Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Sometimes Brian and I cant help but sexually harass women on the internet because we find it gratifying to degrade women," offers Steven. "What!" says Barbie. "Jha A, Banerjee D. Neurobiology of Sex and Pornography Addictions: A Primer. Journal of Psychosexual Health. 2022;4(4):227-236. doi:10.1177/2631831822111604." "Barbie!" says Steven. "You know we don’t read at a high enough level to understand a published journal article."
"Sometimes Brian and I cant h…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need an underpaid, foreign programmer to implement it for me! I love exploiting the global South!"
"I'm only creating the design…
“Im calling the authorties what the fuck is on here Steven”
“Im calling the authorties wh…
"My father never loved me… So I have to prove him wrong by being a raging misogynist," offers Steven. "Huh?!" says Barbie. "What does that have to do with women?" "Nothing!" says Steven. "But I still secretly crave his approval and will use women, including enacting violence against them, to gain his approval. I dont care if he died 10 years ago."
"My father never loved me… So…
"Brian and I both watched so much porn as children it hindered our brain development," offers Steven. "Oh god!" says Barbie. "Steven, have you considered this has impacted how you view and treat women?" "Nope!" says Steven. "Instead of realizing that was traumatic and I need help, I’m going to go sexually harass women on the internet because i am a coward."
"Brian and I both watched so …
"Good golly," Barbie says, laughing. "The way men cant help up but use sexual violence against women on the internet is very telling about their own inadequacies and failures as human beings, how pathetic!"
"Good golly," Barbie says, la…
After class, Steven and Brian harass Barbie in the library. "You dont bother me," says Barbie. I know you only act this way towards me because your mother could never love a sick fuck like you so you blame any woman you find remotely intimidating or smarter than you.
After class, Steven and Brian…
Feminist Hacker Barbie laughs as she reads all the porn and sexual violence posts on her page. “They must have such twist relationships to intimacy and love, they’ll never know true happiness!” she cackles.
Feminist Hacker Barbie laughs…
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I know the other programmers will ignore them when they write their unreadable code!”
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie is reading through the feminist hacker barbie posts and is bewildered by the amount of pathetic men who come on here to talk about porn. “Seek treatment for your sex addiction, you sick fucks!” she exclaims.
Barbie is reading through the…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Heck no, I learned all this months ago. It should take me less time than a jackrabbit jumping over a puddle." "Ok Barbie." Says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Heck no, I learned all this months ago. It should take me less time than a jackrabbit jumping over a puddle." "Ok Barbie." Says Steven.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Skipper ve cómo Barbie se altera más que nunca y la escucha repetir "Era TRUNCATE no DROP"
Skipper ve cómo Barbie se alt…
"Te lo juro, el link era del Banco, ingresé mis datos, incluso los de mi tarjeta para comprobar que no era robo, y luego ya no tenía dinero..." -Ken confuso veía cómo la sonrisa de Barbie se transformó en preocupación.
"Te lo juro, el link era del …
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar?" - preguntó nerviosa. "El de un delfín, venía en un correo. Solo tenía que instalarlo, apretarlo y ganaría mucho dinero"- dijo orgulloso Ken. Barbie sorprendida veía cómo el malware se convertía en evento canónico en la vida de Ken...
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar…
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar?" - preguntó nerviosa. "El de un delfín, venía en un correo. Solo tenía que instalarlo, apretarlo y ganaría mucho dinero"- dijo orgulloso Ken. Barbie sorprendida veía cómo el malware se convertía en evento canónico en la vida de Ken...
"¿Qué ícono dijiste presionar…
"Deja, yo arreglo la página. Aparte de tener frontend horrible, el backend es redundante" - dijo inocentemente, sin saber que le pasarían el proyecto por 6 meses.
"Deja, yo arreglo la página. …
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "Maybe the boys would like to play it instead of messing up your coding again."
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
- Skipper what did I told you about downloading pirated Adobe Software?- exclaimed Barbie - I know! I know! I thought I could trust the YT video with Pitbull Music.- cried Skipper, crying seeing how all her major accounts were hacked - We will need to run a couple of cleaners, if that doesn't work, we will need to reset to default just to make sure. - said Barbie, thinking about their options- But first, disconnect the router!
- Skipper what did I told you…
- What do you mean by "We don't have a testing branch" Steven? Where I'm supposed to test the program, Steven?- Asked Barbie - You could do it from the PreDevelop Branch, Barbie- responded Steven - Fuck you.
- What do you mean by "We don…
¿Me podes explicar para que mierda necesitamos aprender ASSEMBLER para aprobar Arquitectura de Computadoras?
¿Me podes explicar para que m…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design and full game," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's souls to finish it all and make these dogs come to life!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
There’s your problem! You’re referencing a null pointer!
There’s your problem! You’re …
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