Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Just got 1989 on BitTorrent!!
Just got 1989 on BitTorrent…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm practicing to become Garfield and learning to code in two languages simultaneously on two laptop."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Ok Barbie. Brian and I will start looking through the recent changes we made, to see what might have caused the problem."
"Ok Barbie. Brian and I will …
"I'LL STRONGLY TYPE YOUR FACE" shouted Skipper, before she let out her war cry and demolished Barbie. "console.log(TypeError.prototype.stack)" gurgled Barbie as the lights left her eyes.
"I'LL STRONGLY TYPE YOUR FACE…
AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM BLACK
AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM…
"And you say this will wipe out humanity?" says Skipper. "Powered only by bananas?" "I'm only creating the death weapons," Barbie says, laughing, "Extinction decisions depend on their behaviour."
"And you say this will wipe o…
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian to review their code. "What kind of brogrammer bullshit is this?" asks Barbie. "Are you trying to write in C or Brainfuck?"
Barbie meets with Steven and …
Steven and Barbie switched over to Bitbucked for their source control. Steven uses SourceTree, but Barbie uses command line Git.
Steven and Barbie switched ov…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "Can't chat right now. I'm writing the frickin' Windows and Mac versions at the same time."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith and the rest of the class are impressed and ask her when they will be able to get it for their phones. "I knew I could be a Computer Engineer!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
i goota stop hangin' out at this ice cream place. i'm starting to get real boobs
i goota stop hangin' out at t…
"Hey Barbie, want to see a design I came up with for your game?" says Skipper. Barbie gives Skipper a smirk and says, "I don't think a pink puppy is what hard core gamers are looking for."
"Hey Barbie, want to see a de…
"You found this on MediaGoblin?" asks Skipper. "Yes, it's this cool multi media hosting platform where artists can share ideas without involving a giant corporation," Barbie replies. "But how will that make rich people richer?" Skipper wonders, quixotically, as she questions Barbie's dedication to capitalism and The American Way. She immediately reports Barbie's thoughtcrime to the NSA, as any doubleplusgood prole would.
"You found this on MediaGobli…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you go grab me some coffee" "Sure!" says Steven. "Two creams and sugar?" "I'm sweet enough already." Replied Barbie
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. Barbie, Steve and Hansel then watched a youtube help video. Turns out the files that are in the computer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2uHBhKTSe0
After class, Barbie meets wit…
And Barbie was so happy to get her ITIL certification.
And Barbie was so happy to ge…
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"Oh No!" Pleads Skipper, but its too late. "The third party IP providers have pulled support for the project and enacted an escrow agreement that includes ownership of all character likenesses." Says Barbie. Skipper is sad because Barbie has obviously lost a lot of weight during the legal proceedings.
"Oh No!" Pleads Skipper, but …
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie."The game files seem to have some corrupted data. Let's work together to recreate them."
Barbie meets with Steven and …
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Don't touch ANYTHING!" says Barbie. "Steven," she sighs, "you can't just 'debug all' a running Cisco router." "Sure I can!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." Barbie is dumbfounded.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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"Can Brian and I do anything to help?" offers Steven. "That would be great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"Can Brian and I do anything …
"Can you erase all the compromising pictures of me off this silver disk?" Barbie asked Steven shyly as she handed him a Cryptolocker virus. "We sure can, right Skipper?". "Ohhh ya, we sure can" Skipper replied. And Barbie just grinned.
"Can you erase all the compro…
Barbie signs on to Glassbreakers and asks a question about code. She gets so much great feedback and finds so many amazing women to meet, she doesn't have time to go shopping with the guys.
Barbie signs on to Glassbreak…
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