Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Brian?! Who taught you how to use a computer? Your nonexistent father? Haha put that laptop down, monkey." says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
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barbie, internally oppressed by facts and the fact that steven is a guy, she will melt her own hand off tonight in order to keep her for falling for any man.
barbie, internally oppresse...
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"LUL WUT R U DOIN GURL" Sai...
"Hey Brian" Barbie directed. Did you know Stevens younger sister depantsed him and beat his nuts so bad that he was no longer wearing his undies?
"Hey Brian" Barbie directed...
Barbie warned Steven: "Steven if you lose this one, I am going to fuck your nuts up like I'm a pissed off sister on her period.
Barbie warned Steven: "Stev...
"I went onto Instagram last night and put all the new gangxta_dubb trap beats on the USB flash drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And you've got the Bluetooth speaker, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's get the party started!"
"I went onto Instagram last...
"I went onto Instagram last night and put all the new gangxta_dubb trap beats on the USB flash drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And you've got the Bluetooth speaker, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's get the party started!"
"I went onto Instagram last...
Barbie was supposed to be concentrating on her work in class, but all she could think about was the hot new trap beat dropped on Instagram by gangxta_dubb last night!
Barbie was supposed to be c...
"This new trap beat by gangxta_dubb is so bangin, Barbie!" says Skipper. "I know, he just dropped it on his Instagram page last night!" Barbie exclaimed with much excitement!
"This new trap beat by gang...
When Barbie's laptop runs out of battery power she starts freaking out and screaming at the top of her voice "OH NOOOOO!!!! I WANTED TO LOG ONTO INSTAGRAM AND CHECK IF GANGXTA_DUBB HAS DROPPED ANY HOT NEW TRAP BEATS! WHAT WILL I DO NOW?"
When Barbie's laptop runs o...
"I can't wait to get home and check out Instagram so I can see if gangxta_dubb has dropped any hot new trap beats lately...."
"I can't wait to get home a...
"That's weird!" says Barbie. "There's no new beats uploaded on the gangxta_dubb page on Instagram for the last few days.. I'm so upset!". Barbie's sister stares at her thinking "Shit! I was wondering the same thing.... I'll have to log onto Instagram and check later!"
"That's weird!" says Barbie...
"Log onto Instagram and check out the gangxta_dubb page and see if there's any new bangin trap beats uploaded, Steven", says Barbie. "Great idea, Barbie!" says Steven. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's laptop up to the sound system, right?". "Sure! Then we can pump out gangxta_dubb beats loud as fuck" says Steven. "The library will be pumpin..... fuck the security, I'll knock him out if he comes, just get ready to distract him!"
"Log onto Instagram and che...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up logging onto Instagram and getting distracted by the gangxta_dubb page all night! I need to get back online as soon as possible and see if he's uploaded any new trap beats!".
After class, Barbie meets w...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop, logs into Instagram and goes onto the gangxta_dubb page! "Here we go, Barbie!" cries Skipper. "Gangxta_dubb is just too cool, Barbie! Look at these fuckin Cali buds and listen to this fuckin trap beat.... ohhhh shiiiiitttt!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie laughs to herself and thinks "Yeah whatever, bitch.... I been checking out the gangxta_dubb page on Instagram and jumping around the student dorm to trap beats smoking the Cali loud packs.... this shit is simple!"
At computer class, Barbie p...
"I'm supposed to be studying some boring arse computer language, but there's wi-fi in the canteen so I'm gonna log onto Instagram and go to the gangxta_dubb page and check out the hottest new trap beats instead...."
"I'm supposed to be studyi...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big fuck.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
Steven can you actually go get me a coffee.
Steven can you actually go ...
fuck off steven
fuck off steven
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
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