Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie and Skipper were feverishly working on the last bits of their real-time computing assignment. "There are only 30 hours left and I'm SOOO TIRED from these all-nighters we've been pulling!!!" exclaimed Barbie. "Don't worry - with my knack for parallel programming and your elegant coding, we'll be fine. Besides - I just brewed up some coffee for us," replied Skipper. "You'd better get us some JOLT COLA instead," countered Barbie. "Touché, you N-E-R-D," Skipper said with a smirk.
Barbie and Skipper were fever…
"I'm the only one here who understands the code," Barbie says, laughing. "I only need Steven's and Brian's help to take the customer's CEO out for drinks."
"I'm the only one here who un…
wtf
wtf
Barbie runs her code and an error message pops up! "That's weird", Barbie says. "I though I coded my program correctly". "Hey, that looks like the error message you programmed to run when you forget to put in a semicolon!" Skipper adds. "Hey Skipper, you're right! Thanks so much little sis!" Barbie hugs her sister.
Barbie runs her code and an e…
Why isn't anyone commenting on the fact that an old console has DVI out?
Why isn't anyone commenting o…
You tool, you didn't help me at all
You tool, you didn't help me …
Barbie makes it to the cult meeting just before the bell rings. As soon as quorum is present, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the priestess. "If you have a curséd Deep One corpse, how do you mutilate the body so it stays dead?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to the cult m…
So what program do we want to execute? Heh! Let's spawn a shell. From the shell we can then issue any other commands we wish. But what if there is no such code in the program we are trying to exploit? How can we place an arbitrary instruction into its address space? The answer is to place the code we are trying to execute into the buffer we are overflowing, and then overwrite the return address so it points back into the buffer.
So what program do we want t…
"IT'S GENTOO!!"
"IT'S GENTOO!!"
Barbie has used a linux-box phone to sniff all their social media passwords, and will be logging in later and liking white power pages on all their Facebook accounts.
Barbie has used a linux-box p…
"I'm working on this really cool game," Barbie said. "Thankfully Skipper is an actual programmer, so she can give me a few tips.
"I'm working on this really c…
But....I'm a goat!
But....I'm a goat!
ayy b0ss gimme da pucci
ayy b0ss gimme da pucci
'What are you upset about?' Skipper asks. 'Your last-minute software patch just saved the Philae lander. You should be celebrating.' 'I would,' says Barbie, 'but did you see that awful shirt? Way to kill the fucking mood.'
'What are you upset about?' S…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to fix your laptop, because it's not that difficult to do - in fact, I will also talk with your school about why they aren't teaching basic troubleshooting skills to your class." "You better!" Skipper replies as she shamefacedly walks away, feeling like a dolt for not backing up her work herself.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Yeah, I'll paint some some GoFaster Stripes on it!" ejaculates Brian. Barbie gives the pair an appraising look. "Are you guys sure you know what you're doing?" she asks. "Of course," says Steven, "now let me install more firewalls before your HDMI port gets a Trojan Worm."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie noticed two boys looking at her screen and laughing while she worked. "Nice work nerd girl!" They shouted. Barbie then laughed and proceeded to hack their computers
Barbie noticed two boys looki…
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UGLY DICK STOP DM-ING PICTURES OF IT TO ME [BLOCKS] JFC
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UGLY…
"Steve and Brian still code in .NET lol," Barbie says, lol'ing. "I'm left swiping your Managed Extensibility Framework issues, got some Open GL awesomeness to unleash"
"Steve and Brian still code i…
So what program do we want to execute? Let's spawn a shell. From the shell we can then issue other commands as we wish. But what if there is no such code in the program we are trying to exploit? How can we place an arbitrary instruction into its address space? The answer is to place the code with are trying to execute in the buffer we are overflowing, and then overwrite the return address so it points back into the buffer.
So what program do we want t…
Barbie makes it to computer mwmwBarbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If your computer gets a virus and crashes, how can you retrieve all the files you lost?" asks Barbie.s
Barbie makes it to computer m…
After class, Steven and Brian see a drone flying in the library. "Hi, guys, check out this drone I programmed to sniff wifi" says Barbie. "Brian I think your phone already connected to my drone thinking it was the library wifi! Don't worry guys, I only hack all the thingz for good, not evil," explains Barbie.
After class, Steven and Brian…
Ok, just one more level and i help you with your AP Physics homework.
Ok, just one more level and i…
"I am so glad that Barbie knows her shit so we can focus on looking good and cruising hot guys!" "Barbie, quit reporting KKK activity to the FBI and the Southern Poverty Law Center, and come with us to the Fire Ball!!" "One sec..."
"I am so glad that Barbie kno…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Oh Christ, what are you assholes doing here?" Barbie groaned. "I'm busy. You did such a shit job I'm rewriting all your code."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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