Create your own!
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." "Wow," says Barbie. "In that case, you're a complete moron who knows nothing about computer security. I'll handle this myself! Got you, you know-nothing jerks."