Create your own!
"Here," said Barbie, "since you're incapable of using Hyper-V and managing your own VMs, I just went a burned you a fucking DVD with the latest verified builds of the OS and Visual Studio."
"Thanks!" said Steven. "Hey, you have a DisplayPort adapter for VGA? Totes stealin' it for my 2PM preso!"
"Argh!" said Barbie.
"Fuck open office floor plans," said Brian.