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"Barbie," Skipper said, "get away from that computer, you have a really weird expression." Barbie's hollow grin and glazed eyes bored a hole into Skipper's soul. "What's that pastel coloured sh*theap on your computer Barbie?" asked Skipper. "It's called Windows 8," said Barbie, a lifeless look in her eyes, "it's the peeeeerfeect UI......!" Skipper let out a small sigh and loaded a round into the chamber.