Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I'm trying to hack into this author's computer files so I can make myself look more like a human being and less like a Pepto Bismol tablet."
"I'm trying to hack into this…
"Um, Sis", says Barbie, "you shouldn't be using my work computer to shop Silk Road."
"Um, Sis", says Barbie, "you …
Can't talk now... busy coding my ass off.
Can't talk now... busy coding…
Barbie smelt megan's hair. It smelt like shite. Barbie proceeded to stair intently at Megan with hyper sonic micro waves that would rupture her anal canal spilling brown sludge all over her new Kim Kardashian jeans. That would teach the bitch not to touch Barbie's new mac book pro
Barbie smelt megan's hair. It…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I dont even know what a game is!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm creating this neato program and I need no man"
"I'm creating this neato prog…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's blackmail her by threatening to upload her nude selfies and masturbation fantasy logs to 8chan and Wikileaks, respectively!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "Did you get me a Brazzers account? YASSSSSSSSSSS!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Does it work with gentoo" says Steven. "because your a massive winfag."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
When Barbie wants to improve her program to continue to grow her skills, Skipper beats her to it! "It's innovative, creative, and functional! I'm ready to test it for its final production!" She was so proud of her sister that she could only be inspired and help her to provide feedback. "Go team! Fantastic work, sis" cheers Skipper.
When Barbie wants to improve …
MEGDÖGLESZ RIBANC!!!!!! MERT ELLOPTAD A CSILLÁM PÓNIS DESZKÁMAT!!!!!!!!!!*gerinctörés párnával hang bazdmeg*
MEGDÖGLESZ RIBANC!!!!!! MERT …
After looking at the server logs, Barbie realized the shared key had been compromised. "Is that why my site has weird posts on it?" Brian asked. "Yeah," said Barbie while disabling remote ssh access.
After looking at the server l…
Barbie tries to email her pictures to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer and wipe the search history, but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a pedo virus, big sister," says Skipper. "The FBI will be after you!"
Barbie tries to email her pic…
"Its almost finished," Barbie explains as she prepared to hit the enter key. "Soon my plan will be in its terminal phase, and all patriarchy will cease to exist," she giggled.
"Its almost finished," Barbie…
Go away can't you see I am over here compiling binary data and restoring this laptop at the same time???
Go away can't you see I am ov…
"I'm only creating.....just about this whole fucking project," Barbie says, with a sarcastic smile. "Steven and Brian really don't know shit about computers. If I can finish this up by lunch I'll have time to hack into the government's nuclear missile system by bedtime. It is a school night, after all."
"I'm only creating.....just a…
After class, Barbie realizes that the shared key had been compromised. "Disable ssh access now!" she yelled. Mike and Brian didn't understand, so she pushed them aside and took care of it herself.
After class, Barbie realizes …
While the boys goofed around, Barbie quietly removed their fucked-up code revisions and replaced them with the code she'd written, which had been tested to destruction back home. Sure, they were treating her like she was fucking invisible, and they were bound to claim the credit for themselves, but Barbie was determined that they were going to pass this assignment.
While the boys goofed around,…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I'm just finishing up my biotechnology project before dinner. Would you like to see my 3D organ prints? :Computer-aided tissue engineering is the wave of the future!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Ah, here's the problem, Steven!" Barbie said. "You didn't declare your integer value properly!" Barbie then reminded Steven to always comment his code.
"Ah, here's the problem, Stev…
"Physical media?" says Barbie. "What do you think this is, 1990?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I thought you could, you know, compute with it." Barbie sighs, "Steven, you're an idiot."
"Physical media?" says Barbie…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. She types 'sudo rm -rf /' into her terminal. "I think I fixed your laptop."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"All right," says Barbie, cracking her slender fingers manfully. "Time to really blow this prot-spec pally wide open. You guys wanna run Naxx?" She takes a swig of Monster and belches. Steven and Brian look on in horror.
"All right," says Barbie, cra…
Barbie cracked into her Chobani while WoW booted up. "We about to get crunk up in here. Eyebrows on fleek. Da fuq," she said with a smirk. Meanwhile, somewhere in Stormwind, a ten year old playing a human paladin buys some mats off the auction house, never realizing that in an hour's time, he'll be crying hot tears of shame and helplessness as his toon is repeatedly murdered in Alterac Valley.
Barbie cracked into her Choba…
Ohh Barbie.... you belong in the kitchen, not doing man work!
Ohh Barbie.... you belong in…
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