Create your own!
"Whatever," says Weston. "Great!" says Barbie. "Kamal, can you find out where the dick virus came from while i gesticulate wildly with this disc?" "Sure!" says Kamal. "It looks like your virus was installed by someone with the username xx_RORY_4_LIFE_xx." Barbie gasps. "It was ... Array! but she's not course 6, how could she be competent in any way? I need to find her right away."