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Barbie manages all of her social media accounts simultaneously on multiple computers. Tyrone and Chad are ready to spitroast Barbie once she's done posting all the stupid shit nobody cares about.
Barbie manages all of her s...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. She was doodling in her notebook, when the teacher looked at her. "Barbie, can you tell me the answer?" But of course, Barbie didn't know, and flashed a warm smile to the woman. "Don't I look pretty today?"
Barbie makes it to computer...
Barbie, in reality, didn't know shit about computers. She was simply attempting to show off, when it all ended up causing her more problems to have to try to mask with false intelligence. Her sister, Skipper, had been watching this dumbfuck click "Free Laptop" popups for half an hour now. She was ashamed to have a sister this absolutely retarded, and hit Barbie with a pillow to convey this to her.
Barbie, in reality, didn't ...
Barbie tries to email her design to Hitler,but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's gay!" says Barbie. Barbie and Hitler try to get more free porn from the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've bought that free vore porn again, it's a virus, stupid nazi." says Hitler
Barbie tries to email her d...
And then, Barbie committed suicide.
And then, Barbie committed ...
Find this target and destroy it in 24 hours. The doom of America is imminent.
Find this target and destro...
FUCK MEN
FUCK MEN
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need the strong throbbing support of men to actually create it."
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
"I can't believe I actually drew a picture with just a banana," Skipper says, excitedly, "YouTube life hacks actually work!"
"I can't believe I actually...
Today's porn begins with a big sister getting ready to show her how to effectively eat a pussy. The little sister embraces her mentor, as their parts begin to quiver with lust and knowledge.
Today's porn begins with a ...
"Hello, readers," Barbie exclaims, "Get your ice cream and get ready to watch Grey's Anatomy, because I'm a woman and I can't do shit except for eat sweets and be an emotional mess!"
"Hello, readers," Barbie ex...
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "I'm just watching three different porn videos right now. I couldn't find midget-horse-electrocution porn, So I figured I'd watch all three together."
After class, Barbie meets w...
Barbie is trying to connect to the database on her VM, but can't.

"Did you turn it off and then on again?" asked Skipper.
Barbie is trying to connect...
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Steven and Brian only create the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I can help them to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so swe...
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and a devil looking thing appears that taunts you, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.
"You can't."
Barbie makes it to computer...
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Experiencing some technical difficulties?" Swayzak mocks.
When Barbie puts her flash ...
Suddenly, Barbie's screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Then a demonic red hologram with glowing yellow eyes appears on the screen. It cackles evilly and snarls, "I am Swayzak!"
Suddenly, Barbie's screen s...
This Internet triggers me. I'm going to eat a yogurt and post steriotypical SJW comments.
This Internet triggers me. ...
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop and was shocked! "You deleted my f**king homework!" cries Skipper. "Y u do dis?! Get out of my room!" Skipper gives Barbie a smack in the face.
The next morning, Barbie gi...
Barbie unfortunately goes to pornhub, when she's mum is with her.
Barbie unfortunately goes t...
At computer class, Barbie presents the wallpaper she designed. Then Ms. Smith diagnose her cancer.
At computer class, Barbie p...
#FreeKekistan

Pepe did nothing wrong, neither did God Emporer Trump

#MAGA
#FreeKekistan Pepe did not...
I should stop being a lazy bitch and make sandwiches instead.
I should stop being a lazy ...
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she "designed." Ms. Smith is so triggered that she gives Barbie detention! Barbie's terrible lack skills have ruined the day for all feminists! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie p...

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