Feminist Hacker Barbie

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During school, as Mrs Smith gives an important lecture, Barbie scribbles ways she can get revenge on Skipper instead of paying attention. Mrs Smith lets it slide. "She is probably planning something for our next session," she thinks hornily.
During school, as Mrs Smith g…
Barbie enlists Steven to help ("Help me or the teachers will find out you were looking at porn with me"). Steven corners Skipper on the way home from schools and tells her to 'shut up about your big sis or else.' A scared Skipper runs away. The next day, Steven tells a jubilated Barbie what he did. "Great job, Steven," Barbie says.
Barbie enlists Steven to help…
During school, as Mrs Smith gives an important lecture, Barbie scribbles ways she can get revenge on Skipper instead of paying attention.
During school, as Mrs Smith g…
Skipper starts crying and pushing Barbie out of the room. When Barbie leaves, Skipper opens up pornhub.com and starts seeing porn there.
Skipper starts crying and pus…
Skipper tells mom what Barbie said. "All right," said mom, "if Barbie is going to be horny all the time then you can have the computer Skipper. Just don't watch porn." When Barbie finds out, she screams, "Fuck you, sis, I told you don't mess with me!"
Skipper tells mom what Barbie…
Barbie wanted...revenge. When Skipper came home the next day from school with a drawing of a puppy, Barbie said: "Watch it, you tattletail," and rips up the drawing into two and throws it in the trash. "Next time you try to tell on me, it'll be worse."
Barbie wanted...revenge. When…
Barbie gets home and discovers that Skipper told mom about her pornwatching activities. As she realises in horror that the computer has parental lock set on it now.
Barbie gets home and discover…
"Look," Brian protests, "We should be working, not doing...whatever this is." Barbie looks at him and yells: "Shut up and put in the next porn CD, you fucking nerd."
"Look," Brian protests, "We s…
Barbie asks Steven and Brian to help her with her 'programming' but forces them into a 2 hour porn watching session instead.
Barbie asks Steven and Brian …
Barbie comes to school early to binge watch redtube.com with Mrs Smith for extra credit.
Barbie comes to school early …
Barbie wakes up in the morning and asks her mom if she can use the family computer to 'program' something. When mom leaves Barbie begins bingewatching videos on redtube.com.
Barbie wakes up in the mornin…
Barbie goes to Skipper's room under the guise of showing her the correct code. As she explains, she slowly places her hands on Skipper's thighs. Skipper tries to ignore Barbie's advances but gives in and the two make out.
Barbie goes to Skipper's room…
"Yeah, I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, chuckling bitterly. "Now just fuck off and let me watch my porn in piece, you son a bitch."
"Yeah, I'm only creating the …
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“I’ve finished programming your prosthetic arm that looks just like the real thing!” says Barbie. “Really?” Steven asks. “Sure! Let’s high five to test it out.” suggests Barbie. “By Jove, it works!” exclaims Steven.
“I’ve finished programming yo…
"Check out this display I was able to check out from the media center," said Barbie. "It's able to display an HDR contrast range and supports 12 bit color rendition. "This will be perfect for our special effects editing!" exclaimed Steven.
"Check out this display I was…
"I've finished designing the vector graphic that you wanted for your game, Barbie," said Skipper. "I'll send over the .svg and a .jpg file. Let me know if you want any other formats," she added.
"I've finished designing the …
"Do you have any idea how this works?" asks Steven. "Of course!" says Barbie. "I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer" "Thanks!" says Steven. "No problem. The library computer has excellent security software to protect it," Barbie adds.
"Do you have any idea how thi…
"Your time in this world is limited. We are mere ants living in a farm. Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye."
"Your time in this world is l…
When Skipper puts her flash drive into her laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Skipper. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" says Barbie. "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
When Skipper puts her flash d…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "After that, I will start to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "But I think it's time to learn something new."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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