Create your own!
"Dick pics!" Skipper wailed, and broke the laptop monitor in two against her forehead. "If I wanted to see hairy shrimp, I'd go throw the dog's hair clippings at a Red Lobster kitchen! Why do they even think this is enticing?!"
"I'm glad I keep kosher," Barbie answered, looking faintly nauseated. "That image, Skip." "It was necessary!"