Feminist Hacker Barbie

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<h1>Hell world
<h1>Hell world
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Let's all go on irc and try to get answers to COMP202 assignments!" "Fuck off nerd!" says Steve.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
When Barbie asks for her laptop back, Skipper grabs it saying "Wait! Your programming stuff takes hours and I want to play Candy Crush Saga!" Barbie glares at Skipper and says, "And if you want to KEEP playing Candy Crush in the days to come without me locking out Facebook, you'll let me finish my assignment now!"
When Barbie asks for her lapt…
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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my .mp3 files are lost, too!", to which Barbie replies " That's what you get for not listening to loss less .flac you fucking pleb".
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a gal could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Survival kit contents check. …
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"Get out!, Get out!" Shouts Skipper. You were a terrible project lead and wasted all of our seed capital! We've been taken over by EA!
"Get out!, Get out!" Shouts S…
Just got 1989 on BitTorrent!!
Just got 1989 on BitTorrent…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I'm practicing to become Garfield and learning to code in two languages simultaneously on two laptop."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Ok Barbie. Brian and I will start looking through the recent changes we made, to see what might have caused the problem."
"Ok Barbie. Brian and I will …
"I'LL STRONGLY TYPE YOUR FACE" shouted Skipper, before she let out her war cry and demolished Barbie. "console.log(TypeError.prototype.stack)" gurgled Barbie as the lights left her eyes.
"I'LL STRONGLY TYPE YOUR FACE…
AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM BLACK
AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I AM…
"And you say this will wipe out humanity?" says Skipper. "Powered only by bananas?" "I'm only creating the death weapons," Barbie says, laughing, "Extinction decisions depend on their behaviour."
"And you say this will wipe o…
Barbie meets with Steven and Brian to review their code. "What kind of brogrammer bullshit is this?" asks Barbie. "Are you trying to write in C or Brainfuck?"
Barbie meets with Steven and …
Steven and Barbie switched over to Bitbucked for their source control. Steven uses SourceTree, but Barbie uses command line Git.
Steven and Barbie switched ov…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "Can't chat right now. I'm writing the frickin' Windows and Mac versions at the same time."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith and the rest of the class are impressed and ask her when they will be able to get it for their phones. "I knew I could be a Computer Engineer!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
i goota stop hangin' out at this ice cream place. i'm starting to get real boobs
i goota stop hangin' out at t…
"Hey Barbie, want to see a design I came up with for your game?" says Skipper. Barbie gives Skipper a smirk and says, "I don't think a pink puppy is what hard core gamers are looking for."
"Hey Barbie, want to see a de…
"You found this on MediaGoblin?" asks Skipper. "Yes, it's this cool multi media hosting platform where artists can share ideas without involving a giant corporation," Barbie replies. "But how will that make rich people richer?" Skipper wonders, quixotically, as she questions Barbie's dedication to capitalism and The American Way. She immediately reports Barbie's thoughtcrime to the NSA, as any doubleplusgood prole would.
"You found this on MediaGobli…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you go grab me some coffee" "Sure!" says Steven. "Two creams and sugar?" "I'm sweet enough already." Replied Barbie
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. Barbie, Steve and Hansel then watched a youtube help video. Turns out the files that are in the computer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2uHBhKTSe0
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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