Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" Then i can take all the credit and kill theses BOZOS
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" Then i can take all the credit and kill theses BOZOS
"I'm only creating the design…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie says, "im gonna turn his dog into a Brian rat!!!" teacher asks, what is brian rat. barbie replies, "any boy who gets in my way!!!" hey kids!!! lets make a torture station for the brian rat!!!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie says, "im gonna turn his dog into a Brian rat!!!" teacher asks, what is brian rat. barbie replies, "any boy who gets in my way!!!" hey kids!!! lets make a torture station for the brian rat!!!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Hey skkiper can se še Have sex
Hey skkiper can se še Have se…
"We did it!" Barbie shouted with glee. "NORAD's detection system has successfully been spoofed. World War III is on its way. "Finally, we can achieve true socialism."
"We did it!" Barbie shouted w…
Jack tries to solo kill Barbie, but suddenly Barbie does an insane D F combo and turns the tide. "YES" says Barbie. "Looks like you outplayed him" says Skipper.
Jack tries to solo kill Barbi…
Barbie tries to solo kill Jack, but suddenly Jack outplays her with his signature champion master Yi. "Damn" says Barbie. "Looks like you got solo killed, buddie" says Skipper.
Barbie tries to solo kill Jac…
I will do it, I'm much faster says Barbie
I will do it, I'm much faster…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too clever, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm just creating the design ideas now," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to study more to make it work just like I want it to!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Skipper has filled a pillowcase with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Barbie over the head with it. Barbie has fucking died. The Diet Coke Pillowcase is a deadly weapon.
Skipper has filled a pillowca…
Skipper has filled a pillowcase with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Barbie over the head with it. Barbie has fucking died. The Diet Coke Pillowcase is a deadly weapon.
Skipper has filled a pillowca…
"Is that fucking Nano? Real programmers use Emacs," said Brian. "Emacs? Real programmers use Microsoft Visual Studio. Now both of you, get the fuck out of the computer lab," said Steven.
"Is that fucking Nano? Real p…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it dors not works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too evil, Barbie! youborke my computer and bye bye my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. Then biebie fucks skippero
The next morning, Barbie give…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I completed the game", says Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--but Skipper's never crashes because she uses Debian.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer runs Windows, so it has lots of backdoors and spyware."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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Barbie tries to launch her software but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Barbie Video Girl keeps crashing." says Barbie, "This is my 9/11".
Barbie tries to launch her so…
Barbie walks into Skipper's room, seeing her sister distraught while anxiously clutching her computer "What's wrong, Skip?" Barbie asked. "Barbie, you WON'T believe this," Skipper sobbed. "Some guy on Twitter with a Rick and Morty avatar and the handle @SJWDestroyer just doxxed me and is sending a Molotov cocktail to my home because he doesn't believe that girls like metal music and retro gaming!" Barbie helped Skipper calm down. "Someone on Twitter threatened to behead me with a sword because I took a selfie of myself eating Taco Bell while wearing a Radiohead shirt. These guys are extremely insecure about themselves, so they take out their anger on people they hate. But in reality, they aren't as powerful as they seem to be. I'll report the harassment tweets and the bomb threat to the FBI just like I did with that sword dork!" "Thank you, Barbie!" Skipper cried. "I'll show those chuds that I can like dope geeky things too!"
Barbie walks into Skipper's r…
"Somebody's been viewing porn on my computer again," growled Barbie, upset that Steven and Brian had infiltrated her computer with viruses for the umpteenth time. "You better not pull that shit again, or I'm telling all your friends that you play fantasy football."
"Somebody's been viewing porn…
Mmmm mira que culo tengo, ponte un dildo y metemelo por el culo, puta!!!
Mmmm mira que culo tengo, pon…
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