Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

- Morning sis! Hey, are you using that... loonex thing again? - I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital syst..
- Morning sis! Hey, are you u…
Barbie diz "Skipper, serve mais um café pra mim por favor? O cliente pediu alteração no layout de novo."
Barbie diz "Skipper, serve ma…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "whats a webpage, something ducks walk on?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Who the fuck installs off of a CD WAIT--IS THIS AOL? " asked Barbie .
"Who the fuck installs off of…
"I'm a software engineer, AND a mother! Sadly, I'm not in a leadership role, because my manager thinks my home life is too busy," explains Barbie.
"I'm a software engineer, AND…
"Steven, don't be so fucking stupid, you can't hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer thanks to the fucking security software that doesn't even let you use Chrome browser."
"Steven, don't be so fucking …
"Hey guys, why is the screen all blury?" "Because you don't wear glasses, Barbie."
"Hey guys, why is the screen …
"Its almost finished!" Barbie exclaims, as she prepares to press the enter key. "Soon my plan will be in its terminal phase, and all patriarchal systems of violence and injustice will be fundamentally destabilized." she giggles.
"Its almost finished!" Barbie…
Oh computer, nobody understands this true love of ours.
Oh computer, nobody understan…
'It will go faster if Brian and I help,' offers Steven. Says Barbie, 'The only way you can help is to stop talking and just be decorative.' 'That's unfair!' protests Brian. 'You want this thing to work,' says Barbie, 'or do you want to spend your life flipping burgers?'
'It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie slams her fist on the counter as she realizes the problem. "Someone let Rakim check some code in again! We've got to put a stop to that!" she yelled as her Sister watched. "Can I get you something to drink?" asked Sharon. "Better put some vodka in their, Sis. It's gonna be a long night."
Barbie slams her fist on the …
So where does this circle USB go?
So where does this circle USB…
Brain and steven install arch linux on barbie's computer.
Brain and steven install arch…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to put together an engineering team to help to turn it into a real game! Maybe Stella and Brian want to work on the programming with me."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Do you need this coffee coaster, Stephen?" Barbie says, offering him outdated media. "No, and I'm taking this monitor." He points at her mouth. "Quick [black guy], let's finish upgrading these piece of crap laptops to sell. Who has a wired mouse these days? Pffft." "Then let's get a latte." They split.
"Do you need this coffee coas…
"I'm trying to hack into this author's computer files so I can make myself look more like a human being and less like a Pepto Bismol tablet."
"I'm trying to hack into this…
"Um, Sis", says Barbie, "you shouldn't be using my work computer to shop Silk Road."
"Um, Sis", says Barbie, "you …
Can't talk now... busy coding my ass off.
Can't talk now... busy coding…
Barbie smelt megan's hair. It smelt like shite. Barbie proceeded to stair intently at Megan with hyper sonic micro waves that would rupture her anal canal spilling brown sludge all over her new Kim Kardashian jeans. That would teach the bitch not to touch Barbie's new mac book pro
Barbie smelt megan's hair. It…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I dont even know what a game is!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm creating this neato program and I need no man"
"I'm creating this neato prog…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's blackmail her by threatening to upload her nude selfies and masturbation fantasy logs to 8chan and Wikileaks, respectively!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "Did you get me a Brazzers account? YASSSSSSSSSSS!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Does it work with gentoo" says Steven. "because your a massive winfag."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
When Barbie wants to improve her program to continue to grow her skills, Skipper beats her to it! "It's innovative, creative, and functional! I'm ready to test it for its final production!" She was so proud of her sister that she could only be inspired and help her to provide feedback. "Go team! Fantastic work, sis" cheers Skipper.
When Barbie wants to improve …
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