Feminist Hacker Barbie

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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. "Just keep up the excellent work, and you WILL be a computer engineer!" says Ms. Smith.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" "Well, don't worry. Once I reinstall the virus protection, I'll run a recovery program and all will be back to normal," Barbie smiled. "It shouldn't take much time at all!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm starting by creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Next comes a all the programming and a lot of hard work!
"I'm starting by creating the…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "And becauseSteven and Brian are incompetent shits, I'll do the coding as well!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Server cnbjda1 keeps booting in loop now. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to get into single user mode but nothing happens. "Looks like we have to call Rasidi, big sister," says Skipper.
Server cnbjda1 keeps booting …
Barbie: I'm confused, luckily I've got my teacher in a lab coat to help me, perhaps I should face my projector at myself." Teacher: "If you hold the clipboard this way and wave your magic wand, computers will happen!"
Barbie: I'm confused, luckily…
"¡NO VUELVAS A INSTALAR BUGBUNTU EN MI PC!"- Exclamo Barbie, mientras sostenia en su mano un LiveCD de Fedora
"¡NO VUELVAS A INSTALAR BUGBU…
Do you even brain barbie?
Do you even brain barbie?
Barbie: "I'm confused, luckily I've got my teacher in a lab coat to help me, perhaps I should face projectors at myself." Teacher: "If you hold the clipboard this way, you can use a pipette as a pen!"
Barbie: "I'm confused, luckil…
"Shut the fuck up guys, I'm testing my code in production" says Barbie.
"Shut the fuck up guys, I'm t…
"I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them" Skipper says, then immediately walks away.
"I like telling UDP jokes bec…
Barbie is creating a GUI in visual basic to track the IP address of her friends
Barbie is creating a GUI in v…
Press your hand against mine and all the glitter from my shirt will end up on the floor.
Press your hand against mine …
My role in this team is to gather artwork, write the storyline and choose game-engine. Steven and Brian handle each their parts of the programming. We work together to make this a great game!
My role in this team is to ga…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug!
The next morning, Barbie give…
Suddenly, Barbie discovers what Chatroulette really is.
Suddenly, Barbie discovers wh…
OMG teacher! Pink and white colors are in low contrast. A very bad choice for an accessible app. We can read in other colors too!
OMG teacher! Pink and white c…
Ned, in the front row, thinks, "This new X-ray webcam is AWESOME!"
Ned, in the front row, thinks…
"That's one tough spider. Maybe I should get a bigger pillow."
"That's one tough spider. May…
"Your fursona is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I yiff your puppy?" "I'm only creating fursona ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to ERP at your level!"
"Your fursona is so sweet," s…
I am so cute!
I am so cute!
"I gave the guy $5 for this DVD. Since it's so expensive, it's only right for us to copy it," says Barbie.
"I gave the guy $5 for this D…
I swear to Christ, Skipper, you need stop sending me resumés of frontend engineers who don't know JavaScript. jQuery Does. Not. Count. I just interviewed a guy who had no idea how to write a switch statement. If I have to talk to one more growth hacker who once looked at MDN, I will go back in time and kill John Resig Terminator-style.
I swear to Christ, Skipper, y…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! They're pretty good at fixing the design ideas too."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hold on, Trish, I almost caught this Mr. Fourchan"
"Hold on, Trish, I almost cau…
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