User-Submitted Improvements

"Wow, all along I've been thinking about a way out of this logic, and the solution was here, right in front of me! look at this pseudocode! Now I can easily code this off!" , says Barbie with excitement.
"Wow, all along I've been thi…
"Let's fix and upgrade my laptop by installing this Linux distribution," says Barbie.  "Great," says Steven, "what distribution are you going with?" "I like Antergos," says Barbie.  "It's a good choice to get Arch installed and get me back to coding."
"Let's fix and upgrade my lap…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "do you know he url for planned parenthood?" asked Skipper. "Im worried I may be pregnant, and Im only in 10th grade..."
The next morning, Barbie give…
"What's with the face, Barbie?", asked Skipper.                        

"The guild thread is full of god damn cat pictures! How are we supposed to recruit with Kyu and Rosa spamming them?!", cried Barbie.                                                                                        

"Just spam the thread with dogs and feminist hacker Barbie pictures, that should do the trick!", suggested Skipper.
"What's with the face, Barbie…
Mette sidder i receptionen og kan ikke få computeren til at virke.
Mette sidder i receptionen og…
"We absolutely should use Puppet" insists Steven. "Great! Steven, can you hook Skipper's Couchbase nodes to your Puppet master?" says Barbie. "Well..." says Steven. "It's gonna take some time to write a provider for the orchestration. Give brooklyn.io a try!"
"We absolutely should use Pup…
Hello world
Hello world
"Being a game designer who can't even script a little bit is a horrible experience" says Barbie. "I've tried this at a game jam one - that's where I decided to learn some basic C# and LUA."
"Being a game designer who ca…
Hey Phil, Luke! Look I wrote 'Hello world!' says Heather
Hey Phil, Luke! Look I wrote …
     "I'm only creating software and apps," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn about hardware and system development to become a real computer engineer. Heh.. I always laugh when I'm nervous."
"I'm only creating softw…
"I'm only creating software and apps," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to learn about hardware and system development. Heh.. I always laugh when I'm nervous."
"I'm only creating software a…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop. I'll code an answer tonight after school" "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Barbie wonders why her W7 installation isn't working. The screen keeps going off and on again every few seconds. Steven gives Barbie a CD-ROM with a GNU/Linux distro on it. "Maybe you should try installing this!" says Steven. And so Barbie started upon the glorious path of stable operating systems. "Another soul saved from the eternal suffering that is Windows NT. "My methods may be deplorable, but my cause is just." Thinks Steven, while putting the DVI cable back into the monitor securely.
Barbie wonders why her W7 ins…
Barbie tried to bring the computer to the fixing shop but the lady therewas so mean that she turned Barbie away."Don't ever even think about coming back here young lady"! Barbie snorted and stop led away and didn't  go back.
Barbie tried to bring the com…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie listened to Brian and Steve talk about how awesome vi mode is in their PHP IDE. Barbie sat there thinking, "WHY?!! Why would you do such a thing? WHHHHYYYYYY!!!??!! It's stupid arse"
After class, Barbie listened …
"Does your haskell program work already?" asks Skipper.
"No, but it's already a huge success—I published three papers in peer reviewed journals about it".
"Does your haskell program wo…
ALIENS
ALIENS
"Chaprichti Happy Birthday Li2ne !"
"Chaprichti Happy Birthday Li…
u useless fuckboys. while u two were sucking each other's dick, i leaked KKK info and credit cards. i got over 50 racists fucking fired from their jobs. set ur game up u weak ass bitches.
u useless fuckboys. while u t…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I grep'd the log files for OOM errors, but got no hits. The problem could be a memory leak in our latest branch, probably within the AI state tree.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
meow
meow
"Your robot puppy is so clever," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure, but it's only in the initial trial phase." Barbie says, "I'll need Steven and Brian as guinea pigs to really test it out. "
"Your robot puppy is so cleve…
Seeing her sister distraught, Skipper turns to Barbie, "Hey what's wrong?" Barbies cries out, "People are trying to boycott my video game because I supported ethics in games journalism!" Puzzled, her sister responds, "Why would they do that?" Barbies shakes her head, "They claim I'm helping drive women out of the gaming industry!" Skipper blinks, "I don't get it."
Seeing her sister distraught,…
Seeing her friend distraught, Skipper turns to Barbie "Hey, what's wrong?" Barbie cries out, "People are trying to boycott my video game because I supported ethics in games journalism!" Puzzled, her friend responds, "Why would they do that?" Barbie shakes her head, "They claim I'm helping drive women out of the gaming industry!" Skipper blinks, "I don't get it."
Seeing her friend distraught,…

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