I swear to Christ, Skipper, you need stop sending me resumés of frontend engineers who don't know JavaScript. jQuery Does. Not. Count. I just interviewed a guy who had no idea how to write a switch statement. If I have to talk to one more growth hacker who once looked at MDN, I will go back in time and kill John Resig Terminator-style.

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      I swear to Christ, Skipper, you need stop sending me resumés of frontend engineers who don't know JavaScript. jQuery Does. Not. Count. I just interviewed a guy who had no idea how to write a switch statement. If I have to talk to one more growth hacker who once looked at MDN, I will go back in time and kill John Resig Terminator-style.