Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Hey, check it out! Our Kickstarter for a free music compressor is booming! Let's run a few more tests on the alpha build," exclaims Barbie. "Sweet! I'll pick up some organic froyo to celebrate! Want some orange juice? I just built a machine that'll peel and squeeze them! It'll be on Instructables tonight," offers Skipper.

"Hey, check it out! Our Kicks…

"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you unhook your dusty old GameCube from the monitor? We don't have time to watch you play Smash Bros." Barbie adds, "Now go get us some coffee. I like it black, like my men."

"It will go faster if Brian a…

"I'm coding a game called 'Fuck the Patriarchy," Barbie says, laughing. "GamerGaters are going to lose their shit!"

"I'm coding a game called 'Fu…

"I've created a way to track 4-chan users and shut down their WiFi every time they crash a feminist page or send threats en masse!" said Barbie. "That's fantastic," said Steve. "Can we add a virus that deletes all of their progress in GTA when start spamming other internet users, because that would be sweet."

"I've created a way to track …

"I just wanted to play with my friends on ROBLOX™ and build a game!", cried Skipper.

"I just wanted to play with m…

Barbie had not thought her 'tor-by-design' architecture through thoroughly. "Fuck these governments." She mutters to herself as she opened LOIC,

Barbie had not thought her 't…

When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Damn Skipper," says Barbie. "You need to upgrade this hardware. Luckily you have a computer engineer sister who can do that. Because I work on hardware. I have no fucking idea why I'm working on game dev."

When Barbie puts her flash dr…

Two people look at something in the middle distance whilst a competent IT professional runs diagnostics tests on two laptops.

Two people look at something …

"You look upset, Barbie. What's wrong?" asked Skipper.
"I've just read a really horrible post online... The poster says it's all about ethics in games journalism, but he just comes across as a misogynist spunk weasel." Barbie said.
"That sucks," said Skipper, "but just think, every step you make towards a career in programming, you're being a positive role model for young girls who want to get into a STEM career path!"

"You look upset, Barbie. What…

The guy with glasses is so happy, because the teacher is showing them the answers to the test

The guy with glasses is so ha…

I'm Richard Stallman. 25 years ago I founded the Free Software movement.
Free Software is software that respects the user's freedom and the social solidarity of his community. Non free programs are proprietary
software; that is, they take away the users' freedom keeping them divided and helpless.

Divided because they are forbidden from sharing the program, and helpless because the users don't have the source code of the program.
That is, they cannot change it, they cannot find out what the program is really doing, and it can do very bad things.

Free Software means that the user has the 4 essential freedoms:

Freedom 0 is the freedom to run the program for any purpose.

Freedom 1 is the freedom to study the source code of the program and change it to make it do what you wish.

Freedom 2 is the freedom to help your neighbor; that is, the freedom to make and distribute exact copies of the program whenever you want.

And freedom 3 is the freedom to contribute to your community; that is, the freedom to make and distribute copies of your modified versions of
the program.

With these four freedoms a program is Free Software because the social system for its use and distribution is an ethical system that respects
everyone's freedom and the freedom of the community of users. Software must be Free because we all deserve freedom, we all deserve to be allowed to participate in a free community.
Therefore, schools should teach only Free Software. There are four reasons why this is so.

The most shallow reason is to save money. Schools don't have enough money, so they shouldn't waste their money paying for permission to use
proprietary software. This is an obvious reason, but some proprietary software companies usually eliminate this reason by donating copies of
their proprietary programs to the school at no charge or at a small price.

The reason why they do that is to get students addicted. It's a malicious plan. It's a plan to use schools as instruments to impose a permanent dependence on students.

If a school teaches how to use a proprietary program, the student will
be dependent on that program and after he graduates he will have to pay
to use that program. He will probably work for a company that does not
receive copies of the program free of charge.

Therefore, proprietary software developers use schools to impose permanent dependence on the whole society. Schools must refuse to
participate in such a malicious plan because schools have a social mission which is to educate the next generation to be good citizens of a
capable, strong, independent, cooperating and free society. This can only be achieved by teaching Free Software. Schools must eliminate,
delete proprietary software and install Free Software.

I'm Richard Stallman. 25 year…

brian dont fucking touch my computer

brian dont fucking touch my c…

"Here," said Barbie, "since you're incapable of using Hyper-V and managing your own VMs, I just went a burned you a fucking DVD with the latest verified builds of the OS and Visual Studio."

"Thanks!" said Steven. "Hey, you have a DisplayPort adapter for VGA? Totes stealin' it for my 2PM preso!"

"Argh!" said Barbie.

"Fuck open office floor plans," said Brian.

"Here," said Barbie, "since y…

"How do you cry, Molly? I see your eyes are walled away.
I'm curious." His eyes were red-rimmed, his forehead gleaming
with sweat. He was very pale. Sick, Case decided. Or drugs.
"I don't cry, much."
"But how would you cry, if someone made you cry?"
"I spit," she said. "The ducts are routed back into my mouth."
"Then you've already learned an important lesson, for one
so young."

"How do you cry, Molly? I see…

"Skipper, did you click that ADP link in your email?" asks Barbie.
"Of course I did," replied Skipper. "I mean, it's where the money comes from, right?'
"Oh, God!" cried Barbie, "It's everywhere! It's on every computer in the office!"
"Hooray!" exclaimed Skipper, "Money for all the people and iced tea for me! Thanks, big sis!"

"Skipper, did you click that …

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"I'm creating a game where the patriarchy gets f@#$ed," Barbie says, laughing. "GamerGate is going to lose their shit!"

"I'm creating a game where th…

$Barbie walks into her sister's room to see her hugging the screen. "Why are you so happy?" asks Barbie. Skipper exclaims "I just wrote a program to generate a fractal!"$
Barbie walks into her sister'…

"I'm only creating the game ," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to kick off Steven's
and Brian.

"I'm only creating the game ,…

Barbie tried to use the computer as she had been instructed, but it seemed strange. Billy 1 thought Barbie was silly, so he refused to look at her.
"Wait," said Barbie, holding a CD or maybe it was a DVD I can't tell, "Both of you shut up! Billy 2, take this disk. I'm going to hack something."

Barbie tried to use the compu…

"IT'S MY ALGORITHM, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" shouts Skipper. "I NEED YOU TO LET ME DECONSTRUCT IT FOR MY COMPRESSING APP," argues Barbie.

"IT'S MY ALGORITHM, YOU CAN'T…

Two keyboards means twice the misandry. Steve and Brian stopped smiling when they realized how their privileged place in tech was no longer existent.

Two keyboards means twice the…

Barbie was hasty to defend her position on 'tor-by-default' implementation. She was aware of the obvious caveats, but the shortage of hot pockets and flames from inferiors had skewed her perspective

Barbie was hasty to defend he…

After class barbie met steven and brian in the school library. "thanks guys, i need to move fast and could always use the help."
"No problem Barbs, were always here to help!" said steven
" ok guys lets hook up the libraries malware detector and get this baby started!"
"errr...what?" said brian confused.
"plug the cord in." she said bluntly

After class barbie met steven…

lol i post it again

lol i post it again

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