Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Its almost finished!" Barbie exclaims, as she prepares to press the enter key. "Soon my plan will be in its terminal phase, and all patriarchal systems of violence and injustice will be fundamentally destabilized." she giggles.
"Its almost finished!" Barbie…
Oh computer, nobody understands this true love of ours.
Oh computer, nobody understan…
'It will go faster if Brian and I help,' offers Steven. Says Barbie, 'The only way you can help is to stop talking and just be decorative.' 'That's unfair!' protests Brian. 'You want this thing to work,' says Barbie, 'or do you want to spend your life flipping burgers?'
'It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie slams her fist on the counter as she realizes the problem. "Someone let Rakim check some code in again! We've got to put a stop to that!" she yelled as her Sister watched. "Can I get you something to drink?" asked Sharon. "Better put some vodka in their, Sis. It's gonna be a long night."
Barbie slams her fist on the …
So where does this circle USB go?
So where does this circle USB…
Brain and steven install arch linux on barbie's computer.
Brain and steven install arch…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to put together an engineering team to help to turn it into a real game! Maybe Stella and Brian want to work on the programming with me."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Do you need this coffee coaster, Stephen?" Barbie says, offering him outdated media. "No, and I'm taking this monitor." He points at her mouth. "Quick [black guy], let's finish upgrading these piece of crap laptops to sell. Who has a wired mouse these days? Pffft." "Then let's get a latte." They split.
"Do you need this coffee coas…
"I'm trying to hack into this author's computer files so I can make myself look more like a human being and less like a Pepto Bismol tablet."
"I'm trying to hack into this…
"Um, Sis", says Barbie, "you shouldn't be using my work computer to shop Silk Road."
"Um, Sis", says Barbie, "you …
Can't talk now... busy coding my ass off.
Can't talk now... busy coding…
Barbie smelt megan's hair. It smelt like shite. Barbie proceeded to stair intently at Megan with hyper sonic micro waves that would rupture her anal canal spilling brown sludge all over her new Kim Kardashian jeans. That would teach the bitch not to touch Barbie's new mac book pro
Barbie smelt megan's hair. It…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I dont even know what a game is!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"I'm creating this neato program and I need no man"
"I'm creating this neato prog…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's blackmail her by threatening to upload her nude selfies and masturbation fantasy logs to 8chan and Wikileaks, respectively!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. "Did you get me a Brazzers account? YASSSSSSSSSSS!"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Does it work with gentoo" says Steven. "because your a massive winfag."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
When Barbie wants to improve her program to continue to grow her skills, Skipper beats her to it! "It's innovative, creative, and functional! I'm ready to test it for its final production!" She was so proud of her sister that she could only be inspired and help her to provide feedback. "Go team! Fantastic work, sis" cheers Skipper.
When Barbie wants to improve …
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MEGDÖGLESZ RIBANC!!!!!! MERT …
After looking at the server logs, Barbie realized the shared key had been compromised. "Is that why my site has weird posts on it?" Brian asked. "Yeah," said Barbie while disabling remote ssh access.
After looking at the server l…
Barbie tries to email her pictures to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer and wipe the search history, but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a pedo virus, big sister," says Skipper. "The FBI will be after you!"
Barbie tries to email her pic…
"Its almost finished," Barbie explains as she prepared to hit the enter key. "Soon my plan will be in its terminal phase, and all patriarchy will cease to exist," she giggled.
"Its almost finished," Barbie…
Go away can't you see I am over here compiling binary data and restoring this laptop at the same time???
Go away can't you see I am ov…
"I'm only creating.....just about this whole fucking project," Barbie says, with a sarcastic smile. "Steven and Brian really don't know shit about computers. If I can finish this up by lunch I'll have time to hack into the government's nuclear missile system by bedtime. It is a school night, after all."
"I'm only creating.....just a…
After class, Barbie realizes that the shared key had been compromised. "Disable ssh access now!" she yelled. Mike and Brian didn't understand, so she pushed them aside and took care of it herself.
After class, Barbie realizes …
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