Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie and Skipper love their video games regardless of platform — PCs, consoles, handhelds, arcade machines, and everything in between — and will do all that they can to rid their hobby of hateful fraudsters.
Barbie and Skipper love their…
Barbie loves to read the previous night's #GamerGate happenings first thing in the morning, while feasting on probiotic yoghurt that helps her shit like a SJW media outlet.
Barbie loves to read the prev…
Barbie and Steven, both dehumanized by the opposition's false and hateful narrative of straight white male gamers, decide to collaborate on the #NotYourShield hashtag.
Barbie and Steven, both dehum…
"I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP Adress"
"I'll create a GUI interface …
I'm writing a GUI in Visual Basic to track down the killer.
I'm writing a GUI in Visual B…
Barbie can post op instructions on 8chan with one hand while tweeting evidence of corruption in games journalism with the other.
Barbie can post op instructio…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I understand that if more people work on a project it will be finished quicker and that you are not trying to be misogynistic, just a decent human being."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
You can't just use global variables for everything Skipper. Where are your gets and sets? Can you please learn to indent?!? This is garbage Skipper. You even hardcoded your database connection creds. I'd really put some try/catch on any user input because god knows you probably fucked up your input masks and validators.
You can't just use global var…
"Barbie, are you telling you actually got the app to connect with the sensor on your device?", asked Steven. "Of course, Steven, and now I can control the device from my phone! and it took only a couple of lines of code. Thank God, there are SDKs!", said Barbie as she high-fived.
"Barbie, are you telling you …
"Of course!" thought Barbie. "It needs to be 010001010011101101110110001001001011 111001011110011011001101011101100110" not 010001010011101101110110001001001011 111001011110011011001101011101100111, how could I be so stupid!" "Because you're a girl" said the teacher.
"Of course!" thought Barbie. …
"Wow, all along I've been thinking about a way out of this logic, and the solution was here, right in front of me! look at this pseudocode! Now I can easily code this off!" , says Barbie with excitement.
"Wow, all along I've been thi…
"Let's fix and upgrade my laptop by installing this Linux distribution," says Barbie. "Great," says Steven, "what distribution are you going with?" "I like Antergos," says Barbie. "It's a good choice to get Arch installed and get me back to coding."
"Let's fix and upgrade my lap…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "do you know he url for planned parenthood?" asked Skipper. "Im worried I may be pregnant, and Im only in 10th grade..."
The next morning, Barbie give…
"What's with the face, Barbie?", asked Skipper. "The guild thread is full of god damn cat pictures! How are we supposed to recruit with Kyu and Rosa spamming them?!", cried Barbie. "Just spam the thread with dogs and feminist hacker Barbie pictures, that should do the trick!", suggested Skipper.
"What's with the face, Barbie…
Mette sidder i receptionen og kan ikke få computeren til at virke.
Mette sidder i receptionen og…
"We absolutely should use Puppet" insists Steven. "Great! Steven, can you hook Skipper's Couchbase nodes to your Puppet master?" says Barbie. "Well..." says Steven. "It's gonna take some time to write a provider for the orchestration. Give brooklyn.io a try!"
"We absolutely should use Pup…
Hello world
Hello world
"Being a game designer who can't even script a little bit is a horrible experience" says Barbie. "I've tried this at a game jam one - that's where I decided to learn some basic C# and LUA."
"Being a game designer who ca…
Hey Phil, Luke! Look I wrote 'Hello world!' says Heather
Hey Phil, Luke! Look I wrote …
"I'm only creating software and apps," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn about hardware and system development to become a real computer engineer. Heh.. I always laugh when I'm nervous."
"I'm only creating softw…
"I'm only creating software and apps," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn about hardware and system development. Heh.. I always laugh when I'm nervous."
"I'm only creating software a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop. I'll code an answer tonight after school" "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie wonders why her W7 installation isn't working. The screen keeps going off and on again every few seconds. Steven gives Barbie a CD-ROM with a GNU/Linux distro on it. "Maybe you should try installing this!" says Steven. And so Barbie started upon the glorious path of stable operating systems. "Another soul saved from the eternal suffering that is Windows NT. "My methods may be deplorable, but my cause is just." Thinks Steven, while putting the DVI cable back into the monitor securely.
Barbie wonders why her W7 ins…
Barbie tried to bring the computer to the fixing shop but the lady therewas so mean that she turned Barbie away."Don't ever even think about coming back here young lady"! Barbie snorted and stop led away and didn't go back.
Barbie tried to bring the com…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
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