Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Why were you looking at this stuff. There is no reason to decide between Idris Elba and a steak, just have both.
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Barbie types furiously on the dual laptops while terminals flash and dance across the screen. "I'm in," she exclaimed, "Never send a boy to do a woman's job."
Barbie types furiously on the…
"MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!" - said Barbie.
"MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!" - said…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, taa
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"It will go faster if you install a REAL OS like Arch Linux instead of NOObuntu," offers Steven.
"It will go faster if you ins…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I just got my new Linux system up and running!" Steven sighed and replied, "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX...
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," i found your hacker!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
EA help a development conference with the original application consultant in an attempt to restructure the project with new IP and more developers. Barbie keeps her job by reapplying as a 'specialist'.
EA help a development confere…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Well, I was working on the beginning part finished." Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's parts before you can play the whole game."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"and if any journalists hate on my app," Barbie said after eating the rum-flavored ice cream, "I can spend $1 million on investigating their private lives! Nobody will know it was me!"
"and if any journalists hate …
"Hey Barbie, can you help us?" said Steve. "We can't remember our passwords in Scratch, so now it's glitching and we need to ask Skipper where she left our passwords." "Sure, if you guys tell me how to get to some reference." said Barbie. "Well, what is the reference you need?" " Some Tardis pictures, and a couple of the Tenth Doctor." "Okay." said Brian.
"Hey Barbie, can you help us?…
Don't look at my horse porn.
Don't look at my horse porn.
Because computer engineering teachers are always women in white lab coats... #isthisbiology?
Because computer engineering …
Barbie tries to show Skipper the completed game when she sees an unknown error. "Oh no, Skipper." she says, "It looks like our game has a corrupted file. I need to check and see whether previous versions have this problem."
Barbie tries to show Skipper …
“I'm really into information security”, announces Barbie. “That way I can protect my customer's data from both malicious hackers and the NSA!”
“I'm really into information …
<h1>Hell world
<h1>Hell world
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Let's all go on irc and try to get answers to COMP202 assignments!" "Fuck off nerd!" says Steve.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
When Barbie asks for her laptop back, Skipper grabs it saying "Wait! Your programming stuff takes hours and I want to play Candy Crush Saga!" Barbie glares at Skipper and says, "And if you want to KEEP playing Candy Crush in the days to come without me locking out Facebook, you'll let me finish my assignment now!"
When Barbie asks for her lapt…
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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my .mp3 files are lost, too!", to which Barbie replies " That's what you get for not listening to loss less .flac you fucking pleb".
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a gal could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Survival kit contents check. …
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"Get out!, Get out!" Shouts Skipper. You were a terrible project lead and wasted all of our seed capital! We've been taken over by EA!
"Get out!, Get out!" Shouts S…
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