Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Brian, let's boot the Tails Linux distro off my laptop to get around the Library censorship," Barbie said.
"Brian, let's boot the Tails …
Some versions of python are a bit weird, laughs barbie, and GIL related concurrency artefacts can be hard to track down!
Some versions of python are a…
Barbie checks her email from home before gong to work. "Years on the job and everyone still uses REPLY ALL! I really am working with a bunch of losers."
Barbie checks her email from …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "OMG guys," says Barbie. "it turns out that I can get Andy to do the designs and the code. So you two can go back to your yoga class I can get back to Facebook."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Check out this game I've been developing during the past few weeks.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Launch codes accepted! High five, Casualwear Obama!
Launch codes accepted! High f…
"You found this on MediaGoblin?" says Skipper. "Yeah, it's this cool multi-media hosting platform where artists can share ideas without involving a giant corporation" Barbie says. "Sounds like a great place for all my ascii art!" says Skipper.
"You found this on MediaGobli…
Barbie is busy posting responses to threatening comments on her blog and twitter, when the boys try to explain. "Barbie", they say, "it's about ethics in video game journalism."
Barbie is busy posting respon…
Y al final Barbie programadora se aburrió de estudiar eso, se pasó a comunicación social y luego fue reina de belleza de honduras y luego asesinada por el ex de su hermana. Fin
Y al final Barbie programador…
"THIS IS WHAT BECOMES OF TYRANTS" declares Skipper, Tribune of the Plebs.
"THIS IS WHAT BECOMES OF TYRA…
Development of this game is progressing at a good pace. I should show it to my friends!
Development of this game is p…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Barbie. "Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Having wrote actionscript most of her adult life, she couldn't bare the thought of Adobe failing on her - yet at the very last minute, the news came in. It was all Google's fault. How could she ever have doubted the efforts the flash team was still putting into the Air platform even though the Adobe mothership didn't care anymore. She felt sad and angry at herself for all those useless posts she made on forums saying how flash is dead and all that sh*t.
Having wrote actionscript mos…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie, and shoves an Ethernet cable directly into Steven's ear. Steven starts bleeding. "Steven, this isn't faster at all. ...Steven?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie's coding skills were so next level that she didn't even need a spacebar.
Barbie's coding skills were s…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Can we use Haskell for this assignment, Ms. Smith? The constant type errors in Python are just making me nuts!"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
HALP ASSIST. INTERNET NO WORKS
HALP ASSIST. INTERNET NO WORKS
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. "It looks like a cute game", Barbie explains, "but its main purpose is to add their computer to my bitcoin-mining botnet". Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP
EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP
Barbie didn't you major in computer engineering? Yes I did, I should get t work on this, you guys can hang out here wile I figure this out.
Barbie didn't you major in co…
Github is down? Seriously? Hmmmm. Happens. Barbie force refreshes chrome canary but still gets 500 errors. She hits up Steve on irc but he's not around. No one seems to be online. Suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like a blast from an EMP generator," says Skipper.
Github is down? Seriously? H…
"I can't believe Steve tried to teach me how to create this website when everyone knows I'm a gazillion times better at computers than he is."
"I can't believe Steve tried …
"Profe ¿como se le quita los virus a un computador?" pregunta Barbie. "¿a caso soy una puta gorda fea que no se la come ni el oxido, hija de mil putas?" responde la profesora "Mejor ponte a mamarle la verga a tus compañeros de clase para que te los quiten. maldita putaza" le recomendó.
"Profe ¿como se le quita los …
"Holy shit Skipper", says Barbie, "someone has been using memcached as a storage layer again. Can you fire up the git blame while I'm hotfixing prod with a few reverts?"
"Holy shit Skipper", says Bar…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. "Today we're going to talk about free software licenses." says Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Oh sweet! I've been looking forward to this chapter all semester!" says Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
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