Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Really, setting up Arch Linux is a breeze. To bad it defaults to qwerty... some 'loadkeys dvorak' magic fixed this only temporarily. I just changed /etc/vconsole.conf for a better, more permanent solution. Typing like it was meant to be! <3
Really, setting up Arch Linux…
Barbie, while I appreciate that you're trying to relate to me, this feels patronizing, please stop.
Barbie, while I appreciate th…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Stacey and Brittany's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Barbie," Skipper said, "get away from that computer, you have a really weird expression." Barbie's hollow grin and glazed eyes bored a hole into Skipper's soul. "What's that pastel coloured sh*theap on your computer Barbie?" asked Skipper. "It's called Windows 8," said Barbie, a lifeless look in her eyes, "it's the peeeeerfeect UI......!" Skipper let out a small sigh and loaded a round into the chamber.
"Barbie," Skipper said, "get …
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"I'm the game designer," Barbie says, laughing. "With the exception of small independent games, most require a team. I'll need Stef, Laura, Chris, Diane, and Brian's help with coding, advertising, Q.A. and so on. Not to mention lots of volunteer gamers for Alpha and Beta testing before most people ever see this game."
"I'm the game designer," Barb…
Jamal did not want to think his teacher was racist for seating him at the back of the class. However, the thought did cross his mind...
Jamal did not want to think h…
Esta semana el "English Friday" corria a cargo de Oli, y como no, nos a explicado orgullosa como llegó a desarrollar el ya famoso algoritmo. Tambien vemos a Munia sonriente, no por la presentacion, si no porque al final logró robarle el portatil a la pobre Oli. Hoy Asier al parecer a ido al Onkologiko a solucionar un problema "puntual" de Kiro 1. Al lado de Oli, vemos a Mikel (si, se nos ha modernizado y se ha teñido) sonriente, en realidad rie por no llorar, ya que es el siguiente en presentar... To be continued!
Esta semana el "English Frida…
Barbie - Que distribución me recomiendan ? :L Ken - Deja te booteo el Debian morra
Barbie - Que distribución me …
"Of course I'm not using any Microsoft technolog. Why? Do I look stupid to you?"
"Of course I'm not using any …
"Aguante GNU/Linux" -exclamo Barbie.
"Aguante GNU/Linux" -exclamo …
That face when you discover a conflict of interest or actual illegal behavior in games journalism — Barbie makes that face multiple times a day, every day.
That face when you discover a…
That face when you discover a conflict of interest or actual illegal behavior in games journalism. Barbie makes that face multiple times a day, every day.
That face when you discover a…
It would be much easier to code this project without the two of you looking over my shoulder. Steve, make yourself useful and go get me a sandwich. Brian, I would like a Vente latte from Starbucks in the quad. Thanks.
It would be much easier to co…
"The design ideas done," Barbie says, laughing. "Now I'll underpay pay Steven and Brian to codemonkey by the hour!"
"The design ideas done," Barb…
Barbie and Skipper love their video games regardless of platform — PCs, consoles, handhelds, arcade machines, and everything in between — and will do all that they can to rid their hobby of hateful fraudsters.
Barbie and Skipper love their…
Barbie loves to read the previous night's #GamerGate happenings first thing in the morning, while feasting on probiotic yoghurt that helps her shit like a SJW media outlet.
Barbie loves to read the prev…
Barbie and Steven, both dehumanized by the opposition's false and hateful narrative of straight white male gamers, decide to collaborate on the #NotYourShield hashtag.
Barbie and Steven, both dehum…
"I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP Adress"
"I'll create a GUI interface …
I'm writing a GUI in Visual Basic to track down the killer.
I'm writing a GUI in Visual B…
Barbie can post op instructions on 8chan with one hand while tweeting evidence of corruption in games journalism with the other.
Barbie can post op instructio…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I understand that if more people work on a project it will be finished quicker and that you are not trying to be misogynistic, just a decent human being."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
You can't just use global variables for everything Skipper. Where are your gets and sets? Can you please learn to indent?!? This is garbage Skipper. You even hardcoded your database connection creds. I'd really put some try/catch on any user input because god knows you probably fucked up your input masks and validators.
You can't just use global var…
"Barbie, are you telling you actually got the app to connect with the sensor on your device?", asked Steven. "Of course, Steven, and now I can control the device from my phone! and it took only a couple of lines of code. Thank God, there are SDKs!", said Barbie as she high-fived.
"Barbie, are you telling you …
"Of course!" thought Barbie. "It needs to be 010001010011101101110110001001001011 111001011110011011001101011101100110" not 010001010011101101110110001001001011 111001011110011011001101011101100111, how could I be so stupid!" "Because you're a girl" said the teacher.
"Of course!" thought Barbie. …
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