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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UGLY DICK STOP DM-ING PICTURES OF IT TO ME
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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UGLY…
"Steve and Brian still code in .NET lol," Barbie says, lol'ing. "I'm left swiping your Managed Extensibility Framework issues, got some Open GL awesomeness to unleash"
"Steve and Brian still code i…
So  what program do we want to execute? Let's spawn a shell.  From the shell we can then issue other commands as we wish.  But what if there is no such code in the program we are trying to exploit?  How can we place an arbitrary instruction into its address space?  The answer is to place the code with are trying to execute in the buffer we are overflowing, and then overwrite the return address so it points back into the buffer.
So what program do we want t…
Barbie makes it to computer mwmwBarbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.s
Barbie makes it to computer m…
After class, Steven and Brian see a drone flying in the library. "Hi, guys, check out this drone I programmed to sniff wifi" says Barbie. "Brian I think your phone already connected to my drone thinking it was the library wifi! Don't worry guys, I only hack all the thingz for good, not evil," explains Barbie.
After class, Steven and Brian…
Ok, just one more level and i help you with your AP Physics homework.
Ok, just one more level and i…
"I am so glad that Barbie knows her shit so we can focus on looking good and cruising hot guys!"   "Barbie, quit reporting KKK activity to the FBI and the Southern Poverty Law Center, and come with us to the Fire Ball!!"  "One sec..."
"I am so glad that Barbie kno…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Oh Christ, what are you assholes doing here?" Barbie groaned. "I'm busy. You did such a shit job I'm rewriting all your code."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to email her design to President Obama, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Things just got real," says Barbie, who starts rapidly coding an antivirus program on her backup computer. Suddenly the computer turns back on. "Problem solved!" she says.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Skipper, thanks for the shaving tips, otherwise I'd be just as hairy as RMS!"
"Skipper, thanks for the shav…
"Don't look at my porn!" cries Skipper.
"Don't look at my porn!" crie…
Haha, benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
Haha, benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
"Oh Barbie! Rainbow Dash really is best pony!" exclaimed Skipper.  "I know she really is!  Just look at that sonic rainboom!" Barbie replied.
"Oh Barbie! Rainbow Dash real…
"Hey, Barbie, I've been trying to de-bug this code all afternoon and can't seem to fix it" says Steven. 


"No problem" says Barbie, "I just won a hackathon earlier today and would be happy to use my top-notch coding skills to fix your stack." 





"Great" says Steven, "Thank goodness you stopped by today."
"Hey, Barbie, I've been tryin…
"I am secretly more clever than I seem to be," Barbie writes in her diary. "Those pink wedges I was wearing on my feet when I rushed off to school? Morph-A-Shoe.  I invented by me!  Not the boys, not Skipper, me!  I pressed the secret button and they transformed into yellow heels!"
"I am secretly more clever th…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she found. Ms. Smith is so pissed off (but keeps a smile up for appearances) that she fails Barbie and kicks her out of her course! Barbie's lack of computer skills have threatened her scholarship! "I guess I can't be a computer engineer!" says Barbie, relieved.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Install Gentoo
Install Gentoo
What is going on here?  Why do we get a segmentation violation?  Simple. strcpy( ) is copying the contents of *str (larger_string[ ]) into buffer[ ]
until a null character is found on the string.  As we can see buffer[ ] is much smaller than *str.  buffer[ ] is 16 bytes long, and we are trying to stuff it with 256 bytes.  This means that all 240 bytes after buffer in the stack
are being overwritten!
What is going on here? Why d…
"Hey Barbie" said Brian.
"Wow Barbie you can type on two keyboards and analyse binary at the same time?" Applauded Steven.
"Haha Steve" responded Barbie, blushing while batting her lashes
"Steve, we need more of these bitches in the office, they can really give us a hand"
"OHH STOPPP IT STEVE" laughed Barbie
"You know my oral skils are fantastic, I am a master debater" Giggled Barbie
Both steve and Brian fainted after there losing too much blood"
"Hey Barbie" said Brian. "Wow…
WTF bro
WTF bro
Barbie tries to email her design to President Obama, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Things just got real," says Barbie, who started rapidly coding an antivirus program on her backup computer. Suddenly the computer turned back on. "Problem, solved," she says.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Barbie, wtf are you doing on a computer?" Steven asks. Barbie replies, "Cyborg imagery can suggest a way out of the maze of dualisms in which we have explained our bodies and our tools to ourselves. This is a dream not of a common language, but of a powerful infidel heteroglossia. It is an imagination of a feminist speaking in tongues to strike fear into the circuits of the supersavers of the new right. It means both building and destroying machines, identities, categories, relationships, space stories. Though both are bound in the spiral dance, I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess."
"Barbie, wtf are you doing on…
"What are you watching?" Skipper asked.  "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic!" replied Barbie.  "Isn't that for little girls?!" inquired Skipper.  "No the animation is really good and the stories and characters are really engaging.  The creator also worked on Powerpuff Girls!"  said Barbie.  "Oh PPG was my jam!" skipper said.
"What are you watching?" Skip…
Wud up bitch! I'm hacking the fuck outta this computer dog!
Wud up bitch! I'm hacking the…
WTF build shit!
WTF build shit!

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