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"Do you want some iced tea?" asks Skipper. Barbie smirks and nods her head no and frustratingly states, "I have to finish reverting these edits on the [[men's rights]] Wikipedia article. Damn MRA's are at it again adding uncited sexist BS! I need to hurry, I'm going to be late for work.."
Skipper nods understandably, "We have some Club-Mate in the fridge if you need an extra pick me up to get through the day.."