Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Brian went to the library. "Barbie, have you managed to reimage my laptop that I accidentally infected when I was surfing porn during class?"
After class, Brian went to th…
What the fuck is this shit.
What the fuck is this shit.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not quite done turning it into an actual game yet so he doesn't do much. But you can have a go as soon as the game is up and running.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." "Wow," says Barbie. "In that case, you're a complete moron who knows nothing about computer security. I'll handle this myself! Got you, you know-nothing jerks."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my ideas for our project, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. I've already started running the malware software. It should be done soon. I'll send my code to you then.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Thanks, Barbie - I think I finally understand structured exception handling!" said Steven with a high-five. "See, I told you - *think* about these concepts. You won't always be able to just rush to the keyboard and bang out code," said Barbie. "Thanks for your help - you're a great instructor. I hope I can work on my Ph.D one of these days, myself," said Steven. "Just keep working hard and doing what you love!" said Barbie, "... and don't forget to *comment your code*."
"Thanks, Barbie - I think I f…
"Here is my alicorn OC," said Skipper. "It's shit," Barbie replied with disgust.
"Here is my alicorn OC," said…
"Here is my alicorn OC," says Skipper. "It's shit," Barbie replied.
"Here is my alicorn OC," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I'm having a problem with your Sarlacc! Apparently they won't eat misogynists because it's too much like cannibalism and it hurts their delicate feels. I think we need to go with the Exogorth. I'm running the new program now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll create the game after I finish designing it."
"I'm only creating the design…
FUCK-OFF BRYAN
FUCK-OFF BRYAN
"I'm only creating the design ideas for now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll pick an appropriate game engine based on the design, and code it up in the engine's scripting language."
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Nah bitches, you'll just slow me down!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you fetch me a coffee? I'm gonna need some energy to save these computers." "Sure!" says Steven. "I'll make sure to fetch you that book on aerospace tech you've been wanting too."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
suck it n00b get money bl1ng bl1ng $$$
suck it n00b get money bl1ng …
The computer asks "Shall we play a game?" Barbie says "Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War." Skipper says "I can eat a raw banana and pour iced coffee without looking! Oops!" Then they laugh and laugh, until the bombs start falling.
The computer asks "Shall we …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Shut the fuck up, Steven!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" exclaims Steven. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" says Barbie. "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn," says Steven. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" exc…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my pomf is lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
The next morning, Barbie opens credit cards with Steve's and Brian's personal data, thanks to her handy flash drive 'virus.' "Ready for another Hunt, lil' Sis? Bobby says there's a werewolf in St. Louis..."
The next morning, Barbie open…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "But I think Applejack is best pony now." "You take that back!" Skipper replies as she viciously hits Barbie with a pillow. "AJ is a weak ass background pony at best!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Fuck the police comin straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beatin on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager
Fuck the police comin straigh…
Steven, these are ultrabooks. Nineteen-ninety seven called, and it wants your MCAfee DVD back. Skipper, stop looking for porn and pay attention.
Steven, these are ultrabooks.…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Fucking Windows!", says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Hey what's that? asked Steven. "Equestria Girls 2 DVD!" says Barbie. "Oh wow I didn't get to see it at the theater! says Steven. "Watch until after the credits!" said Brian.
"Hey what's that? asked Steve…
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