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'NOOOOOO!' Barbie cried in anguish, staring at her computer screen. Skipper whipped her head around and snapped 'Barbie! For fucks sake, how many times do I have to tell you, stop screaming at your stupid D&D game!' 'You don't get it Skipper you fucking pleb! I failed my Charisma roll and now I blew my chance at hooking up with a hunky barbarian!' Skipped groaned and shuffled out of the room. 'Get a fucking life Barbie, like the rest of us!'