Feminist Hacker Barbie

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I am Bizzaro Stormy.
I am Bizzaro Stormy.
"Maybe you should let me and Brian work on this," offers Steven. "Thanks, but I can do this myself." says Barbie. She pauses a moment. "Actually you two can help. Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer? I'll work on it once I'm finished with my computer." Steven hooks it up and looks at the machine. "I don't know Barbie. This looks like a lot of work…" Barbie interrupts. "I'm never afraid of some work, Steven. Thanks."
"Maybe you should let me and …
Mr. Stallman didn't look half-bad after he shaved and lost 70 pounds, but the white lab coat was a dorky touch. "Here," he said, "let's start with a simple relocatable object disassembly exercise."
Mr. Stallman didn't look half…
Barbie pitches her ideas to the project management team. “Look!”,. she explains, “The firewall looks like a cute doggie defending the data kennel but underneath it acts like a rabid Rottweiler if it detects suspicious activity.”
Barbie pitches her ideas to t…
I AM BIZZARO STORMY
I AM BIZZARO STORMY
"Now that I'm making the design I'll also need to make it into a real game!" Said Barbie excitedly.
"Now that I'm making the desi…
Mira la tonta pollas de la Barbie! Se le ha ido la olla y ahora tiene que subir toda la docu de Noviembre a la IP
Mira la tonta pollas de la Ba…
"Brian..." asks Barbie, her eyes darting across lines of obfuscated JavaScript. "...what did I say about commenting your fucking code during a live op?". Brian smiles nervously. "Erm...well...not do it any more?". Barbie cuts him short " Right that's it Brian. I'm going to have to doxx your mom again"
"Brian..." asks Barbie, her e…
"At the moment I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to help me with writing the code for it, it's a big job!"
"At the moment I'm only creat…
"I'm first creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Would be cool if Steven and Brian would test the game once I'm done coding. It's good to have testers who can break things."
"I'm first creating the desig…
Why were you looking at this stuff. There is no reason to decide between Idris Elba and a steak, just have both.
Why were you looking at this …
Barbie types furiously on the dual laptops while terminals flash and dance across the screen. "I'm in," she exclaimed, "Never send a boy to do a woman's job."
Barbie types furiously on the…
"MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!" - said Barbie.
"MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!" - said…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, taa
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"It will go faster if you install a REAL OS like Arch Linux instead of NOObuntu," offers Steven.
"It will go faster if you ins…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I just got my new Linux system up and running!" Steven sighed and replied, "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX...
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," i found your hacker!
After class, Barbie meets wit…
EA help a development conference with the original application consultant in an attempt to restructure the project with new IP and more developers. Barbie keeps her job by reapplying as a 'specialist'.
EA help a development confere…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Well, I was working on the beginning part finished." Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's parts before you can play the whole game."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"and if any journalists hate on my app," Barbie said after eating the rum-flavored ice cream, "I can spend $1 million on investigating their private lives! Nobody will know it was me!"
"and if any journalists hate …
"Hey Barbie, can you help us?" said Steve. "We can't remember our passwords in Scratch, so now it's glitching and we need to ask Skipper where she left our passwords." "Sure, if you guys tell me how to get to some reference." said Barbie. "Well, what is the reference you need?" " Some Tardis pictures, and a couple of the Tenth Doctor." "Okay." said Brian.
"Hey Barbie, can you help us?…
Don't look at my horse porn.
Don't look at my horse porn.
Because computer engineering teachers are always women in white lab coats... #isthisbiology?
Because computer engineering …
Barbie tries to show Skipper the completed game when she sees an unknown error. "Oh no, Skipper." she says, "It looks like our game has a corrupted file. I need to check and see whether previous versions have this problem."
Barbie tries to show Skipper …
“I'm really into information security”, announces Barbie. “That way I can protect my customer's data from both malicious hackers and the NSA!”
“I'm really into information …
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