Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

the fuck is this shit?
the fuck is this shit?
"You smell different when you're awake," says Skipper. Barbie fears for her life.
"You smell different when you…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course this should be done in no time," Barbie says, laughing, "Even Steven and Brian can't wait for me to finish making it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"This robot puppy will be the perfect vehicle to get into houses and steal all their holiday presents."
"This robot puppy will be the…
Barbie stands up and exclaims "My cockpit!" "It will go faster if Brian and Steven get out of my way."
Barbie stands up and exclaims…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, smiling triumphantly. "Eva and Uli will to turn it into a real game, and Carole will market it. It is a special edition for boy scientists - but only for sale in limited numbers!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I've created a badass design idea script!" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll Steven's and Brian's help to release it into the wild...hope these fellas get crackin....GAME ON!"
"I've created a badass design…
After class, Barbie spies a couple of obvious marks called Steven and Brian in the library. She knows that despite her L337 haxxxoring skills they will assume she needs help and immediately proceed to try and explain computers to her.
After class, Barbie spies a c…
"Try hard in computer science, children. For the sake of the warlords. They fought ever so hard for the rare earth metals in your laptops."
"Try hard in computer science…
"I'm creating the graphical user interface this week" Barbie says. while Sarah and Brian are seeking new investors for our next round of funding!"
"I'm creating the graphical u…
The teacher told me this was very good for the first try, but next Time I should not use crayons to paint the picture on the screen.
The teacher told me this was …
"It's just a single byte of memory corruption," asked Steven. "What harm could it do?" Barbie cackled and responded "You've never read Phrack, have you?"
"It's just a single byte of m…
" I've been up for 3 days and nights solid designing, developing and testing my game. I think it's time I can let my friends try it out with me to see how awesome it is!" says Barbie, rubbing her puffy eyes and smudged mascara.
" I've been up for 3 days and…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It's not done yet," Barbie says, laughing, "Steve and Bryan and I still have to finish coding. I hope Bryan brings those yummy brownies to our meeting!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "Steven and Uli - the backroom underlings will to turn it into a game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"Steve and Brian tried to steal the source code for my prototype, so I corrupted their hard drives with a new boot sector virus I've been working on!"
"Steve and Brian tried to ste…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If we as engineers are not respected on our job because of our gender, what can we do?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Why aren't you working in your office?" asked Skipper, idly wondering if anyone had cleaned the Starbucks machine in the past four years. "Facilities filled it with methane and cockroaches as part of 'routine maintenance'," Barbie moaned, "and my boss doesn't have a SAFE limit high enough to approve the cost of the SR. Also, our on-site MVP is stalking me again and I prefer well-lit areas."
"Why aren't you working in yo…
Barbie had reliably predicted the next IV. "Bow before me, the Controller of Chaos, Executor of Entropy!" she exclaimed as Jamal high fived her in celebration
Barbie had reliably predicted…
"Im just making the design ideas at the moment skipper, ill need to use a special program at work for the creation of it. Maybe Brian and steven might want to have some creative input?"
"Im just making the design id…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game prototype she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "Yes! I can build cool things with computers" says Barbie, with a fist pump.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully pushes Barbie out the door.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Why the fuck would you ruin a perfectly good thinkpad barbie by painting it fucking pink. don't you know in order to protect the pure neckbeard powers that this devices holds, it must be only used by the biggest of fucking losers. Now you fucked it all up with you "Preferred Gender" and completely ruined the superior keyboard. I'm going to take this away from because obviously you cant handle a god like GNU+Linux machine like this. GET A MAC WHORE
Why the fuck would you ruin a…
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