Feminist Hacker Barbie

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After class, Barbie listened to Brian and Steve talk about how awesome vi mode is in their PHP IDE. Barbie sat there thinking, "WHY?!! Why would you do such a thing? WHHHHYYYYYY!!!??!! It's stupid arse"
After class, Barbie listened …
"Does your haskell program work already?" asks Skipper. "No, but it's already a huge success—I published three papers in peer reviewed journals about it".
"Does your haskell program wo…
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"Chaprichti Happy Birthday Li…
u useless fuckboys. while u two were sucking each other's dick, i leaked KKK info and credit cards. i got over 50 racists fucking fired from their jobs. set ur game up u weak ass bitches.
u useless fuckboys. while u t…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I grep'd the log files for OOM errors, but got no hits. The problem could be a memory leak in our latest branch, probably within the AI state tree.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"Your robot puppy is so clever," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure, but it's only in the initial trial phase." Barbie says, "I'll need Steven and Brian as guinea pigs to really test it out. "
"Your robot puppy is so cleve…
Seeing her sister distraught, Skipper turns to Barbie, "Hey what's wrong?" Barbies cries out, "People are trying to boycott my video game because I supported ethics in games journalism!" Puzzled, her sister responds, "Why would they do that?" Barbies shakes her head, "They claim I'm helping drive women out of the gaming industry!" Skipper blinks, "I don't get it."
Seeing her sister distraught,…
Seeing her friend distraught, Skipper turns to Barbie "Hey, what's wrong?" Barbie cries out, "People are trying to boycott my video game because I supported ethics in games journalism!" Puzzled, her friend responds, "Why would they do that?" Barbie shakes her head, "They claim I'm helping drive women out of the gaming industry!" Skipper blinks, "I don't get it."
Seeing her friend distraught,…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "What do they do?" "Well, first they go to Washington, D.C. and make a speech about gender equality. You actually get to write the speech!"," Barbie says. "Wow, that's so cool! I can't wait!" says Skipper.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"In my engineering class I built a version of your robot dog and programmed it to kill," says Skipper. "I hope you don't mind." There is no answer from Barbie, only a blood-curdling howl as the crazed death machine tears out her throat.
"In my engineering class I bu…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "What do they do?" "Well, first they go to Washington, D.C., and make a speech on women in technology!" says Barbie. "Wow, that's so cool! I can't wait!" Skipper exclaims happily.
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you my designs, but I realized you might not know CSS and JavaScript so maybe I should give you a short lesson before you start playing with it and get all confused."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "What do they do?" "Good job being gender concientious, Skipper! It's a she. She goes to Washington, D.C. and makes a speech on women in technology. You actually get to write parts of the speech!" "Oh my gosh! That's so cool!" Skipper exclaims.
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
"Your robot puppy is so cute," says Skipper. "I can't wait to play your game! What does he do?" "Well, first he goes to Washington, D.C. and does a speech about how dangerous it is for women to be in the technology business. You actually get to write the speech!" Brian drops by, cutting Barbie off.
"Your robot puppy is so cute,…
"You're dead now bitch", laughs Barbie as she waves a USB stick in the air. "I've got all your porn history for the last three years, and it's going straight on your Facebook page. Skipper's eyes narrow as she picks up a pillow and shoves Barbie's head to the floor. "Can't post if you're six feet under", she laughs as she smothers barbie to death.
"You're dead now bitch", laug…
When Barbie puts a flash drive into Skipper computer and downloads the design of her new game. Skipper takes a look at the specs. "This looks like a great idea." I love the interface you've design. I've got a couple of hours so I'll write the code for the backend. I've got friends coming over tonight, we can try it out with them and get their feedback. I think that we can get this to market this fall and have it ready for the holiday season." "Really? Yay! We make such a good team. Thanks Skipper, you're the best!" Barbie exclaimed. "I'm going to work on a couple of more ideas before we have to go to school."
When Barbie puts a flash driv…
"When I finish writing the final code for this game," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's help to type up my notes, and Brian's help to make the coffee and pick up some pastries !"
"When I finish writing the fi…
"Alright guys, I'm about to start the livestream." said Barbie. "Before we do this, do you have anything you want me to add to my Amazon Wishlist for you?"
"Alright guys, I'm about to s…
"Be patient! I've only just started creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need at least two weeks to turn it into a real game!"
"Be patient! I've only just s…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I've decided to re-index the library in the Dewey Hexadecimal System."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I tried submitting my image to Commons," said Skipper. "But a Commons admin deleted it as possibly a derivative work..." "If you're on Commons, Skipper," Barbie says, quickly, "I wouldn't do any searches for 'doggie'!"
"I tried submitting my image …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks." says Barbie. "Barbie, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "No!" says Barbie. "The library computer doesn't fucking work that way you ingrate"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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