recent installation of Ubuntu. "Look," she said, "I installed Linux!" Ms. Smith cracked a toothy smile and retorted "I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
Barbie came into the office t…
"Hey, Barbie," said Steven, "What'd you do this weekend?" "I went to Sex Dwarf, Philly's New Wave Clubhouse with DJ Robert Drake, and it was TOTALLY AWESOME!" "Really? I'm sorry I missed it," said Steven. "Don't worry," Barbie said, "you can go with me next time on December 12th! High-five!"
"Hey, Barbie," said Steven, "…
"Do you want some iced tea?" asks Skipper. Barbie smirks and nods her head no and frustratingly states, "I have to finish reverting these edits on the [[men's rights]] Wikipedia article. Damn MRA's are at it again adding uncited sexist BS! I need to hurry, I'm going to be late for work.." Skipper nods understandably, "We have some Club-Mate in the fridge if you need an extra pick me up to get through the day.."
"Do you want some iced tea?" …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but she notices her inbox has hundreds of new emails. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie starts reading through the emails and feels her heart sink. "Looks like someone thought your tweet was about ethics in game journalism," says Skipper. "I'll make you a margarita. You'll need it."
Barbie tries to email her des…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but notices that Skippers virus protection is out of date. Before going any further, she updates the software and restarts the computer. "Thanks Sis," says Skipper. "You really saved me a lot of time by helping me with that." Barbie smiles, "No problem. It's always important to make sure you're protected from viruses before you use a flash drive!" She inserted her drive into the port and emailed her designs to her friend.
Barbie tries to email her des…
HAMG LOL PUPPIEZ OMGGG! WHY IS MY HAIR THREE COLORS WHAT THE SHIZZZ!?!?!
HAMG LOL PUPPIEZ OMGGG! WHY I…
"Brian and I will just slow things down if we try to help," says Steven. "Good point," says Barbie. "Steven, can you go hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer? I'll keep working on this." "Sure!" says Steven.
"Brian and I will just slow t…
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