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Lord Nikon said, "Look, even if you had the passwords, it'll take you ten minutes to get in, and you've still gotta find the files, man, I mean, the cops will have you in... five minutes."
"Oh wow, we are fried," sighed Cereal Killer.
Barbie replied, "Never send a boy to do a woman's job. With me, we can do it in seven."