Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Eu posso ser o que eu quiser!!
Eu posso ser o que eu quise...
"Beeb Boob robot fix computer!" says Barbie
"Beeb Boob robot fix comput...
Beeb Boob I fix computer!
Beeb Boob I fix computer!
Alexby y Robleis an sido separados al nacer.
Alexby y Robleis an sido se...
About T-Mobile.
About T-Mobile.
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher.
Barbie makes it to computer...
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I have some great ideas that I want to share with others!"
"I'm only creating the desi...
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. Barbie says confidently, "now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignm...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into an actual game!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"FOR THE LAST TIME STEVEN, STOP SHOVING THESE UP YOUR ASS!!!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME STEVEN, ...
"Listen here you little bitch, you use my laptop to fill up my history with porno one more time, I will fuck you up" Whispered Barbie.
"Listen here you little bit...
Ken and Steven had a funny plan to prank Barbie, but Barbie knew of the plot beforehand, making it so their "funny Joke" would backfired; bricking their laptops for all time...
Ken and Steven had a funny ...
Valar morghulis! " Skipper sreams as she finishes Barbie off with a well placed pillow strike to the back .
Valar morghulis! " Skipper ...
"Stop looking at my search history!!" Skipper tried to protect her laptop. "Omg... I didn't know you are a furry." Cried Barbie.
"Stop looking at my search ...
"Oh my god. Guys." Barbie sighed. "They can never fix their own laptops. You really need your anti-virus software installed before going on your "favorite" websites, you know?" Barbie muttered as she fixes two laptops at the same time.
"Oh my god. Guys." Barbie s...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great! " says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks, but I think I've got it covered." says Barbie. "But you can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" "Ok!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
No Barbie, please don't spank me!!
No Barbie, please don't spa...
Barbie gets chewed out by her teacher after class since she was playing computer games instead of doing what she was supposed to.
Barbie gets chewed out by h...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Um, no. I have this little disk of yours and if you bother me again, I will totally blackmail this." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian...
"Um, Steven...I don't like working with a black dude...can you, like, save me and be my partner instead?" cried Barbie. "Sure thing babe, I don't blame you a bit!" replied Steven. "You're a lifesaver. Look, he even tried to steal my disk that I slaved away on!" said Barbie.
"Um, Steven...I don't like ...
Skipper pushes Barbie out of her room and sternly says, "IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF THE DOOR!"
Skipper pushes Barbie out o...
Here doggy, nice doggy! Who's a good boy? Do you want a ba-na-na? DO YOU WANT A BA-NA-NA?!
Here doggy, nice doggy! Wh...
"Skipper, what have you done? Now my computer is broken!" said Barbie, not knowing that Skipper had just poured her orange smoothie all over her computer. Skipper just stood nearby with a fresh smoothie while smirking and feeling satisfied with what she has done.
"Skipper, what have you don...
Barbie finally touches a black man for the first time. "Hey, I guess this isn't so bad after all!" exclaims Barbie. "I knew you could overcome your fear!" said Brian.
Barbie finally touches a bl...
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