Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Guys, Symfony is so great !!!
Guys, Sym...
Barbie and Skipper love Javascript
Barbie and Skipper lov...
Barbie and Skipper love Javascript
Barbie and...
Barbie and Skipper love Javascript
Barbie and Skipper love Jav...
"I'm reviewing Steven and Brian's code. Mentoring is a great experience, but managing talented new hires is hard work!" Barbie says, laughing. "I barely have time for lunch!"
"I'm reviewing Steven and B...
Barbie tries to save her programming, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird, the WiFi is working fine!” says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Maybe it’s just a glitch, big sis," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to save her pr...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Brian & Steven hadn’t finished creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "But their almost finished. I promised they told me!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Sorry I’m late, but Skipper ended up crashing her laptop--and Mine too! We had to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets w...
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I got it myself, but can assist if you want to!" says Barbie. "Barbie, can you teach me how to hook a hard drive up to the library computer after?" "Sure!" says Barbie. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she programmed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie a 100%! Barbie's terrific programming skills have saved the day for her sister! "Someday I’ll be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie a 100%! Barbie's terrific programming skills have saved the day for her sister! "Someday I’ll be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Youre such à délicieux bitch
Youre such à délicieux bitch
I am sorry, Skipper. I can’t talk right now. I’m finishing up my dissertation on Composite Artificial Intelligence Microthreading in order to disprove Gödel’s Incompleteness theorem.
I am sorry, Skipper. I can’...
Nice job Barbie!.Delvin said we can make more money in videos than writing loans1
Nice job Barbie!.Delvin sai...
The ZEN IT team at Encompass has finally discovered why we were having so many problems with performance being slow and multiple crashes. They traced the problem to the Portsmouth office. Some dick named Delvin Arnold was running a porn streaming site off the company Internet. And his assistant was prominently featured in compromising positions. The site was hacked and all the videos were uploaded to the RMA website. The new head of the CFPB was quoted as saying "nothing wrong with pussy grabbing from where I am sitting!"
The ZEN IT team at Encompas...
"I'm only creating the design ideas and gathering the capital. I have a meeting with an angel investor tomorrow" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to develop the game! I will give each a 5% equity in the company but I will remain majority shareholder"
"I'm only creating the desi...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I'm a computer engineer and entrepreneur. I will create a business plan and start a video game tech company. I guess I can be a CEO and an engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Not yet, I'm coding the front end" Barbie says, laughing, "Steven is coding the back end, we'll have to do a code merge, then Brian will test the game. Once we filter out all the bugs, you can be our first beta tester Skipper!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
I got back the lost files and repaired both laptops. Steven and Brian please be more careful on the internet. Better yet stay out of inappropriate websites, they inject viruses.
I got back the lost files ...
Barbie is doing a code review on Steven's program. The program is well coded but Barbie notices it can be more efficient. "I want to modify Steven's code to make it more efficient, but I don't want to make him feel bad" says Barbie. Skipper replies "the overall goal of the game is to give the user a smooth experience, I'm sure Steven will understand."
Barbie is doing a code revi...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.sdjfklk;asdflk'[pfsdk'safd;'asdf'lkdsfks'df';qwksdf';s'dflsdfksd'fkasdf;adslkf
Barbie tries to email her d...
Before class, they boys couldn't find Barbie anywhere! They eventually found her in the library, hard at work on something. The boys found out that Barbie was finishing up the codes for her game. "How cool!" they said in unison.
Before class, they boys cou...
This is a Unix system, I know this!
This is a Unix system, I kn...
"The Plone Server Died Again" Barbie said. "Did you try to restart with plonectl you faggot?" Skipper says. "Yes are you a retard" Barbie says. It turns out barbie is a fucking retard and installed python 3 over 2.7 like a fucking moron causing Dorper to die because she is a retard. GOT IT.
"The Plone Server Died Agai...
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