Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"It still has a lot of bugs," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm getting Steven and Brian help with some testing this afternoon so hopefully you can play it tonight!"
"It still has a lot of bugs,"…
Hey Boys, hold the phone! Felicity Smoak and I are Skyping and we're wondering why you leave all the coding and Girl Fridaying to us while you "save the City". It's Wednesday, so I'm wearing pink. Didn't you get the memo. Grimace?
Hey Boys, hold the phone! Fel…
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The next morning, Barbie says, "Thanks for all your insights, Skipper. I couldn't have worked out all the bugs without you, so I bought you a new laptop, loaded up with fancy developer software!" Skipper gives her sister a big hug. "Thanks, B! You're so silly, though. You know I only use opensourceware."
The next morning, Barbie says…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, you can start by getting me a snack while I... well it's to complex for you to understand." "Sure!" says Steven. "Brian, stop touching that. Make yourself useful and get your hand off of that cable."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Steven and Brian proved to be trolls only looking to use their supposed technical knowledge to get in Barbie's pants. So, as usual, Barbie had to do all the work herself. Ms. Smith is so impressed with Barbie's innovative designs AND groundbreaking code that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess you can be a computer engineer after all!" says Ms. Smith. "Damn right!' says Barbie, happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you go get me a coffee?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The coffeehouse next door is still open."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything, including some naked snaps" says Steven. "Now I'm going to post them on 4chan if she doesn't pay"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I appreciate your help!" says Barbie. "But I rather finish the project by myself, would it be ok if I work here?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with T.I and Brianna in the library. "Hey" says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but-- "Where they at though?" interrupts T.I.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
On Sunday afternoons, Barbie likes to spend her time looking for novel approaches to solving the Discrete Logarithm Problem for elliptic curves of a large characteristic
On Sunday afternoons, Barbie …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why am I the only one without a computer and using pencil and paper in this class??" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore television is reality, and reality is less than television."
"The battle for the mind of N…
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If the first bit is the checksum, doesn't that make examples 3, 5, and 6 incorrect? " asks Barbie.
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes,…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm finishing the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need more time to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"The ultimate meaning of the systems approach, therefore, lies in the creation of a theory of deception and in a fuller understanding of the ways in which the human being can be deceived about his world and in an interaction between these different viewpoints."
"The ultimate meaning of the …
"Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism."
"Actually, it's about ethics …
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Barbie is very impressed by Skipper's work on plausible deniability. “That's some fearsome maths you've got there sister!”, she says impressed. “Maths is my favourite”, Skipper agrees.
Barbie is very impressed by S…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but realises they haven't securely verified each other's PGP key hash. 'Looks like you'll be sharing that with the NSA, sis' laughed Skipper, callously drinking chocolate soy milk.
Barbie tries to email her des…
Why won't this stupid Safari flash bug reproduce!? Get me another laptop!
Why won't this stupid Safari …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "The final implementation of each puppy relies on a processing algorithm utilising data including the user's DNA, age, geolocation and contact list". "Then we use the puppy to target ads..."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Can I use the computer," asks Barbie. "I want to rip these old Ani DiFranco CDs to MP3?" "No way!" says Brian. "No one wants to hear that feminist crap! I'm going to pull the plug before that can happen!"
"Can I use the computer," ask…
"Wow! You finished your game!" exclaims Steven. "Sure did!" says Barbie. "I mean, there still needs to be Beta testing and all, but this is what I wanted to finish to begin looking into publishing." "Great! High five!" says Steven. Barbie felt a little awkward but wanted to be nice. Steven felt like that was the greatest high five in his life.
"Wow! You finished your game!…
Why the fuck have you projected random binary numbers?
Why the fuck have you project…
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