User-Submitted Improvements

"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "It's okay," says Barbie. "I've got this covered! But if you don't mind, I would like a Pepsi and some pizza!" "Sure!" says Steven. "I'll buy!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
“Barbie! exclaims Skipper excitedly. “Thank you for stopping the NSA from unlawfully spying on me!” She adds, “Also my credit card information is safe too.”
“Barbie! exclaims Skipper exc…
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT...
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD H…
"Right now I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Afterwards, I'll be turning it into a real game!"
"Right now I'm creating the d…
Ah, I see the problem Skipper. Your SCSI host controller crashed, so QEMU put all virtual drives in read-only mode. So now PostgreSQL is panicking because it can't write to /tmp. Just reboot your VM and you'll be fine.
Ah, I see the problem Skipper…
"Hey Barbie, have you tried Node.js yet? It's basically just like Haskell but you get web development and JSON for free!" 
  
                "I will cut you and I don't want a sticker"
"Hey Barbie, have you tried N…
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Choose two distinct prime numbers p and q.
For security purposes, the integers p and q should be chosen at random, and should be of similar bit-length. Prime integers can be efficiently found using a primality test.
Compute n = pq.
n is used as the modulus for both the public and private keys. Its length, usually expressed in bits, is the key length.
Compute ?(n) = ?(p)?(q) = (p ? 1)(q ? 1) = n - (p + q -1), where ? is Euler's totient function.
Choose an integer e such that 1 < e < ?(n) and gcd(e, ?(n)) = 1; i.e., e and ?(n) are coprime.
e is released as the public key exponent.
e having a short bit-length and small Hamming weight results in more efficient encryption – most commonly 216 + 1 = 65,537. However, much smaller values of e (such as 3) have been shown to be less secure in some settings.[5]
Determine d as d ? e?1 (mod ?(n)); i.e., d is the multiplicative inverse of e (modulo ?(n)).
This is more clearly stated as: solve for d given d?e ? 1 (mod ?(n))
This is often computed using the extended Euclidean algorithm. Using the pseudocode in the Modular integers section, inputs a and n correspond to e and ?(n), respectively.
d is kept as the private key exponent.
Choose two distinct prime num…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can we make a robot cat too?" "I think that's a great idea, Skipper," Barbie says, laughing, "You can do anything with code. Want to learn how?"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie: 'God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.' - Ruth Libby.
                                     English Teacher: I'm not sure your mother counts as a significant author of the 20th century.
         Barbie: Her last book sold 2 million copies.
Barbie: 'God gave men brains …
Skipper asks Barbie for help on her homework assignment and accidentally clicks on a link in an email from a friend. Suddenly her screen fills up with pictures and her computer won't respond. "Barbie, can you help me clean my computer?"
Skipper asks Barbie for help …
"I'm telling mom!" yells Skipper. Barbie smirks saying, "Really!?! You think mom is going to take your game over my assignment?" Skipper hits Barbie with a pillow. "Fine! But you better promise not to lock me out!" Barbie nods and says "Don't worry. I'll let you back on it once I get everything finished....maybe."
"I'm telling mom!" yells Skip…
"Steven and Brian haven't committed anything yet to our git....so far it's all my code! Get off your a$$ boys, no time for wow!"
"Steven and Brian haven't com…
Steve plugged in the monitor and giggled uncontrollably.
"Goddammit, Steve!", Barbie exclaimed. "STOP SHOWING ME GOATSE! I WILL CUT YOU WITH THIS DISC!"
Steve plugged in the monitor …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's genitals to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
I am Bizzaro Stormy.
I am Bizzaro Stormy.
"Maybe you should let me and Brian work on this," offers Steven. "Thanks, but I can do this myself." says Barbie. She pauses a moment. "Actually you two can help. Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer? I'll work on it once I'm finished with my computer." Steven hooks it up and looks at the machine. "I don't know Barbie. This looks like a lot of work…" Barbie interrupts. "I'm never afraid of some work, Steven. Thanks."
"Maybe you should let me and …
Mr. Stallman didn't look half-bad after he shaved and lost 70 pounds, but the white lab coat was a dorky touch. "Here," he said, "let's start with a simple relocatable object disassembly exercise."
Mr. Stallman didn't look half…
Barbie pitches her ideas to the project management team. “Look!”,. she explains, “The firewall looks like a cute doggie defending the data kennel but underneath it acts like a rabid Rottweiler if it detects suspicious activity.”
Barbie pitches her ideas to t…
I AM BIZZARO STORMY
I AM BIZZARO STORMY
"Now that I'm making the design I'll also need to make it into a real game!" Said Barbie excitedly.
"Now that I'm making the desi…
Mira la tonta pollas de la Barbie! 
Se le ha ido la olla y ahora tiene que subir toda la docu de Noviembre a la IP
Mira la tonta pollas de la Ba…
"Brian..." asks Barbie, her eyes darting across lines of obfuscated JavaScript. "...what did I say about commenting your fucking code during a live op?". Brian smiles nervously. "Erm...well...not do it any more?".
Barbie cuts him short " Right that's it Brian. I'm going to have to doxx your mom again"
"Brian..." asks Barbie, her e…
"At the moment I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to help me with writing the code for it, it's a big job!"
"At the moment I'm only creat…
"I'm first creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Would be cool if Steven and Brian would test the game once I'm done coding. It's good to have testers who can break things."
"I'm first creating the desig…

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