Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Who's this puppy?" Skipper asks. "It's a picture of the virus author," Barbie beams. "I found their contact information in the virus' code, then hacked into their computer and turned on the camera." "Great work!" Skipper exclaims, then turns philosophical. "I guess on the Internet, people CAN know if you're a dog after all!"
"Who's this puppy?" Skipper a…
"lol, did you see my party pics on instagram? xDD," Barbie says, laughing. "some guy uploaded picture of me sucking three cocks"
"lol, did you see my party pi…
"Seriously?" asked Barbie, "You have a promotional CD for AOL? What is this, 1995?"
"Seriously?" asked Barbie, "Y…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. Any ideas?" Steven shrugs, Brian says "You wouldn't have this problem if you used Ubuntu, good luck!" Barbie rolls her eyes and says "Thanks for your non-help, now if you will excuse me I'll just fix it."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie is frustrated at the mobile-web tests failing, "I just want to commit my code!" she exclaims. "Just do a Red Deploy" says Skipper, "I'm sure you didn't break anything too important."
Barbie is frustrated at the m…
"Barbie appears to have submitted her assignment in bitcode," the instructor informed the class. "I'm not grading this shit."
"Barbie appears to have submi…
"Am I a pink dog dreaming I'm a woman or am I a woman dreaming I'm a pink dog?" wonders Skipper. "Neither!" laughs Barbie, "Neither the dog, nor the woman dreams. Your mind moves!"
"Am I a pink dog dreaming I'm…
"Barbie I need your help!" says Steven. "I've got you covered dumbro, lol you know I'm only joking when I call you that right?"
"Barbie I need your help!" sa…
Later, Barbie met Steven and Brian. "Thanks for agreeing to do the graphics for our project." She said. "Coding is important, but people forget that design is, too!" "No problem!" Said Brian.
Later, Barbie met Steven and …
"Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism", said Barbie.
"Actually, it's about ethics …
"I froze MacOSX twice today writing OpenGL code!"
"I froze MacOSX twice today w…
"holy shit skipper how many times do i have to tell you, milhouse is not a meme" "I WANT TO BELIEVE"
"holy shit skipper how many t…
"I'd just like to interject for moment." - says Barbie. "What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
"I'd just like to interject f…
"Looks like we finally did it!Now you no longer look like a deranged blonde who accidentally infects computers with virsues," exclaims Steven. "Yea, Mattel sure messed that one up AGAIN" says Barbie.
"Looks like we finally did it…
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"I'd just like to interject for moment." - says Barbie. "What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
"I'd just like to interject f…
"Mess with the best, die like the rest? Who the hell is Zero Cool?"
"Mess with the best, die like…
Steven, why are you jamming that old-school VGA port into a random blue box and what the fuck is this AOL CD doing here!? These laptops look like they are from 2001! I can’t compile a “Hello World” app on this shit. Christ, I’m transferring to Waterloo.
Steven, why are you jamming t…
"I'm getting an 'index out of bounds' error, but I don't see why," Steven says. "Let's take a look," says Barbie. Steven looks on as Barbie steps through the code line by line. "Here," she says, pointing to the screen. "Your 'for' loop ends with '<= array.length' instead of just '<'. Since arrays index from 0, and the length counts from 1, on the last time through it's looking for an index that isn't there. "Oh, I see it now. Thanks Barbie, you really saved my ass."
"I'm getting an 'index out of…
I think I've figured it out! To track referral traffic to our site from a 301 redirect, we'll use a UTM code in the forwarding URL. That way it shows up on the Analytics dashboard as campaign-driven traffic. We can finally see how many people still use our old URL!
I think I've figured it out! …
As Barbie writes the software that will make the male sex chromosome and all men obsolete, Steven and Brian imagine that she is making them a delicious sandwich.
As Barbie writes the software…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Well fuck that" said Barbie,"I don't need your help."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I need some Red Bull; this will take awhile."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling all at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
And they are dancing, the boa…
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