Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Being a game designer who can't even script a little bit is a horrible experience" says Barbie. "I've tried this at a game jam one - that's where I decided to learn some basic C# and LUA."
"Being a game designer who ca…
Hey Phil, Luke! Look I wrote 'Hello world!' says Heather
Hey Phil, Luke! Look I wrote …
"I'm only creating software and apps," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn about hardware and system development to become a real computer engineer. Heh.. I always laugh when I'm nervous."
"I'm only creating softw…
"I'm only creating software and apps," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn about hardware and system development. Heh.. I always laugh when I'm nervous."
"I'm only creating software a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop. I'll code an answer tonight after school" "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie wonders why her W7 installation isn't working. The screen keeps going off and on again every few seconds. Steven gives Barbie a CD-ROM with a GNU/Linux distro on it. "Maybe you should try installing this!" says Steven. And so Barbie started upon the glorious path of stable operating systems. "Another soul saved from the eternal suffering that is Windows NT. "My methods may be deplorable, but my cause is just." Thinks Steven, while putting the DVI cable back into the monitor securely.
Barbie wonders why her W7 ins…
Barbie tried to bring the computer to the fixing shop but the lady therewas so mean that she turned Barbie away."Don't ever even think about coming back here young lady"! Barbie snorted and stop led away and didn't go back.
Barbie tried to bring the com…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie listened to Brian and Steve talk about how awesome vi mode is in their PHP IDE. Barbie sat there thinking, "WHY?!! Why would you do such a thing? WHHHHYYYYYY!!!??!! It's stupid arse"
After class, Barbie listened …
"Does your haskell program work already?" asks Skipper. "No, but it's already a huge success—I published three papers in peer reviewed journals about it".
"Does your haskell program wo…
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"Chaprichti Happy Birthday Li2ne !"
"Chaprichti Happy Birthday Li…
u useless fuckboys. while u two were sucking each other's dick, i leaked KKK info and credit cards. i got over 50 racists fucking fired from their jobs. set ur game up u weak ass bitches.
u useless fuckboys. while u t…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I grep'd the log files for OOM errors, but got no hits. The problem could be a memory leak in our latest branch, probably within the AI state tree.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"Your robot puppy is so clever," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure, but it's only in the initial trial phase." Barbie says, "I'll need Steven and Brian as guinea pigs to really test it out. "
"Your robot puppy is so cleve…
Seeing her sister distraught, Skipper turns to Barbie, "Hey what's wrong?" Barbies cries out, "People are trying to boycott my video game because I supported ethics in games journalism!" Puzzled, her sister responds, "Why would they do that?" Barbies shakes her head, "They claim I'm helping drive women out of the gaming industry!" Skipper blinks, "I don't get it."
Seeing her sister distraught,…
Seeing her friend distraught, Skipper turns to Barbie "Hey, what's wrong?" Barbie cries out, "People are trying to boycott my video game because I supported ethics in games journalism!" Puzzled, her friend responds, "Why would they do that?" Barbie shakes her head, "They claim I'm helping drive women out of the gaming industry!" Skipper blinks, "I don't get it."
Seeing her friend distraught,…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "What do they do?" "Well, first they go to Washington, D.C. and make a speech about gender equality. You actually get to write the speech!"," Barbie says. "Wow, that's so cool! I can't wait!" says Skipper.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"In my engineering class I built a version of your robot dog and programmed it to kill," says Skipper. "I hope you don't mind." There is no answer from Barbie, only a blood-curdling howl as the crazed death machine tears out her throat.
"In my engineering class I bu…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "What do they do?" "Well, first they go to Washington, D.C., and make a speech on women in technology!" says Barbie. "Wow, that's so cool! I can't wait!" Skipper exclaims happily.
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you my designs, but I realized you might not know CSS and JavaScript so maybe I should give you a short lesson before you start playing with it and get all confused."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "What do they do?" "Good job being gender concientious, Skipper! It's a she. She goes to Washington, D.C. and makes a speech on women in technology. You actually get to write parts of the speech!" "Oh my gosh! That's so cool!" Skipper exclaims.
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "I can't wait to play your game! What does he do?" "Well, first he goes to Washington, D.C. and does a speech about how dangerous it is for women to be in the technology business. You actually get to write the speech!" Brian drops by, cutting Barbie off.
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
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