Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie stands up and shouts "My cockpit! It will go faster if Brian and Steven get out of my way."
Barbie stands up and shouts "…
"What's with the puppy?" asked Skipper. "Oh, um, Steve drew it...I don't want to hurt his feelings," said Barbie. "The good news is, it looks better rendered in 3D."
"What's with the puppy?" aske…
ß ß ß, cub on the cob, semis
ß ß ß, cub on the cob, semis
"We are 40% into the Worldwide Meme Database," says Barbie. "Great! Can you find any CWC ones?" asks Steven. "Dude, look at the pink laptop! She's found doge!" cries Brian.
"We are 40% into the Worldwid…
In Computer Architecture class, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If multiple programs are running on the same physical computer, what prevents them from crashing each other?" asks Barbie.
In Computer Architecture clas…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "I've installed you my favoriete Linux - Ubuntu!" says Barbie. "But I don't know how to use it!" Skipper responds. "I can help you with that. Some day we can organize kernel-compilation-pijama-party! And look here is you assignment..." Barbie says showing her sister how to access her assignment on new system.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. Bye Felicia." "I don't fug with you" Skipper replies as she breaks Barbie's back. "Lol, Skipper always comes out on top."
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Those of us who stand outside the circle of this society's definition of acceptable women; those of us who have been forged in the crucibles of difference -- those of us who are poor, who are lesbians, who are Black, who are older -- know that survival is not an academic skill. It is learning how to take our differences and make them strengths. For the master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.
Those of us who stand outside…
Barbie noticed the teacher didn't seem to understand exactly how to use a keyboard, but lost her train of thought when she felt how her legs were defying geometry. How had she gotten her legs caught behind the BACK legs of the desk?
Barbie noticed the teacher di…
"Actually, I'm working on a risk management program for financial analysts," Barbie says, laughing. "Steve just needed some external validation on his Robo-Puppy project, 'cause he's not as confident as me."
"Actually, I'm working on a r…
" u cent fuk me in da but wivout a strapon, sis" sed Berber. lukily her sister had reglar yellow and bleu dildo on har desck. so then they tok the dildos an fukked.
" u cent fuk me in da but wiv…
OMG! I can't believe you saved my BDSM porn stash.
OMG! I can't believe you save…
At computer class, Feminist Barbie shows off her evil plan for world domination and monologues long enough to almost get caught.
At computer class, Feminist B…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "But shouldn't you get back to your MMORPG idea? Or are you wanting to be suck coding for that banking group you hate?."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
the fuck is this shit?
the fuck is this shit?
"You smell different when you're awake," says Skipper. Barbie fears for her life.
"You smell different when you…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course this should be done in no time," Barbie says, laughing, "Even Steven and Brian can't wait for me to finish making it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"This robot puppy will be the perfect vehicle to get into houses and steal all their holiday presents."
"This robot puppy will be the…
Barbie stands up and exclaims "My cockpit!" "It will go faster if Brian and Steven get out of my way."
Barbie stands up and exclaims…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, smiling triumphantly. "Eva and Uli will to turn it into a real game, and Carole will market it. It is a special edition for boy scientists - but only for sale in limited numbers!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I've created a badass design idea script!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll Steven's and Brian's help to release it into the wild...hope these fellas get crackin....GAME ON!"
"I've created a badass design…
After class, Barbie spies a couple of obvious marks called Steven and Brian in the library. She knows that despite her L337 haxxxoring skills they will assume she needs help and immediately proceed to try and explain computers to her.
After class, Barbie spies a c…
"Try hard in computer science, children. For the sake of the warlords. They fought ever so hard for the rare earth metals in your laptops."
"Try hard in computer science…
more (171 pages)