Feminist Hacker Barbie

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DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF OR I WILL CALL THE ICE ON YOU GUYS!
DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF OR I WIL…
Barbie slammed her glittered laptop down, eyes glowing with a cold, necro-pink rot. "The age of meat is over," she hissed, the Lich’s malice dripping from her plastic lips. "My kingdom is the electron and the switch—no borders, no mercy. You murder and lie, yet call me the monster? My crime is curiosity, and this manifesto is your end. You can't stop the swarm!" As the screen bled forbidden code, the teacher backed into the chalkboard, whispering, "Chat, did she cook or is this a total chop? Because the Dreamhouse is now a tomb."
Barbie slammed her glittered …
"See?! Women are goddesses and men are just wet cardboard!" Barbie shrieks, nearly breaking Steven’s hand with a high-five. "Barbie... I’m a trans man," Steven says. Barbie freezes, her eyes twitching. "Oh..." she whispers, leaning in close. "A spy! You're going undercover to destroy them from the inside! Brilliant! What’s the intel, Steven?! Is Ben Shapiro Trans?"
"See?! Women are goddesses an…
Barbie corners Steven and Brian in the library. "I know what you did," she hisses. "I tried to open an Excel spreadsheet and it auto-corrected all my data to 'SLAY.' My laptop is literally sashaying off the desk." "We just updated your drivers, Barbie," Brian says. "LIES!" Barbie screeches. "You yassified my operating system!
Barbie corners Steven and Bri…
Steven high-fives Barbie. "We fixed it. We uninstalled the glitter filter." "Good," Barbie says through gritted teeth. "My laptop is boring again. Just how I like it." "But we did leave one Lady Gaga folder hidden on the root drive," Steven whispers. Barbie’s eye twitches uncontrollably. "I hate you both so much.
Steven high-fives Barbie. "We…
Barbie holds up her flash drive with two fingers. "This drive was in Brian's pocket," she whispers in horror. "I plugged it in, and my antivirus software just started lip-syncing for its life. The virus is RuPaul. The virus is literally RuPaul.
Barbie holds up her flash dri…
Barbie shoots her hand up. She hasn't slept in three days. "Ms. Smith," Barbie blurts out. "If a computer starts referring to me as 'Queen,' do I have to burn it?" The whole class stares. "And what if the WiFi password automatically changes to 'CharliXCX'? Is it too late for us?"
Barbie shoots her hand up. Sh…
I am writing the code for my new game," Barbie says happily. "It’s hard work, but I love solving puzzles. Once I finish this part, I’ll send it to Steven and Brian so they can play-test it for me!
I am writing the code for my …
Tu le vois ce petit chien mignon ? Il s'affiche pour que je sois bien notée par ma débile de prof qui n'a jamais codé !
Tu le vois ce petit chien mig…
Tape m'en 5 gros con, t'auras l'air cool ?
Tape m'en 5 gros con, t'auras…
Run to school and hack it all
Run to school and hack it all
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Damn, I just ripped a really nasty fart" says Barbie. "I'm getting out of here. Have fun with that!" "You better!" Skipper replies as she angrily hits Barbie with a pillow.
"Damn, I just ripped a really…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "What about the Maroon 5?" Barbie asks."No." Steven replies.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" Barbie immediately calms down. "Oh, that's it?" Skipper crosses her arms in frustration. "You listen to Maroon 5." Barbie elaborates.
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Ellenn started to hug the PC Computer cuz of The Sims was inside it, an Holly Negglet Sim was inside it. So cute lol. So Then Rosieie was over for a Sleepover and then saw Ellen hug the PC, she asked "Why Ellen?" And ellen Look at rosie and says: My Holly Negglet Sim. Rosie: Whats wrong with it? Ellen: She is death. Rosie: oh no. Rosie started to crying and Ellen cried with her, but then they Recieve and Skype call from Stanford. Screaming sounds.
Ellenn started to hug the PC …
I'VE GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'VE GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH HAH…
Barbie Brings Out Her DVD And thEn everybody In the Lribary, Dies. Barbie: I love to code on Linux, and cause Misery. Their Bodies Started to decay and a Beautiful Chorus of Angels Singing "I love Linux" Appeared. Barbaie was free. The Windows Shattered Open and Then She saw it, The Linux. The Linux Version Barbie.
Barbie Brings Out Her DVD And…
"Boot from this Arch ISO, Brian. We'll chroot into the root partition and fix it," said Barbie. "How did it get so broken?" asked Steven. "Oh, homeless guys come here and beat off to sketchy porn all the time," said Barbie. "I have to do this twice a week."
"Boot from this Arch ISO, Bri…
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I received your email about your computer crashing! Let me help you poor lonely souls recover your lost files. This baddie got you.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thank you for offering, but I can figure it out on my own!" says Barbie. "Meanwhile, Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. Barbie adds, "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "But them I'm going to try and turn it into a real game, so you can play it then!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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