"Do you need this coffee coaster, Stephen?" Barbie says, offering him outdated media.
"No, and I'm taking this monitor." He points at her mouth.
"Quick [black guy], let's finish upgrading these piece of crap laptops to sell. Who has a wired mouse these days? Pffft."
"Then let's get a latte." 
They split.

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      "Do you need this coffee coaster, Stephen?" Barbie says, offering him outdated media.
"No, and I'm taking this monitor." He points at her mouth.
"Quick [black guy], let's finish upgrading these piece of crap laptops to sell. Who has a wired mouse these days? Pffft."
"Then let's get a latte." 
They split.