Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie tries to develop her game, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper.
Barbie tries to develop her g…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried working on my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I'm currently creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll ask Steven's and Brian's opinions before I turn it into a real game!"
"I'm currently creating the d…
"It will go faster if we work together," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "I'll hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Good idea!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if we work…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I can't wait to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I can't wait to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"You will have to wait until tomorrow for this Design request since it is lower in priority. Speak to you then! Thanks"
"You will have to wait until …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen turns black and the fan goes silent. "WTF Barbie, why did you plug a killer USB into my computer?" exclaimed Skipper. "Lol," said Barbie. "Lmao"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow. "Okay bitch if you're gonna act all mean like that then fuck you and your computer," says Barbie.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files stat!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Did you just download BTD3 Unlimited Money Glitch (Hacked) onto the family computer?" said Barbie. "It said it was safe punjabi no virus!!!" Steven replied.
"Did you just download BTD3 U…
"Time to hack into the Pentagon," Barbie says. "Wait. Gotta make sure this signal is secure. It's only gotta work for like ten minutes tops. Then we go to the second location!"
"Time to hack into the Pentag…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I'm gonna go to class now, but I'll try to get your laptop fixed in the next couple hours. It shouldn't be too hard. Your processor isn't hard to crack." "Okay, sounds good. Then we can get our code work done for Ms. Smith's class afterwards." Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow. "Yeah."
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! Could you guys help me get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops? Only if you'd like, though. I can get it done myself, it'll take a longer than if three of us were figuring it out together. No big deal either way."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"This robot dog will be my best friend! Or help me take over the world. Whatever comes first."
"This robot dog will be my be…
Barbie works on her family history, something she finds cathartic and relaxing. Her friends ask her for advice and she says she'll happily help them out but when she's not as busy.
Barbie works on her family hi…
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"I can do this part of the assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And I can do this part," says Barbie. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I can do this part of the as…
why is she wearing a belt outside her shirt
why is she wearing a belt out…
"On this CD I have the nuclear launch codes." Barbie said. "Awesome, let me see," said Steve. "nice try troy bolton ass I'm never letting you anywhere near this" Steve angrily unplugs the computer.
"On this CD I have the nuclea…
"Ugh!" said Barbie as Skipper poured her protein shake without even looking. "Steve ruined all of the code I just wrote and now I have to go back and fix it!" "While you're fixing things you should fix the perspective of our kitchen its a mess" sipper said
"Ugh!" said Barbie as Skipper…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll have my team develop them into an actual game while I'm working on ending poverty"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not finished with it yet," Barbie says laughing, "But once I do you can be the first to play with it."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and Windows is gone! "My operating system!" cries Skipper. "You are just too based, Barbie! You gave me technological freedom through the power of linux!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug. “If I could just interject for a moment, what you are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux.” Barbie retorted.
The next morning, Barbie give…
“How sweet! Steven just asked me to check out his new website as he’s trying to learn HTML anf NodeJS and he sent me his local IP address at port 3000!”
“How sweet! Steven just asked…
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