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Barbie asks, "what is feminist hacking?"  And prof says, "an effort to critically analyze the gendering of techno-labor, and cultivate alternative perspectives that make visible the infrastructural relations of technology."
Barbie asks, "what is feminis…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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I have aids, please help me. …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie says to Brian & Steve that the designs will be with them shortly
Barbie says to Brian & Steve …
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven.  "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Barbie changes her wallpaper, and decides to show Miss Dina, Miss Dina awkwardly smiles as this is not needed, but she doesn't mind since Barbie is what she strives to be, a bimbo.
Barbie changes her wallpaper,…
Alright who the fuck just sent me ones and zeros for last nights homework.
Alright who the fuck just sen…
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! Do you think you could look over my designs before I put it in code?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'd love to chat but as you can see, I'm clearly in the middle of mining some bitcoin. So would you mind fucking off because I'm busy."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie opens Skippers laptop and a familiar intro sound with a loud moaning start. Skipper screams "Oh no.. don't.. this is.. AHHH!". She tries to cover the screen with her body, but Barbie already saw enough. "Oh Skipper, is that you that getting banged by five huge schlongs simultaneously? Why? You could have just drained a bunch of simps via an OnlyFans account instead of making hardcore content. "It's not about the money" admits Skipper. "I just like to freely express my sexuality and see this a legitimate way of expressing my kink"
And so Barbie realized not to judge too early and eventually slut-shaming people.
Barbie opens Skippers laptop …
After class, Barbie is hard at work in the library. "Hey, Barbie!" Steven says. "Hi guys. I'm working on a code right now." She replies. "When you're done, can you help me with my computer?" Brian says.
After class, Barbie is hard a…
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The next LEAN, Barbie gives LEAN sister a LEAN surprise. Skipper LEANS on her LEAN--and it LEAN! "My lost LEAN!" cries Skipper. "LEAN are just LEAN cool, Barbie! LEAN fixed my LEAN and saved LEAN homework!" Skipper LEAN Barbie a big LEAN.
The next LEAN, Barbie gives L…
"What are you up to, Barbs?" asked Skipper. "I've hacked into the KKK," giggled Barbie. "I've changed all their profile pictures to Barack Obama."
"What are you up to, Barbs?" …
"You dumb bitch," Steven said. "Now you've buggered both laptops you stupid mole."
"You dumb bitch," Steven said…
Barbie and Tyrone high five each other after getting hired over a more competent Caucasian male. 

"Diversity hires woohoo!"
Barbie and Tyrone high five e…
Barbie and Tyrone high five each other after getting hired over a more competent Caucasian male. 

"Diversity hires woohoo!"
Barbie and Tyrone high five e…
"Hey guy and diversity hire, can I listen to my Britney Spears album?" 

"Sorry, Barbie. We actually need to get work done, why don't you go empty the trash"
"Hey guy and diversity hire, …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"You got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "I know!" says Barbie. "And my other files, as well." "You've got everything," says Steven.  "Can you teach me about HTML, too?"
"You got Skipper's assignment…

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