Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Hmmm, I should get back to the kitchen," mused Barbie. "Programming is hard."
"Hmmm, I should get back to t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie, "W-T-F you guys! Steven, can you unplug your Nintendo 64 from the monitor. Brian, why did you just tape a cord to the side of it?" "Because Sports!" exclaims Brian.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
I wrote down the source you told me, but how could I start it now?
I wrote down the source you t…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Oh, guys," says Barbie. "I appreciate you wanting to help, but your edits made the program crash! I'm restoring the original version now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I tried writing a Flash-based website where people could create and take care of mythological animals, but after getting a C&D from Neopets, I had to give up on that dream."
"I tried writing a Flash-base…
“Boy, boys!”, complains Barbie. “A correctly configured firewall isn't enough to protect our systems. We need proper security testing, both static and dynamic, too.”
“Boy, boys!”, complains Barbi…
"I'm working on the intro sequence," Barbie says, laughing. "Steven and Brian and I are all going to be writing the real game."
"I'm working on the intro seq…
The cumulative hierarchy is a collection of sets V? indexed by the class of ordinal numbers, in particular, V? is the set of all sets having ranks less than ?. Thus there is one set V? for each ordinal number ?; V? may be defined by transfinite recursion as follows: Let V0 be the empty set, {}: V_0 := \{\} . For any ordinal number ?, let V?+1 be the power set of V?: V_{\beta+1} := \mathcal{P} (V_\beta) . For any limit ordinal ?, let V? be the union of all the V-stages so far: V_\lambda := \bigcup_{\beta < \lambda} V_\beta . A crucial fact about this definition is that there is a single formula ?(?,x) in the language of ZFC that defines "the set x is in V?". The class V is defined to be the union of all the V-stages: V := \bigcup_{\alpha} V_\alpha. An equivalent definition sets V_\alpha := \bigcup_{\beta < \alpha} \mathcal{P} (V_\beta) for each ordinal ?, where \mathcal{P} (X) \! is the powerset of X. The rank of a set S is the smallest ? such that S \subseteq V_\alpha \,.
The cumulative hierarchy is a…
I just design the Pulse views!
I just design the Pulse views!
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I hacked together this prototype in Go, but I need to make sure tests pass on x86 and ARM before I send out the PR."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Ah, I see the problem Skipper. Your SCSI host controller glitched for a second so QEMU has put all virtual drives in read-only mode. PostgreSQL is acting up because it cannot write to /tmp/ anymore. Just reboot your VM and you will be fine.
Ah, I see the problem Skipper…
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"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Ella's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie: Are you challenging me? Steven: Name your stakes. Barbie: If I win, you become my slave. Steven: Your SLAVE? Barbie: You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights... Steven: And if I win? Barbie: Make it my first-born! Steven: Make it our first-date! Barbie: I don't DO dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on!
Barbie: Are you challenging m…
After class, Barbie shows Steve and Brian how to partition their hard drives so that they can switch to a Unix-based OS without having to let go of their Windows safety blanket.
After class, Barbie shows Ste…
Fucking Windows 8.1!
Fucking Windows 8.1!
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And Brian and I have repaired the corrupted file from our game. It's time to take a break, and then get back to coding."
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
“Boys! Boys!”, complains Barbie. “A firewall isn't enough to protect our systems. You need internal encryption and proper security testing, both static and dynaic too.”
“Boys! Boys!”, complains Barb…
Ah, I see the problem Skipper. Your SCSI host controller glitched for a second so QEMU has put all virtual drives in read-only mode. PostgreSQL is acting up because it cannot write to /tmp/ anymore. Just reboot your VM and you will be fine.
Ah, I see the problem Skipper…
MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!
MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen goes black. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The laptop died!" "That's okay, let me get the power cord!" cries Skipper. "That way we can stop fucking around and get back to coding!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm starting by creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to test the real game!"
"I'm starting by creating the…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie sees the projector screen and thinks, "Wow this is so boring! I wish the teachers here actually knew programming rather than hashing out simple textbook scripts for newbies!"
Barbie makes it to computer c…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Emily in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Skipper gave me an awesome idea for our game!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I stole this computer," says Barbie, "and hacked it to replace all its proprietary software with free alternatives. Now I'm going to reverse shoplift it back into the store, complete with Adblock and a hosts file that blocks Facebook." "Barbie, you scamp, disrupting the technological hegemony is not on the syllabus!" said Ms. Smith. But she gave her an A anyway.
"I stole this computer," says…
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