User-Submitted Improvements

Esta semana el "English Friday" corria a cargo de Oli, y como no, nos a explicado orgullosa como llegó a desarrollar el ya famoso algoritmo. Tambien vemos a Munia sonriente, no por la presentacion, si no porque al final logró robarle el portatil a la pobre Oli. Hoy Asier al parecer a ido al Onkologiko a solucionar un problema "puntual" de Kiro 1. Al lado de Oli, vemos a Mikel (si, se nos ha modernizado y se ha teñido) sonriente, en realidad rie por no llorar, ya que es el siguiente en presentar...

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Esta semana el "English Frida…
Barbie - Que distribución me recomiendan ? :L 
Ken - Deja te booteo el Debian morra
Barbie - Que distribución me …
"Of course I'm not using any Microsoft technolog. Why? Do I look stupid to you?"
"Of course I'm not using any …
"Aguante GNU/Linux" -exclamo Barbie.
"Aguante GNU/Linux" -exclamo …
That face when you discover a conflict of interest or actual illegal behavior in games journalism — Barbie makes that face multiple times a day, every day.
That face when you discover a…
That face when you discover a conflict of interest or actual illegal behavior in games journalism. Barbie makes that face multiple times a day, every day.
That face when you discover a…
It would be much easier to code this project without the two of you looking over my shoulder.  Steve, make yourself useful and go get me a sandwich.  Brian, I would like a Vente latte from Starbucks in the quad.  Thanks.
It would be much easier to co…
"The design ideas done," Barbie says, laughing. "Now I'll underpay pay Steven and Brian to codemonkey by the hour!"
"The design ideas done," Barb…
Barbie and Skipper love their video games regardless of platform — PCs, consoles, handhelds, arcade machines, and everything in between — and will do all that they can to rid their hobby of hateful fraudsters.
Barbie and Skipper love their…
Barbie loves to read the previous night's #GamerGate happenings first thing in the morning, while feasting on probiotic yoghurt that helps her shit like a SJW media outlet.
Barbie loves to read the prev…
Barbie and Steven, both dehumanized by the opposition's false and hateful narrative of straight white male gamers, decide to collaborate on the #NotYourShield hashtag.
Barbie and Steven, both dehum…
"I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic. See if I can track an IP Adress"
"I'll create a GUI interface …
I'm writing a GUI in Visual Basic to track down the killer.
I'm writing a GUI in Visual B…
Barbie can post op instructions on 8chan with one hand while tweeting evidence of corruption in games journalism with the other.
Barbie can post op instructio…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I understand that if more people work on a project it will be finished quicker and that you are not trying to be misogynistic, just a decent human being."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
You can't just use global variables for everything Skipper.  Where are your gets and sets?  Can you please learn to indent?!?  This is garbage Skipper.  You even hardcoded your database connection creds.  I'd really put some try/catch on any user input because god knows you probably fucked up your input masks and validators.
You can't just use global var…
"Barbie, are you telling you actually got the app to connect with the sensor on  your device?", asked Steven. "Of course, Steven, and now I can control the device from my phone! and it took only a couple of lines of code. Thank God, there are SDKs!", said Barbie as she high-fived.
"Barbie, are you telling you …
"Of course!" thought Barbie. "It needs to be 010001010011101101110110001001001011 111001011110011011001101011101100110"
 not 010001010011101101110110001001001011
 111001011110011011001101011101100111, how could I be so stupid!"
"Because you're a girl" said the teacher.
"Of course!" thought Barbie. …
"Wow, all along I've been thinking about a way out of this logic, and the solution was here, right in front of me! look at this pseudocode! Now I can easily code this off!" , says Barbie with excitement.
"Wow, all along I've been thi…
"Let's fix and upgrade my laptop by installing this Linux distribution," says Barbie.  "Great," says Steven, "what distribution are you going with?" "I like Antergos," says Barbie.  "It's a good choice to get Arch installed and get me back to coding."
"Let's fix and upgrade my lap…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "do you know he url for planned parenthood?" asked Skipper. "Im worried I may be pregnant, and Im only in 10th grade..."
The next morning, Barbie give…
"What's with the face, Barbie?", asked Skipper.                        

"The guild thread is full of god damn cat pictures! How are we supposed to recruit with Kyu and Rosa spamming them?!", cried Barbie.                                                                                        

"Just spam the thread with dogs and feminist hacker Barbie pictures, that should do the trick!", suggested Skipper.
"What's with the face, Barbie…
Mette sidder i receptionen og kan ikke få computeren til at virke.
Mette sidder i receptionen og…
"We absolutely should use Puppet" insists Steven. "Great! Steven, can you hook Skipper's Couchbase nodes to your Puppet master?" says Barbie. "Well..." says Steven. "It's gonna take some time to write a provider for the orchestration. Give brooklyn.io a try!"
"We absolutely should use Pup…
Hello world
Hello world

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