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Github is down? Seriously? Hmmmm. Happens.
Barbie force refreshes chrome canary but still gets 500 errors. She hits up Steve on irc but he's not around. No one seems to be online. Suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like a blast from an EMP generator," says Skipper.