Feminist Hacker Barbie

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The next morning, Barbie confronts Array about the dick virus. "I'm sorry!" cries Skipper. "You were just being a huge bitch about course 6 superiority; I wanted to show you up!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "It's all right, Array, I forgive you," says Barbie. Little does Array know that Barbie has added dicks to all her cat pictures and cat faces to all of her firemen porn.
The next morning, Barbie conf…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly remembers that Steven locked himself out of his own Hotmail account. What a doof! And who uses Hotmail, anyway?
Barbie tries to email her des…
At computer class, Barbie presents the hackathon she designed, inexplicably featuring pink puppies. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day! "I guess computer engineers are better than everyone else!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
The next morning, Barbie confronts Array about the dick virus. "I'm sorry!" cries Skipper. "You were just being a huge bitch about course 6 superiority; I wanted to show you up! Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. "It's all right, Array, I forgive you" says Barbie. Little does Array know that Barbie has added dicks to all her cat pictures and cat faces to all of her firemen porn.
The next morning, Barbie conf…
"Thanks for your help, Kamal!" says Barbie. "No, problem!" says Kamal, "I am a bit confused why I'm here. I mean we're not really good friends, I'm not course 6, and I don't even live on hall anymore. Tetazoo really needs to get more diverse so this story could make sense."
"Thanks for your help, Kamal!…
"Whatever," says Weston. "Great!" says Barbie. "Kamal, can you find out where the dick virus came from while i gesticulate wildly with this disc?" "Sure!" says Kamal. "It looks like your virus was installed by someone with the username xx_RORY_4_LIFE_xx." Barbie gasps. "It was ... Array! but she's not course 6, how could she be competent in any way? I need to find her right away."
"Whatever," says Weston. "Gre…
After class, Barbie meets with Weston and Kamal in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to send you my ideas for the hackathon, but I ended up catching a dick virus! Can you help me with that?" "Well, you know what the only cure for a dick virus is, Barbie?" asks Weston, suggestively waggling his eyebrows. "It's never gonna happen, Weston, please, stop, we've been over this," says Barbie.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Have you ever caught a dick virus before?" asks Barbie. The teacher blushes and looks wistfully out the window. "Not in a long ... long time," says Mrs. Smith. Barbie realizes she is missing some subtext and decides to solve the problem herself.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
Array starts one of her classic impromptu squishable fights. "I'm sorry Array, but after being courted by 7 different sororities, I'm kind of burnt out on naked pillow fights," says Barbie.
Array starts one of her class…
Array immediately ran to her room to make sure her computer was safe from the dick virus. "I was just so worried about my cat pictures and fireman porn!" cries Array. "That's not how computers work, you idiot" "This is why you can't participate in the hackathon!" says Barbie.
Array immediately ran to her …
Barbie tries to email her ideas to Weston, but suddenly her screen is filled with animated dicks. "That's weird and lightly arousing!" says Barbie. Barbie and Array try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus ... of the venereal variety," says Array, lightly chucking at her own joke. "no" says Barbie.
Barbie tries to email her ide…
At breakfast one morning, Barbie is already hard at work on her laptop. “What are you doing, Barbie?” asks Array. “I’m helping design a hackathon at MIT this semester,” explains Barbie. “We really want to get as much participation from the whole campus as we can!”
At breakfast one morning, Bar…
"Your hackathon sounds so fun," says Array. "Can I participate?" "Oh, Rachel, a hackathon is no place for a course 3" Barbie says, laughing, "Course 6 is the only true major anyway!"
"Your hackathon sounds so fun…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It's only in beta right now but you can play the first level," Barbie says, laughing, "I've already got Steven and Brian helping me find bugs and you can too!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
I like to wear pink. It confuses all the nerds and slows down the action potentials in their brain. This means putting up with less mansplaining so that I can focus on more important things like fixing their broken UI implementations and sneaking in View Model change. Did someone say model?
I like to wear pink. It confu…
"Thats unfair"' says Skipper "Just because you are a girl does NOT mean that people should criticize you!" "I know" says Barbie "I wish that people would stop sexism!"
"Thats unfair"' says Skipper …
"Whats wrong," says Skipper. "Are people telling you they hate your website" "No," Barbie says , "People are telling me that I did not code the website and that my boy friends coded it insteted!"
"Whats wrong," says Skipper. …
"Wow" said Barbie once she published her website I have 100 viewers." What is that?" asked Barbie as she saw a picture on her website change into a poster that said " Barbie never coded this all she did was design it". "Oh No, said Barbie " People think that my boy friends created it!"
"Wow" said Barbie once she pu…
When Barbie got up that morning she instantly started work on her websites for kids and how they can find out what future job is just right for them.
When Barbie got up that morni…
"A DVD? Seriously, Steve?" Barbie laughed in that way she always does when some dude thinks he's showing her something she couldn't possibly understand. "Why don't I just boot up this crashed 'wind-woes' PC with my live Arch Linux flash drive and really get to the bottom of things. Oh, and get your fucking hands off the monitor inputs, dude. No one ever falls for that shit."
"A DVD? Seriously, Steve?" Ba…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I appreciate the offer," says Barbie. "But I know how to fix stuff on my own." "Ok!" says Steven. "Just let us know if you need help!" "I just told you," said Barbie, "I can do it myself! Just because I am a woman does not mean I require male assistance for every problem. In fact, being a woman means I can do anything I set my mind to!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Jesus skipper!! said Barbie. Luckily Skipper hadn't noticed the angry goat porn on Barbies screen.
Jesus skipper!! said Barbie. …
"What the hell, Brian? SCSI cables? What is this, 1985? And seriously? Windows XP? Are you trying to infect these computers? Get out of here and don't come back until you've reached the 21st century!" screamed Barbie.
"What the hell, Brian? SCSI c…
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