Feminist Hacker Barbie

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this is t swift in da club yo i got dis shizzle got a virus dawg yo. i dont need dem boyyss help dawgg
this is t swift in da club yo…
Next on the list is Eliot. They're also open, but with no indexes in Apache. I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. Excellent. Moving right along…
Next on the list is Eliot. Th…
"Here guys, take this disc and recover all of my data because I'm Barbie and have no idea what I'm doing. But when you're done, I'll be sure to take the credit and assume I can do this for a living!" Barbie giggled.
"Here guys, take this disc an…
"Wow--you did a great job of retrieving the files and installing top-notch security programs to protect the files," exclaims Steve. "You should write a white paper for your web site to help others who run into similar problems."
"Wow--you did a great job of …
"Back off or I'll tape this CD over your mouth," Barbie warns. "Sorry! No more mansplaining!" Steven says. Brian asks, "Where can I get a sweet pink laptop?"
"Back off or I'll tape this C…
"I get it." She continued. "You are used to a world where women only have value in one facet, their service to you. What you don't understand is that I am capable of power, understanding, and influence orders of magnitude greater than you two could ever conceive of. In here, I create and destroy. You want me? Great. but please bring more to the table than a limp cock and an attitude."
"I get it." She continued. "Y…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, and adds, "..before I implement my own compiler for it!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Who's this puppy?" Skipper asks. "It's a picture of the virus author," Barbie beams. "I found their contact information in the virus' code, then hacked into their computer and turned on the camera." "Great work!" Skipper exclaims, then turns philosophical. "I guess on the Internet, people CAN know if you're a dog after all!"
"Who's this puppy?" Skipper a…
"lol, did you see my party pics on instagram? xDD," Barbie says, laughing. "some guy uploaded picture of me sucking three cocks"
"lol, did you see my party pi…
"Seriously?" asked Barbie, "You have a promotional CD for AOL? What is this, 1995?"
"Seriously?" asked Barbie, "Y…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. Any ideas?" Steven shrugs, Brian says "You wouldn't have this problem if you used Ubuntu, good luck!" Barbie rolls her eyes and says "Thanks for your non-help, now if you will excuse me I'll just fix it."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie is frustrated at the mobile-web tests failing, "I just want to commit my code!" she exclaims. "Just do a Red Deploy" says Skipper, "I'm sure you didn't break anything too important."
Barbie is frustrated at the m…
"Barbie appears to have submitted her assignment in bitcode," the instructor informed the class. "I'm not grading this shit."
"Barbie appears to have submi…
"Am I a pink dog dreaming I'm a woman or am I a woman dreaming I'm a pink dog?" wonders Skipper. "Neither!" laughs Barbie, "Neither the dog, nor the woman dreams. Your mind moves!"
"Am I a pink dog dreaming I'm…
"Barbie I need your help!" says Steven. "I've got you covered dumbro, lol you know I'm only joking when I call you that right?"
"Barbie I need your help!" sa…
Later, Barbie met Steven and Brian. "Thanks for agreeing to do the graphics for our project." She said. "Coding is important, but people forget that design is, too!" "No problem!" Said Brian.
Later, Barbie met Steven and …
"Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism", said Barbie.
"Actually, it's about ethics …
"I froze MacOSX twice today writing OpenGL code!"
"I froze MacOSX twice today w…
"holy shit skipper how many times do i have to tell you, milhouse is not a meme" "I WANT TO BELIEVE"
"holy shit skipper how many t…
"I'd just like to interject for moment." - says Barbie. "What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
"I'd just like to interject f…
"Looks like we finally did it!Now you no longer look like a deranged blonde who accidentally infects computers with virsues," exclaims Steven. "Yea, Mattel sure messed that one up AGAIN" says Barbie.
"Looks like we finally did it…
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"I'd just like to interject for moment." - says Barbie. "What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
"I'd just like to interject f…
"Mess with the best, die like the rest? Who the hell is Zero Cool?"
"Mess with the best, die like…
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