Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Two people look at something in the middle distance whilst a competent IT professional runs diagnostics tests on two laptops.
Two people look at something …
"You look upset, Barbie. What's wrong?" asked Skipper. "I've just read a really horrible post online... The poster says it's all about ethics in games journalism, but he just comes across as a misogynist spunk weasel." Barbie said. "That sucks," said Skipper, "but just think, every step you make towards a career in programming, you're being a positive role model for young girls who want to get into a STEM career path!"
"You look upset, Barbie. What…
The guy with glasses is so happy, because the teacher is showing them the answers to the test
The guy with glasses is so ha…
I'm Richard Stallman. 25 years ago I founded the Free Software movement. Free Software is software that respects the user's freedom and the social solidarity of his community. Non free programs are proprietary software; that is, they take away the users' freedom keeping them divided and helpless. Divided because they are forbidden from sharing the program, and helpless because the users don't have the source code of the program. That is, they cannot change it, they cannot find out what the program is really doing, and it can do very bad things. Free Software means that the user has the 4 essential freedoms: Freedom 0 is the freedom to run the program for any purpose. Freedom 1 is the freedom to study the source code of the program and change it to make it do what you wish. Freedom 2 is the freedom to help your neighbor; that is, the freedom to make and distribute exact copies of the program whenever you want. And freedom 3 is the freedom to contribute to your community; that is, the freedom to make and distribute copies of your modified versions of the program. With these four freedoms a program is Free Software because the social system for its use and distribution is an ethical system that respects everyone's freedom and the freedom of the community of users. Software must be Free because we all deserve freedom, we all deserve to be allowed to participate in a free community. Therefore, schools should teach only Free Software. There are four reasons why this is so. The most shallow reason is to save money. Schools don't have enough money, so they shouldn't waste their money paying for permission to use proprietary software. This is an obvious reason, but some proprietary software companies usually eliminate this reason by donating copies of their proprietary programs to the school at no charge or at a small price. The reason why they do that is to get students addicted. It's a malicious plan. It's a plan to use schools as instruments to impose a permanent dependence on students. If a school teaches how to use a proprietary program, the student will be dependent on that program and after he graduates he will have to pay to use that program. He will probably work for a company that does not receive copies of the program free of charge. Therefore, proprietary software developers use schools to impose permanent dependence on the whole society. Schools must refuse to participate in such a malicious plan because schools have a social mission which is to educate the next generation to be good citizens of a capable, strong, independent, cooperating and free society. This can only be achieved by teaching Free Software. Schools must eliminate, delete proprietary software and install Free Software.
I'm Richard Stallman. 25 year…
brian dont fucking touch my computer
brian dont fucking touch my c…
"Here," said Barbie, "since you're incapable of using Hyper-V and managing your own VMs, I just went a burned you a fucking DVD with the latest verified builds of the OS and Visual Studio." "Thanks!" said Steven. "Hey, you have a DisplayPort adapter for VGA? Totes stealin' it for my 2PM preso!" "Argh!" said Barbie. "Fuck open office floor plans," said Brian.
"Here," said Barbie, "since y…
"How do you cry, Molly? I see your eyes are walled away. I'm curious." His eyes were red-rimmed, his forehead gleaming with sweat. He was very pale. Sick, Case decided. Or drugs. "I don't cry, much." "But how would you cry, if someone made you cry?" "I spit," she said. "The ducts are routed back into my mouth." "Then you've already learned an important lesson, for one so young."
"How do you cry, Molly? I see…
"Skipper, did you click that ADP link in your email?" asks Barbie. "Of course I did," replied Skipper. "I mean, it's where the money comes from, right?' "Oh, God!" cried Barbie, "It's everywhere! It's on every computer in the office!" "Hooray!" exclaimed Skipper, "Money for all the people and iced tea for me! Thanks, big sis!"
"Skipper, did you click that …
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"I'm creating a game where the patriarchy gets f@#$ed," Barbie says, laughing. "GamerGate is going to lose their shit!"
"I'm creating a game where th…
Barbie walks into her sister's room to see her hugging the screen. "Why are you so happy?" asks Barbie. Skipper exclaims "I just wrote a program to generate a fractal!"
Barbie walks into her sister'…
"I'm only creating the game ," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to kick off Steven's and Brian.
"I'm only creating the game ,…
Barbie tried to use the computer as she had been instructed, but it seemed strange. Billy 1 thought Barbie was silly, so he refused to look at her. "Wait," said Barbie, holding a CD or maybe it was a DVD I can't tell, "Both of you shut up! Billy 2, take this disk. I'm going to hack something."
Barbie tried to use the compu…
"IT'S MY ALGORITHM, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" shouts Skipper. "I NEED YOU TO LET ME DECONSTRUCT IT FOR MY COMPRESSING APP," argues Barbie.
"IT'S MY ALGORITHM, YOU CAN'T…
Two keyboards means twice the misandry. Steve and Brian stopped smiling when they realized how their privileged place in tech was no longer existent.
Two keyboards means twice the…
Barbie was hasty to defend her position on 'tor-by-default' implementation. She was aware of the obvious caveats, but the shortage of hot pockets and flames from inferiors had skewed her perspective
Barbie was hasty to defend he…
After class barbie met steven and brian in the school library. "thanks guys, i need to move fast and could always use the help." "No problem Barbs, were always here to help!" said steven " ok guys lets hook up the libraries malware detector and get this baby started!" "errr...what?" said brian confused. "plug the cord in." she said bluntly
After class barbie met steven…
lol i post it again
lol i post it again
Barbie stands up and shouts "My cockpit! It will go faster if Brian and Steven get out of my way."
Barbie stands up and shouts "…
"What's with the puppy?" asked Skipper. "Oh, um, Steve drew it...I don't want to hurt his feelings," said Barbie. "The good news is, it looks better rendered in 3D."
"What's with the puppy?" aske…
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"We are 40% into the Worldwide Meme Database," says Barbie. "Great! Can you find any CWC ones?" asks Steven. "Dude, look at the pink laptop! She's found doge!" cries Brian.
"We are 40% into the Worldwid…
In Computer Architecture class, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If multiple programs are running on the same physical computer, what prevents them from crashing each other?" asks Barbie.
In Computer Architecture clas…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "I've installed you my favoriete Linux - Ubuntu!" says Barbie. "But I don't know how to use it!" Skipper responds. "I can help you with that. Some day we can organize kernel-compilation-pijama-party! And look here is you assignment..." Barbie says showing her sister how to access her assignment on new system.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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