Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Only the Library's computer is old enough to have a CD Drive", sighed Barbie. "Here Steven. Insert this CD into the computer while Brian tries to find the drivers from the internet."
"Only the Library's computer …
Youhou je mets mon doigt dans un port usb, ça chatouille !!!
Youhou je mets mon doigt dans…
Louise skriver til MacRumors via alle sociale kanaler! - Esben er meget imponeret!
Louise skriver til MacRumors …
After class, Steven and Brian come up to Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Sorry. I can't chat right now. I am trying to do a git merge of my sister's code and don't want any merge conflicts. Will catch up with you later."
After class, Steven and Brian…
"Eclipse, sérieusement ? Mais c'est pour les noobs, les vrais, ça utilise pas un IDE en Java !" trolla Steven "Je m'en fous, Steve, j'ai ce projet de Java à finir pour demain et j'ai pas envie de réinstaller tout mes logiciels..." répondit Barbie avec détresse "Java ? Mais, c'est de la merde, fais du Python !" acheva Brian
"Eclipse, sérieusement ? Mais…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Thanks for supporting me with all those cookies you baked!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
At computer class, Barbie presents the ASCII-art-designing-tool she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "I guess it is time to open source the code and build a community around it!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Madame, quand est-ce qu'on aura nos notes de projet de Développement Orienté Objets ?" Demanda Barbie."Désolée, Barbie, mes journées n'ont que 24h !"
"Madame, quand est-ce qu'on a…
"Les mecs, j'ai un virus sur mon ordi" disait Barbie. "Lol, achète un Mac !" répondit Steven. "J'ai pas que ça à foutre, Brian, t'as un conseil ?" s’énervât Barbie "Bah... Installe Linux !" lui conseilla-t-il "Vous êtes vraiment chiant les gars..."
"Les mecs, j'ai un virus sur …
"Oh no, cosmonauts"
"Oh no, cosmonauts"
jkghkhkjnmnmbhe lost files and repair both of our laptops.
jkghkhkjnmnmbhe lost files an…
Writing JavaScript with semicolons?! Give me some semicolon-free ECMAScript6 compiled to ES5 any time!
Writing JavaScript with semic…
"Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Go back to 1995! AAAAAARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!"
"Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm…
As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is my name spelled out in ASCII code on your screen?" asks Barbie. "Are you doxxing me?"
As soon as class begins, Barb…
After many hours of installing open-source alternative software, Barbie has eradicated the trial-version bloatware from Skipper's Laptop. "I told you not to get a Dell you newb" she says derisively.
After many hours of installin…
Darby had to email Tim Cook, but suddenly her laptop went to OS X Yosemite. "Skeuomorphism!" says Darby. Darby and Skipper try to repair her MacBook Air, but Boot Camp happens. "Looks like you need Satya Nadella!!!!" said Skipper angrily.
Darby had to email Tim Cook, …
Cyber cyber cyber cyber. dual rot-13, Dual_EC_DRBG, strcpy php VB6
Cyber cyber cyber cyber. dual…
"In Soviet Russia, Gates opens you!!" complains Darby. "True," says Skipper. "Darby, why not Jim Allchin?" "Did we have a Mac Mini with Mac OS X Tiger?!" "Nope," says Darby. "Can Saddam Hussein kick Steve Jobs' butt... what else?"
"In Soviet Russia, Gates open…
Wow they migrated my data to Rucio. Everything is bright and shiny now.
Wow they migrated my data to …
"Gamergate isn't about misogyny, doxxing journalists or rage-quitting, baby," said Rod. "We just want transparency and integrity in game journos," he cooed. "Indeed... However, your 90 minutes of free public WIFI have expired," trolled the librarian.
"Gamergate isn't about misogy…
"Hi guys. Not to be rude but can you go away? I'm pretty busy designing the Artificial Intelligence trees for my video game." Stated Barbie.
"Hi guys. Not to be rude but …
"It will go faster if Brian and I do some geeky sh**t," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, will you boot up Debian using this here sparkle drive?" "Sure!" says Steven. "Library Windoze Nazi OS going bye-bye in 10...9...8...."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only doing the back end development" barbie says, laughing. "brian can make the graphics!"
"I'm only doing the back end …
Hey sis, I've been coding for too many hours; it's time to take a break. Maybe we can have a pillow fight another time, I'm going to take a walk.
Hey sis, I've been coding for…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course you can!" Barbie says, laughing, "Brian and Steven are going to do some testing, but when it's in beta"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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