Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Raquelle's and Teresa's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"stop clicking on stupid fucking links" Says Barbie. "But, I wanted to see boobs" replied Steven. Barbie sighed "Now I have to reimage your computer". Brian asked if the disk was going to erase the viruses so they can go back to watching YouTube in the office. Barbie left.
"stop clicking on stupid fuck…
Aft er class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
Aft er class, Barbie meets wi…
"Acad reading is stressful, lets relax by reading news articles on how screwed PH is with its government."
"Acad reading is stressful, l…
At school, Barbie is showered with disappointment towards her output in class. “It’s 2023!” Her classmate exclaimed. “We don’t use flash! Its been dead for years!” Barbie’s Professor commented.
At school, Barbie is showered…
"What the fuck is this, Skipper?" Barbie says after a short look at the screen. "You can't just stick everything into one Game class like this", she sighs. "Stupid Monogame," she adds. "I told you we should've gone with Unity."
"What the fuck is this, Skipp…
Well, you have actually gone and done it. Somehow, even the bootloader is broken. When did you buy this thing, 2000? I'll have to use this CD to recover it, because of course you fried the one USB port by trying to charge your Switch off of it...
Well, you have actually gone …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie."Mind your own business!" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." says Barbie to herself.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I knew it. I belong here! I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "Dio Porco!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to email her des…
NOOO MY CP COLLECTION
NOOO MY CP COLLECTION
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug
The next morning, Barbie give…
Rightly to be great is not to stir without great argument, But greatly to find quarrel in a straw when honour's at the stake. How stand I then, that have a father killed, a mother stain'd, excitements of my reason and my blood, And let all sleep, while to my shame I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, That for a fantasy and trick of fame go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause, Which is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain? O, from this time forth, My thoughts be bloody or be nothing worth!
Rightly to be great is not to…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I’ll do the programming later after I take a nap and eat some popcorn!"
"I'm only creating the design…
“ Wow this game is amazing and the graphics are beautiful. You’re so smart Barbie.” Thanks Ken and Stephen tried to take all the credit but I thankfully stuck up for myself and said no I made this game.” “ oh my god they’re so annoying said skipper. “
“ Wow this game is amazing an…
“ wow you guys really messed this game up you guys are so horrible at this good thing I’m here to fix it “ said Barbie shocked “ good thing that we’re men and not a pretty princess like you or else the whole game would be ruined. Good thing we’re going to take the credit.” “ really you guys think you’re gonna get off that easily. This is my work and I’m gonna be recognized for it so shut up and help me.”
“ wow you guys really messed …
Not only am I creating a fashion app I am also helping Stephen and Ken with their game more like fixing it for them and doing all the work while they get all the credit I never get recognized for anything male chauvinism is always getting in the way. “ Barbie said really annoyed.
Not only am I creating a fash…
Barbie took her computer to her teacher to show her the magic of the internet “it’s this easy! Just take a picture of your feet and send it on its way!” Barbie told her teacher. “Barbie your a slut” the teacher told her
Barbie took her computer to h…
"It will go faster if we all work together," offers Steven. "Good idea! I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer!" says Barbie. "Great!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." says Brian.
"It will go faster if we all …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to work on my designs, but my laptop crashed--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie is working on her own design, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie is working on her own …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to work on my designs, but my laptop crashed--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
In computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed and programmed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie an A! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I knew I could be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
In computer class, Barbie pre…
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