Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" exclaims Steven. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" says Barbie. "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn," says Steven. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" exc…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my pomf is lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
The next morning, Barbie opens credit cards with Steve's and Brian's personal data, thanks to her handy flash drive 'virus.' "Ready for another Hunt, lil' Sis? Bobby says there's a werewolf in St. Louis..."
The next morning, Barbie open…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "But I think Applejack is best pony now." "You take that back!" Skipper replies as she viciously hits Barbie with a pillow. "AJ is a weak ass background pony at best!"
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Fuck the police comin straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beatin on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager
Fuck the police comin straigh…
Steven, these are ultrabooks. Nineteen-ninety seven called, and it wants your MCAfee DVD back. Skipper, stop looking for porn and pay attention.
Steven, these are ultrabooks.…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "Fucking Windows!", says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Hey what's that? asked Steven. "Equestria Girls 2 DVD!" says Barbie. "Oh wow I didn't get to see it at the theater! says Steven. "Watch until after the credits!" said Brian.
"Hey what's that? asked Steve…
Barbie and Skipper were feverishly working on the last bits of their real-time computing assignment. "There are only 30 hours left and I'm SOOO TIRED from these all-nighters we've been pulling!!!" exclaimed Barbie. "Don't worry - with my knack for parallel programming and your elegant coding, we'll be fine. Besides - I just brewed up some coffee for us," replied Skipper. "You'd better get us some JOLT COLA instead," countered Barbie. "Touché, you N-E-R-D," Skipper said with a smirk.
Barbie and Skipper were fever…
"I'm the only one here who understands the code," Barbie says, laughing. "I only need Steven's and Brian's help to take the customer's CEO out for drinks."
"I'm the only one here who un…
wtf
wtf
Barbie runs her code and an error message pops up! "That's weird", Barbie says. "I though I coded my program correctly". "Hey, that looks like the error message you programmed to run when you forget to put in a semicolon!" Skipper adds. "Hey Skipper, you're right! Thanks so much little sis!" Barbie hugs her sister.
Barbie runs her code and an e…
Why isn't anyone commenting on the fact that an old console has DVI out?
Why isn't anyone commenting o…
You tool, you didn't help me at all
You tool, you didn't help me …
Barbie makes it to the cult meeting just before the bell rings. As soon as quorum is present, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the priestess. "If you have a curséd Deep One corpse, how do you mutilate the body so it stays dead?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to the cult m…
So what program do we want to execute? Heh! Let's spawn a shell. From the shell we can then issue any other commands we wish. But what if there is no such code in the program we are trying to exploit? How can we place an arbitrary instruction into its address space? The answer is to place the code we are trying to execute into the buffer we are overflowing, and then overwrite the return address so it points back into the buffer.
So what program do we want t…
"IT'S GENTOO!!"
"IT'S GENTOO!!"
Barbie has used a linux-box phone to sniff all their social media passwords, and will be logging in later and liking white power pages on all their Facebook accounts.
Barbie has used a linux-box p…
"I'm working on this really cool game," Barbie said. "Thankfully Skipper is an actual programmer, so she can give me a few tips.
"I'm working on this really c…
But....I'm a goat!
But....I'm a goat!
ayy b0ss gimme da pucci
ayy b0ss gimme da pucci
'What are you upset about?' Skipper asks. 'Your last-minute software patch just saved the Philae lander. You should be celebrating.' 'I would,' says Barbie, 'but did you see that awful shirt? Way to kill the fucking mood.'
'What are you upset about?' S…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to fix your laptop, because it's not that difficult to do - in fact, I will also talk with your school about why they aren't teaching basic troubleshooting skills to your class." "You better!" Skipper replies as she shamefacedly walks away, feeling like a dolt for not backing up her work herself.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Yeah, I'll paint some some GoFaster Stripes on it!" ejaculates Brian. Barbie gives the pair an appraising look. "Are you guys sure you know what you're doing?" she asks. "Of course," says Steven, "now let me install more firewalls before your HDMI port gets a Trojan Worm."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie noticed two boys looking at her screen and laughing while she worked. "Nice work nerd girl!" They shouted. Barbie then laughed and proceeded to hack their computers
Barbie noticed two boys looki…
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