Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I don't see how this Black Sabbath CD is going to help." says Barbie who is now clearly aware of how useless these two men will be to her. This is what she get's for letting strangers sit with her.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie heads to the library to fix Skippers laptop. Two jerks stand by her trying to distract her but Barbie doesn't care. She's too busy installing all new hardware for Skipper's computer.
After class, Barbie heads to …
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Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her scree n starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Well, I let Steven and Brian come up with the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to fix what they've done before I can even begin to turn it into a real game."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and redcpair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
The next morning, Rita gives Marietta a big surprise. Marietta turns on her laptop--and it runs Arch Linux! "I can finally be myself!" cries Marietta. "You are just too cool, Rita! You installed Arch Linux on my computer, this way I will never ever have to do anything on a GUI!" Marietta gives Rita a big hug.
The next morning, Rita gives …
hey guys I'm a little busy right now fiddling with that python script... Anyone knows what import antigravity does?
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"Maybe we can help" said brian looking over barbies shoulder as ther fingers flew. "Ha, my cat would be better at coding than you two. Leave it to the proessinals."
"Maybe we can help" said bria…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," Steven said. “Well I want to help also," Said Barbie, "Now stop trying to make yourself look good and let me help. It's my friend's and my computer."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
The next morning, Barbie confronts Array about the dick virus. "I'm sorry!" cries Skipper. "You were just being a huge bitch about course 6 superiority; I wanted to show you up!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "It's all right, Array, I forgive you," says Barbie. Little does Array know that Barbie has added dicks to all her cat pictures and cat faces to all of her firemen porn.
The next morning, Barbie conf…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly remembers that Steven locked himself out of his own Hotmail account. What a doof! And who uses Hotmail, anyway?
Barbie tries to email her des…
At computer class, Barbie presents the hackathon she designed, inexplicably featuring pink puppies. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day! "I guess computer engineers are better than everyone else!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
The next morning, Barbie confronts Array about the dick virus. "I'm sorry!" cries Skipper. "You were just being a huge bitch about course 6 superiority; I wanted to show you up! Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "It's all right, Array, I forgive you" says Barbie. Little does Array know that Barbie has added dicks to all her cat pictures and cat faces to all of her firemen porn.
The next morning, Barbie conf…
"Thanks for your help, Kamal!" says Barbie. "No, problem!" says Kamal, "I am a bit confused why I'm here. I mean we're not really good friends, I'm not course 6, and I don't even live on hall anymore. Tetazoo really needs to get more diverse so this story could make sense."
"Thanks for your help, Kamal!…
"Whatever," says Weston. "Great!" says Barbie. "Kamal, can you find out where the dick virus came from while i gesticulate wildly with this disc?" "Sure!" says Kamal. "It looks like your virus was installed by someone with the username xx_RORY_4_LIFE_xx." Barbie gasps. "It was ... Array! but she's not course 6, how could she be competent in any way? I need to find her right away."
"Whatever," says Weston. "Gre…
After class, Barbie meets with Weston and Kamal in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to send you my ideas for the hackathon, but I ended up catching a dick virus! Can you help me with that?" "Well, you know what the only cure for a dick virus is, Barbie?" asks Weston, suggestively waggling his eyebrows. "It's never gonna happen, Weston, please, stop, we've been over this," says Barbie.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Have you ever caught a dick virus before?" asks Barbie. The teacher blushes and looks wistfully out the window. "Not in a long ... long time," says Mrs. Smith. Barbie realizes she is missing some subtext and decides to solve the problem herself.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Array starts one of her classic impromptu squishable fights. "I'm sorry Array, but after being courted by 7 different sororities, I'm kind of burnt out on naked pillow fights," says Barbie.
Array starts one of her class…
Array immediately ran to her room to make sure her computer was safe from the dick virus. "I was just so worried about my cat pictures and fireman porn!" cries Array. "That's not how computers work, you idiot" "This is why you can't participate in the hackathon!" says Barbie.
Array immediately ran to her …
Barbie tries to email her ideas to Weston, but suddenly her screen is filled with animated dicks. "That's weird and lightly arousing!" says Barbie. Barbie and Array try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus ... of the venereal variety," says Array, lightly chucking at her own joke. "no" says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her ide…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie is already hard at work on her laptop. “What are you doing, Barbie?” asks Array. “I’m helping design a hackathon at MIT this semester,” explains Barbie. “We really want to get as much participation from the whole campus as we can!”
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
"Your hackathon sounds so fun," says Array. "Can I participate?" "Oh, Rachel, a hackathon is no place for a course 3" Barbie says, laughing, "Course 6 is the only true major anyway!"
"Your hackathon sounds so fun…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It's only in beta right now but you can play the first level," Barbie says, laughing, "I've already got Steven and Brian helping me find bugs and you can too!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
I like to wear pink. It confuses all the nerds and slows down the action potentials in their brain. This means putting up with less mansplaining so that I can focus on more important things like fixing their broken UI implementations and sneaking in View Model change. Did someone say model?
I like to wear pink. It confu…
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