Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Suddenly, Barbie discovers what Chatroulette really is.
Suddenly, Barbie discovers wh…
OMG teacher! Pink and white colors are in low contrast. A very bad choice for an accessible app. We can read in other colors too!
OMG teacher! Pink and white c…
Ned, in the front row, thinks, "This new X-ray webcam is AWESOME!"
Ned, in the front row, thinks…
"That's one tough spider. Maybe I should get a bigger pillow."
"That's one tough spider. May…
"Your fursona is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I yiff your puppy?" "I'm only creating fursona ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to ERP at your level!"
"Your fursona is so sweet," s…
I am so cute!
I am so cute!
"I gave the guy $5 for this DVD. Since it's so expensive, it's only right for us to copy it," says Barbie.
"I gave the guy $5 for this D…
I swear to Christ, Skipper, you need stop sending me resumés of frontend engineers who don't know JavaScript. jQuery Does. Not. Count. I just interviewed a guy who had no idea how to write a switch statement. If I have to talk to one more growth hacker who once looked at MDN, I will go back in time and kill John Resig Terminator-style.
I swear to Christ, Skipper, y…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! They're pretty good at fixing the design ideas too."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hold on, Trish, I almost caught this Mr. Fourchan"
"Hold on, Trish, I almost cau…
"Steven, take this CD to set up the Desktop as a master. Remember we are using wifi so make sure you take care of the transmission drop. Skipper, configure our laptop as slave. We will use small distributed cluster to crack the password of this library" says Barbie. ""Sure!" says Steven & Skipper.
"Steven, take this CD to set …
Having watched The Girl the the Dragon Tattoo, I'm going to do something with this shiny plastic PC and that window, and get myself a Mac. But first I'm going to do something to my instructor, which involves that clipboard, and maybe that projector
Having watched The Girl the t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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"The technological drive emerges from an attempt to (re)produce a 'mother' who would and could preserve the (philosophical, masculine) fantasy of full presence, life, and unending connection. Technology is the result of a fantasy to make artificial life more lifelike than life by denying death, absence, disconnection, the improper, and sexual difference."
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"I don't need Steven and Brian's help," Barbie says, laughing. "Not only have I created the information architecture and game logic, I'm also styling the game to match my designs."
"I don't need Steven and Bria…
"Okay class it is time to learn computer language. In computer language, the circle is pronounced as beep, and the line is pronounced as boop. Very simple yes? Now repeat after me, BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP. That means hello!
"Okay class it is time to lea…
After class, Barbie went to the library to work on her compewder assignment. Her two classmates Leslie and Andre decided to join her. "Ooooooooh, oh Barbie I love what you did with those numbers, they are fabulous. I simply love the touch of pink. You are a compewder genius! Don't you agree Leslie baby?" Andre said. "Oh yes, they are simply exquisite! I must put that on my twitter." Leslie replies.
After class, Barbie went to t…
I'm using node.js to make this website. It's such a bad-ass rockstar tech. It has webscale and doesn't using blocking operations like apache.
I'm using node.js to make thi…
"Okay class, we are going to do some difficult computer today. We are going to learn about one and zero and how they be arranged into nonsensical sequences then add them together. For example you can put the zero before the one then put more zero behind it, finally you put one follow with a zero to finish it off. When you add 0100010 and 0110001 together, they will make babies and create 0111010, 0110010, 01101001 and 01100101. Do you comprehend? Remember it well class, it will be in your test."
"Okay class, we are going to …
After class, Brian and Steven met Barbie in the library. "What are you doing with our laptops, Barbie?" Brian asked. "I found all the inappropriate pictures of underage girls you saved, you disgusting freaks," Barbie said. "I'm deleting them all, as well as reporting you to the FBI."
After class, Brian and Steven…
"Wow Steven, I'm so glad you spent four hours playing League of Legends while I fixed all of the problems in our group project caused by your shitty programming skills!" Barbie said, high-fiving her friend who was oblivious to her sarcasm.
"Wow Steven, I'm so glad you …
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