Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Barbie, I found this fursona design in your room," Skipper said. "Are you hiding the fact that you're a fucking furry from me? Disgusting. Yiff in hell, bitch."
"Barbie, I found this fursona…
"If your computer crashes, can you retrieve the files you lost?" asks Barbie. "Excellent question," says Ms. Smith, the computer teacher. "Today's lesson will be on file structure and disk search utility."
"If your computer crashes, ca…
"Skipper, is that a naked anime girl on your laptop screen?" Barbie asked. Skipper clung to her laptop as Barbie looked on in confusion. "I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S NOT REAL, SHE'S MY WAIFU AND I LOVE HER!" she wailed.
"Skipper, is that a naked ani…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I haven't had a chance to send you my designs. Our computers ended up crashing. I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops... So I will be too busy to help you with your homework. Ask the librarian for some help!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
If only those guys were as low maintenance as self-executing anonymous functions...
If only those guys were as lo…
Leave me alone. I'm working on a production problem.
Leave me alone. I'm working …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. " Sorry I'm a little busy, I'm counter-hacking some punk's computer and returning his payload to him, with a few surprise tweaks. Oh, good, he's home!" She grins and stares intently at the screen.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
I know! If we double the team size we'll get it done in half the time!
I know! If we double the team…
"Should I write my program in ML or Java?" asked Barbie. "Come on, Barbie," said Steven, "You do realise that whole ML-thing was a joke, right?"
"Should I write my program in…
"Dude," Brian says, "Barbie doesn't know what I did with her sister's laptop!" Barbie is two feet away. Lucky for Brian, Steven warned her the night before so she had time to design a new anti-virus program. Barbie is going to be rich. Steven will make better friends. Brian will no longer be able to afford his favorite hair gel.
"Dude," Brian says, "Barbie d…
Really, setting up Arch Linux is a breeze. To bad it defaults to qwerty... some 'loadkeys dvorak' magic fixed this only temporarily. I just changed /etc/vconsole.conf for a better, more permanent solution. Typing like it was meant to be! <3
Really, setting up Arch Linux…
Barbie, while I appreciate that you're trying to relate to me, this feels patronizing, please stop.
Barbie, while I appreciate th…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Stacey and Brittany's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Barbie," Skipper said, "get away from that computer, you have a really weird expression." Barbie's hollow grin and glazed eyes bored a hole into Skipper's soul. "What's that pastel coloured sh*theap on your computer Barbie?" asked Skipper. "It's called Windows 8," said Barbie, a lifeless look in her eyes, "it's the peeeeerfeect UI......!" Skipper let out a small sigh and loaded a round into the chamber.
"Barbie," Skipper said, "get …
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"I'm the game designer," Barbie says, laughing. "With the exception of small independent games, most require a team. I'll need Stef, Laura, Chris, Diane, and Brian's help with coding, advertising, Q.A. and so on. Not to mention lots of volunteer gamers for Alpha and Beta testing before most people ever see this game."
"I'm the game designer," Barb…
Jamal did not want to think his teacher was racist for seating him at the back of the class. However, the thought did cross his mind...
Jamal did not want to think h…
Esta semana el "English Friday" corria a cargo de Oli, y como no, nos a explicado orgullosa como llegó a desarrollar el ya famoso algoritmo. Tambien vemos a Munia sonriente, no por la presentacion, si no porque al final logró robarle el portatil a la pobre Oli. Hoy Asier al parecer a ido al Onkologiko a solucionar un problema "puntual" de Kiro 1. Al lado de Oli, vemos a Mikel (si, se nos ha modernizado y se ha teñido) sonriente, en realidad rie por no llorar, ya que es el siguiente en presentar... To be continued!
Esta semana el "English Frida…
Barbie - Que distribución me recomiendan ? :L Ken - Deja te booteo el Debian morra
Barbie - Que distribución me …
"Of course I'm not using any Microsoft technolog. Why? Do I look stupid to you?"
"Of course I'm not using any …
"Aguante GNU/Linux" -exclamo Barbie.
"Aguante GNU/Linux" -exclamo …
That face when you discover a conflict of interest or actual illegal behavior in games journalism — Barbie makes that face multiple times a day, every day.
That face when you discover a…
That face when you discover a conflict of interest or actual illegal behavior in games journalism. Barbie makes that face multiple times a day, every day.
That face when you discover a…
It would be much easier to code this project without the two of you looking over my shoulder. Steve, make yourself useful and go get me a sandwich. Brian, I would like a Vente latte from Starbucks in the quad. Thanks.
It would be much easier to co…
"The design ideas done," Barbie says, laughing. "Now I'll underpay pay Steven and Brian to codemonkey by the hour!"
"The design ideas done," Barb…
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