Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie sits at their desk instead of the couch. Now they're so productive, they can work on two computers at the same time!
Barbie sits at their desk ins…
"What do you mean you don't know you don't know what happened in Tiananmen square?" says barbie. "nothing happened in Tiananmen Square barbie" Says Brian with a worried look on his face. "but the tank man" says barbie. "there was no tank man" before Brian can say more a white foam springs out of his mouth and he begins to choke.
"What do you mean you don't k…
NO BRIAN YOU CANT INVITE A JOURNALIST TO OUR GROUP CHAT ABOUT BOMBING THE HOUTHIS
NO BRIAN YOU CANT INVITE A JO…
ok now tell him his mom is fat
ok now tell him his mom is fat
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I am attempting to break into the pentagons private network, but am having a little trouble, I think I’ve found the right back door but I’m not sure. Eventually I’ll be able to share the state secrets that conceal the blatant harm to the American peopl.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Stop trying to shove CDs into the screen, dude. Stop it." Says Barbie to the funny lookin' man
"Stop trying to shove CDs int…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie's and Brianna's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Stephanie's and Brianna's help to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Look at this dog, still prettier than you!
Look at this dog, still prett…
Look at this picture of my dog
Look at this picture of my dog
Barbara meets Brad and Bob in the library. Bob and Brad only have stupid opinions. Barbara decides to ignore them.
Barbara meets Brad and Bob in…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, instead I saved to my hard drive and that’s how you can see it! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You are not allowed to use my laptop again, now I have to reset it to an older date!" Skipper replies as she shoves Barbie out of her room.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Because of some technical issues some important files were lost. Could I borrow one of your laptops to recover them?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Word." says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Nah." says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"20 fucking terabytes? you are one sick fuck, brian"
"20 fucking terabytes? you ar…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hey Barbie, wanna listen to me explain The Godfather?" Steven asked. "Not now, sweetie, I'm running anonymous." Said Barbie, who'd been a professional hacker since she was 7
"Hey Barbie, wanna listen to …
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
I'd just like to interject fo…
The teacher asks how barbie is doing on her homework,but barbie daydreams and thinks about her crush,she thinks about kissing him she looks up at the wall as she thinks about him,she blushes,but people Start looking at her, the teacher calls barbie again,Barbie notices that she has been daydreaming and says sorry to the teacher but the teacher laughs along with it
The teacher asks how barbie i…
The teacher asks how barbie is doing on her homework,but barbie daydreams and thinks about her crush,she thinks about kissing him she looks up at the wall as she thinks about him,she blushes,but people Start looking at her, the teacher calls barbie again,Barbie notices that she has been daydreaming and says sorry to the teacher but the teacher laughs along with it
The teacher asks how barbie i…
Wow!I can't believe it, you fixed my laptop and also paid for my headphones it's great having a sister like you, you are so slay,thank you so much, "skipper hugs barbie"
Wow!I can't believe it, you f…
Steven and Brian broke their laptop playing Dress To Impress, so Barbie uses her hard-earned cash to buy a new one for them! They can’t set it up themselves, so she does it for them! Nice job, Barbie!
Steven and Brian broke their …
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Looks like I've got a virus. FUCK!" Barbie and Skipper smash the computer into itty bitty little pieces.
Barbie tries to email her des…
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