Feminist Hacker Barbie
"Aww, someone thinks they're being cute by replacing my BioShock wallpaper with this adorable pink puppy while I was away from my desk! What they don't know is that my motion detection camera software streamed a video of that someone -- who happens to work in cubicle 3A -- directly to my phone. That someone should know that in the time it took to pull off this condescending gag, I remotely logged into his home computer, changed the password to his email, online dating and banking accounts, and deleted his extensive multi-terabyte midget porn collection," Barbie calmly said with a smile.

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      "Aww, someone thinks they're being cute by replacing my BioShock wallpaper with this adorable pink puppy while I was away from my desk! What they don't know is that my motion detection camera software streamed a video of that someone -- who happens to work in cubicle 3A -- directly to my phone. That someone should know that in the time it took to pull off this condescending gag, I remotely logged into his home computer, changed the password to his email, online dating and banking accounts, and deleted his extensive multi-terabyte midget porn collection," Barbie calmly said with a smile.