Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Barbie walks in on Skipper using a mac and exclaims "Skipper, why do you continue to use closed source? Any popular linux distro would be better than IOS." "But I love my mac!", cries Skipper. "I know the prices are inflated to enforce loyalty but I'm a sheep."
Barbie walks in on Skipper us…
Here's the code I worked on last night. I had to burn it to a CD because my flash drive is infected with a virus. Let me know what you think.
Here's the code I worked on l…
"Sister, you've got to let go of proprietary software and switch to libre software!", explained Barbie. "No! I am too scared to switch! Please leave my computer alone!", cried Skipper. Barbie didn't know how to convince her ignorant younger sister.
"Sister, you've got to let go…
"Are you challenging me?" Barbie asked Steven. "Name your stakes" he replied. Barbie nodded, "If I win, you become my slave." "Your SLAVE?" Steven gasped. "You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights..." said Barbie.
"Are you challenging me?" Bar…
Barbie continues working, but suddenly her laptop switches off. "Oh no! I didn't commit my changes!" says Barbie. "Looks like you've learnt your lesson, big sister," says Skipper. "Remember to make regular commits often on a separate branch", she advises.
Barbie continues working, but…
When Barbie tried to VPN into the DLG Network, her laptop displayed a message explaining it did not meet the requirements to access the network. "Oh no", Barbie exclaimed, "when will this minor ASA configuration change be implemented"
When Barbie tried to VPN into…
"Thank you, thank you!" cried Skipped with delight, "with this TOR installation I'll be able to discuss our government's less morally appropriate activities with complete anonymity"."No problem!" replied Barbie, "and remember to keep behind SEVEN proxies!".
"Thank you, thank you!" cried…
"Only the Library's computer is old enough to have a CD Drive", sighed Barbie. "Here Steven. Insert this CD into the computer while Brian tries to find the drivers from the internet."
"Only the Library's computer …
Youhou je mets mon doigt dans un port usb, ça chatouille !!!
Youhou je mets mon doigt dans…
Louise skriver til MacRumors via alle sociale kanaler! - Esben er meget imponeret!
Louise skriver til MacRumors …
After class, Steven and Brian come up to Barbie in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Sorry. I can't chat right now. I am trying to do a git merge of my sister's code and don't want any merge conflicts. Will catch up with you later."
After class, Steven and Brian…
"Eclipse, sérieusement ? Mais c'est pour les noobs, les vrais, ça utilise pas un IDE en Java !" trolla Steven "Je m'en fous, Steve, j'ai ce projet de Java à finir pour demain et j'ai pas envie de réinstaller tout mes logiciels..." répondit Barbie avec détresse "Java ? Mais, c'est de la merde, fais du Python !" acheva Brian
"Eclipse, sérieusement ? Mais…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Thanks for supporting me with all those cookies you baked!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
At computer class, Barbie presents the ASCII-art-designing-tool she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "I guess it is time to open source the code and build a community around it!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Madame, quand est-ce qu'on aura nos notes de projet de Développement Orienté Objets ?" Demanda Barbie."Désolée, Barbie, mes journées n'ont que 24h !"
"Madame, quand est-ce qu'on a…
"Les mecs, j'ai un virus sur mon ordi" disait Barbie. "Lol, achète un Mac !" répondit Steven. "J'ai pas que ça à foutre, Brian, t'as un conseil ?" s’énervât Barbie "Bah... Installe Linux !" lui conseilla-t-il "Vous êtes vraiment chiant les gars..."
"Les mecs, j'ai un virus sur …
"Oh no, cosmonauts"
"Oh no, cosmonauts"
jkghkhkjnmnmbhe lost files and repair both of our laptops.
jkghkhkjnmnmbhe lost files an…
Writing JavaScript with semicolons?! Give me some semicolon-free ECMAScript6 compiled to ES5 any time!
Writing JavaScript with semic…
"Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Go back to 1995! AAAAAARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!"
"Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm…
As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is my name spelled out in ASCII code on your screen?" asks Barbie. "Are you doxxing me?"
As soon as class begins, Barb…
After many hours of installing open-source alternative software, Barbie has eradicated the trial-version bloatware from Skipper's Laptop. "I told you not to get a Dell you newb" she says derisively.
After many hours of installin…
Darby had to email Tim Cook, but suddenly her laptop went to OS X Yosemite. "Skeuomorphism!" says Darby. Darby and Skipper try to repair her MacBook Air, but Boot Camp happens. "Looks like you need Satya Nadella!!!!" said Skipper angrily.
Darby had to email Tim Cook, …
Cyber cyber cyber cyber. dual rot-13, Dual_EC_DRBG, strcpy php VB6
Cyber cyber cyber cyber. dual…
"In Soviet Russia, Gates opens you!!" complains Darby. "True," says Skipper. "Darby, why not Jim Allchin?" "Did we have a Mac Mini with Mac OS X Tiger?!" "Nope," says Darby. "Can Saddam Hussein kick Steve Jobs' butt... what else?"
"In Soviet Russia, Gates open…
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