Feminist Hacker Barbie

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i'm actually about to make your start bar disappear.
i'm actually about to make yo…
"why the fuck are you fiddling with the screen, Steven?" asks Barbie. "Do you really think that connecting a hard drive to the monitor's USB will make the files automagically appear on it? also, did you stick the yellow cable with glue to the plastic case?!"
"why the fuck are you fiddlin…
"I've merged Skipper's first pull request!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "Now let's celebrate with a hackathon tonight!" "Deal!"
"I've merged Skipper's first …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I was going to send you my designs, but I found out that Skipper's laptop is insecure. Let me know when you fix it."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills earned her an interview at Ubisoft. Sadly, Steven and Brian both failed the class and are now working at McDonalds.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is our school still using proprietary software? Shouldn't we switch to free & libre software?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I'm just checking my emails before I go to my fashion class," laughed Barbie, "all the other girls are doing the same course. After all, we're socially conditioned to be vacuous women with nothing really to look forward to except having a baby. I'm just biding my time. It's not as if I'm an intelligent person capable of anything I put my mind to really."
"I'm just checking my emails …
"Can Brian and I watch when you recover the files?" Steven asks. "Of course!" says Barbie. "Then next time your computer gets a virus you will know what to do" says Barbie. "You are so cool!" says Steven.
"Can Brian and I watch when y…
"Barbie, let's hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." says Steven. "Steven, you're cute, that's so 1994. I'll just boot from this CD with a virus removal tool. And please unplug your PS1."
"Barbie, let's hook Skipper's…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need your help to test it later, though!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie walks in on Skipper using a mac and exclaims "Skipper, why do you continue to use closed source? Any popular linux distro would be better than IOS." "But I love my mac!", cries Skipper. "I know the prices are inflated to enforce loyalty but I'm a sheep."
Barbie walks in on Skipper us…
Here's the code I worked on last night. I had to burn it to a CD because my flash drive is infected with a virus. Let me know what you think.
Here's the code I worked on l…
"Sister, you've got to let go of proprietary software and switch to libre software!", explained Barbie. "No! I am too scared to switch! Please leave my computer alone!", cried Skipper. Barbie didn't know how to convince her ignorant younger sister.
"Sister, you've got to let go…
"Are you challenging me?" Barbie asked Steven. "Name your stakes" he replied. Barbie nodded, "If I win, you become my slave." "Your SLAVE?" Steven gasped. "You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights..." said Barbie.
"Are you challenging me?" Bar…
Barbie continues working, but suddenly her laptop switches off. "Oh no! I didn't commit my changes!" says Barbie. "Looks like you've learnt your lesson, big sister," says Skipper. "Remember to make regular commits often on a separate branch", she advises.
Barbie continues working, but…
When Barbie tried to VPN into the DLG Network, her laptop displayed a message explaining it did not meet the requirements to access the network. "Oh no", Barbie exclaimed, "when will this minor ASA configuration change be implemented"
When Barbie tried to VPN into…
"Thank you, thank you!" cried Skipped with delight, "with this TOR installation I'll be able to discuss our government's less morally appropriate activities with complete anonymity"."No problem!" replied Barbie, "and remember to keep behind SEVEN proxies!".
"Thank you, thank you!" cried…
"Only the Library's computer is old enough to have a CD Drive", sighed Barbie. "Here Steven. Insert this CD into the computer while Brian tries to find the drivers from the internet."
"Only the Library's computer …
Youhou je mets mon doigt dans un port usb, ça chatouille !!!
Youhou je mets mon doigt dans…
Louise skriver til MacRumors via alle sociale kanaler! - Esben er meget imponeret!
Louise skriver til MacRumors …
After class, Steven and Brian come up to Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Sorry. I can't chat right now. I am trying to do a git merge of my sister's code and don't want any merge conflicts. Will catch up with you later."
After class, Steven and Brian…
"Eclipse, sérieusement ? Mais c'est pour les noobs, les vrais, ça utilise pas un IDE en Java !" trolla Steven "Je m'en fous, Steve, j'ai ce projet de Java à finir pour demain et j'ai pas envie de réinstaller tout mes logiciels..." répondit Barbie avec détresse "Java ? Mais, c'est de la merde, fais du Python !" acheva Brian
"Eclipse, sérieusement ? Mais…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Thanks for supporting me with all those cookies you baked!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
At computer class, Barbie presents the ASCII-art-designing-tool she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "I guess it is time to open source the code and build a community around it!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Madame, quand est-ce qu'on aura nos notes de projet de Développement Orienté Objets ?" Demanda Barbie."Désolée, Barbie, mes journées n'ont que 24h !"
"Madame, quand est-ce qu'on a…
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