Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Skipper ve cómo Barbie se altera más que nunca y la escucha repetir "Era TRUNCATE no DROP"
Skipper ve cómo Barbie se alt…
"Te lo juro, el link era del Banco, ingresé mis datos, incluso los de mi tarjeta para comprobar que no era robo, y luego ya no tenía dinero..." -Ken confuso veía cómo la sonrisa de Barbie se transformó en preocupación.
"Te lo juro, el link era del …
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar?" - preguntó nerviosa. "El de un delfín, venía en un correo. Solo tenía que instalarlo, apretarlo y ganaría mucho dinero"- dijo orgulloso Ken. Barbie sorprendida veía cómo el malware se convertía en evento canónico en la vida de Ken...
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar…
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar?" - preguntó nerviosa. "El de un delfín, venía en un correo. Solo tenía que instalarlo, apretarlo y ganaría mucho dinero"- dijo orgulloso Ken. Barbie sorprendida veía cómo el malware se convertía en evento canónico en la vida de Ken...
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar…
"Deja, yo arreglo la página. Aparte de tener frontend horrible, el backend es redundante" - dijo inocentemente, sin saber que le pasarían el proyecto por 6 meses.
"Deja, yo arreglo la página. …
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "Maybe the boys would like to play it instead of messing up your coding again."
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
- Skipper what did I told you about downloading pirated Adobe Software?- exclaimed Barbie - I know! I know! I thought I could trust the YT video with Pitbull Music.- cried Skipper, crying seeing how all her major accounts were hacked - We will need to run a couple of cleaners, if that doesn't work, we will need to reset to default just to make sure. - said Barbie, thinking about their options- But first, disconnect the router!
- Skipper what did I told you…
- What do you mean by "We don't have a testing branch" Steven? Where I'm supposed to test the program, Steven?- Asked Barbie - You could do it from the PreDevelop Branch, Barbie- responded Steven - Fuck you.
- What do you mean by "We don…
¿Me podes explicar para que mierda necesitamos aprender ASSEMBLER para aprobar Arquitectura de Computadoras?
¿Me podes explicar para que m…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design and full game," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's souls to finish it all and make these dogs come to life!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
There’s your problem! You’re referencing a null pointer!
There’s your problem! You’re …
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" Then i can take all the credit and kill theses BOZOS
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" Then i can take all the credit and kill theses BOZOS
"I'm only creating the design…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie says, "im gonna turn his dog into a Brian rat!!!" teacher asks, what is brian rat. barbie replies, "any boy who gets in my way!!!" hey kids!!! lets make a torture station for the brian rat!!!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie says, "im gonna turn his dog into a Brian rat!!!" teacher asks, what is brian rat. barbie replies, "any boy who gets in my way!!!" hey kids!!! lets make a torture station for the brian rat!!!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Hey skkiper can se še Have sex
Hey skkiper can se še Have se…
"We did it!" Barbie shouted with glee. "NORAD's detection system has successfully been spoofed. World War III is on its way. "Finally, we can achieve true socialism."
"We did it!" Barbie shouted w…
Jack tries to solo kill Barbie, but suddenly Barbie does an insane D F combo and turns the tide. "YES" says Barbie. "Looks like you outplayed him" says Skipper.
Jack tries to solo kill Barbi…
Barbie tries to solo kill Jack, but suddenly Jack outplays her with his signature champion master Yi. "Damn" says Barbie. "Looks like you got solo killed, buddie" says Skipper.
Barbie tries to solo kill Jac…
I will do it, I'm much faster says Barbie
I will do it, I'm much faster…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too clever, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm just creating the design ideas now," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to study more to make it work just like I want it to!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Skipper has filled a pillowcase with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Barbie over the head with it. Barbie has fucking died. The Diet Coke Pillowcase is a deadly weapon.
Skipper has filled a pillowca…
Skipper has filled a pillowcase with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Barbie over the head with it. Barbie has fucking died. The Diet Coke Pillowcase is a deadly weapon.
Skipper has filled a pillowca…
"Is that fucking Nano? Real programmers use Emacs," said Brian. "Emacs? Real programmers use Microsoft Visual Studio. Now both of you, get the fuck out of the computer lab," said Steven.
"Is that fucking Nano? Real p…
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