Feminist Hacker Barbie

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OH NO MY ROBOT PUPPY GOT BSoD NOW I NEED GOOGLE CHROME AND MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN YOU SATYA NADELLA FUCK MICROSOFT & APPLE
OH NO MY ROBOT PUPPY GOT BSoD…
"Aww, someone thinks they're being cute by replacing my BioShock wallpaper with this adorable pink puppy while I was away from my desk! What they don't know is that my motion detection camera software streamed a video of that someone -- who happens to work in cubicle 3A -- directly to my phone. That someone should know that in the time it took to pull off this condescending gag, I remotely logged into his home computer, changed the password to his email, online dating and banking accounts, and deleted his extensive multi-terabyte midget porn collection," Barbie calmly said with a smile.
"Aww, someone thinks they're …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It's trained to rip the throats out of men who catcall me" Barbie says, laughing, "I still need to finish the code but I can show you what I'm doing if you want to learn."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Actually it's about Ethics in Games Journalism" Barbie says, laughing.
"Actually it's about Ethics i…
Mia?am wszystkie wyniki z komisji powiatowych w jednym pliku i nazwy tych komisji w drugim pliku. Wys?a?am to koledze z IRCa, ?eby z?o?y? w ca?o??. Wróci?y w kodowaniu CP-1251, ale niewielka firma z ?odzi napisa?a dla mnie konwerter i oto moi drodzy p?yta z wynikami wyborów!
Mia?am wszystkie wyniki z kom…
"Barbie, fais nous pas croire que tu codes, enfin!" l'invectiva Brian. "Ben non, je finis mon dossier d'init! C'est pas en codant que tu vas valider des crédits mon vieux!" lui répondit Barbie.
"Barbie, fais nous pas croire…
if (string.empty == null) gc.keepalive(string.empty); You stringified ALL the things! Way to go Barbie!
if (string.empty == null) gc.…
I'm actually about to make your start bar disappear while eating froyo. Have a problem with that?
I'm actually about to make yo…
i'm actually about to make your start bar disappear.
i'm actually about to make yo…
"why the fuck are you fiddling with the screen, Steven?" asks Barbie. "Do you really think that connecting a hard drive to the monitor's USB will make the files automagically appear on it? also, did you stick the yellow cable with glue to the plastic case?!"
"why the fuck are you fiddlin…
"I've merged Skipper's first pull request!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "Now let's celebrate with a hackathon tonight!" "Deal!"
"I've merged Skipper's first …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I was going to send you my designs, but I found out that Skipper's laptop is insecure. Let me know when you fix it."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills earned her an interview at Ubisoft. Sadly, Steven and Brian both failed the class and are now working at McDonalds.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is our school still using proprietary software? Shouldn't we switch to free & libre software?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"I'm just checking my emails before I go to my fashion class," laughed Barbie, "all the other girls are doing the same course. After all, we're socially conditioned to be vacuous women with nothing really to look forward to except having a baby. I'm just biding my time. It's not as if I'm an intelligent person capable of anything I put my mind to really."
"I'm just checking my emails …
"Can Brian and I watch when you recover the files?" Steven asks. "Of course!" says Barbie. "Then next time your computer gets a virus you will know what to do" says Barbie. "You are so cool!" says Steven.
"Can Brian and I watch when y…
"Barbie, let's hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer." says Steven. "Steven, you're cute, that's so 1994. I'll just boot from this CD with a virus removal tool. And please unplug your PS1."
"Barbie, let's hook Skipper's…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need your help to test it later, though!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie walks in on Skipper using a mac and exclaims "Skipper, why do you continue to use closed source? Any popular linux distro would be better than IOS." "But I love my mac!", cries Skipper. "I know the prices are inflated to enforce loyalty but I'm a sheep."
Barbie walks in on Skipper us…
Here's the code I worked on last night. I had to burn it to a CD because my flash drive is infected with a virus. Let me know what you think.
Here's the code I worked on l…
"Sister, you've got to let go of proprietary software and switch to libre software!", explained Barbie. "No! I am too scared to switch! Please leave my computer alone!", cried Skipper. Barbie didn't know how to convince her ignorant younger sister.
"Sister, you've got to let go…
"Are you challenging me?" Barbie asked Steven. "Name your stakes" he replied. Barbie nodded, "If I win, you become my slave." "Your SLAVE?" Steven gasped. "You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights..." said Barbie.
"Are you challenging me?" Bar…
Barbie continues working, but suddenly her laptop switches off. "Oh no! I didn't commit my changes!" says Barbie. "Looks like you've learnt your lesson, big sister," says Skipper. "Remember to make regular commits often on a separate branch", she advises.
Barbie continues working, but…
When Barbie tried to VPN into the DLG Network, her laptop displayed a message explaining it did not meet the requirements to access the network. "Oh no", Barbie exclaimed, "when will this minor ASA configuration change be implemented"
When Barbie tried to VPN into…
"Thank you, thank you!" cried Skipped with delight, "with this TOR installation I'll be able to discuss our government's less morally appropriate activities with complete anonymity"."No problem!" replied Barbie, "and remember to keep behind SEVEN proxies!".
"Thank you, thank you!" cried…
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