Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Steve and Brian tried to steal the source code for my prototype, so I corrupted their hard drives with a new boot sector virus I've been working on!"
"Steve and Brian tried to ste…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If we as engineers are not respected on our job because of our gender, what can we do?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Why aren't you working in your office?" asked Skipper, idly wondering if anyone had cleaned the Starbucks machine in the past four years. "Facilities filled it with methane and cockroaches as part of 'routine maintenance'," Barbie moaned, "and my boss doesn't have a SAFE limit high enough to approve the cost of the SR. Also, our on-site MVP is stalking me again and I prefer well-lit areas."
"Why aren't you working in yo…
Barbie had reliably predicted the next IV. "Bow before me, the Controller of Chaos, Executor of Entropy!" she exclaimed as Jamal high fived her in celebration
Barbie had reliably predicted…
"Im just making the design ideas at the moment skipper, ill need to use a special program at work for the creation of it. Maybe Brian and steven might want to have some creative input?"
"Im just making the design id…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game prototype she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "Yes! I can build cool things with computers" says Barbie, with a fist pump.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully pushes Barbie out the door.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Why the fuck would you ruin a perfectly good thinkpad barbie by painting it fucking pink. don't you know in order to protect the pure neckbeard powers that this devices holds, it must be only used by the biggest of fucking losers. Now you fucked it all up with you "Preferred Gender" and completely ruined the superior keyboard. I'm going to take this away from because obviously you cant handle a god like GNU+Linux machine like this. GET A MAC WHORE
Why the fuck would you ruin a…
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Barbie hacks into a NATO secret department's registry. Skipper says, "Let me help you. Did you leave yourself a backdoor?" "What do you take me for, a bimbo?" " Mea culpa. I didn't mean to offend you," said Skipper.
Barbie hacks into a NATO secr…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. She hasn't slept much because she spent whole night on fixing last bugs, but now everything works perfect. Mrs. Brown really loves the game and appreciate her attitude by giving her extra credit. Barbie feels so happy and proud of herself. "I did it!" she keep saying.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Your zombie robot game is so cool" says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," Barbie says, laughing, "But you'll need to wait to get the hard drive from Steve and Brian! They borrowed it yesterday."
"Your zombie robot game is so…
"What the fucking fuck," Barbie said, "are you dipshits seriously writing code in Microsoft Word?"
"What the fucking fuck," Barb…
"Total n00b mistake, Barbie," said Skipper. "Duh, I know," replied Barbie. "Let me pull the files off your drive, and then I'll do a bare-metal reinstall of your OS."
"Total n00b mistake, Barbie,"…
"Actually, I'm creating the design spec" Barbie says, laughing. "Being a Software Architect means I'm too busy to do much coding". She then adds, "I remember those days when I used to actually write code. Those were fun times!".
"Actually, I'm creating the d…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. Little did Brian and Steven know, but Barbie had loaded the cdr with a malicious botnet designed to keylog their banking passwords and browsing behaviour.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Dr Smith said 'Barbie, yes it is a nice picture of a puppy. But you are late for your therapy session so we should get started.'
Dr Smith said 'Barbie, yes it…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I've only created the design ideas so far," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to fix a couple things before I can turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It still has a lot of bugs," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm getting Steven and Brian help with some testing this afternoon so hopefully you can play it tonight!"
"It still has a lot of bugs,"…
Hey Boys, hold the phone! Felicity Smoak and I are Skyping and we're wondering why you leave all the coding and Girl Fridaying to us while you "save the City". It's Wednesday, so I'm wearing pink. Didn't you get the memo. Grimace?
Hey Boys, hold the phone! Fel…
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The next morning, Barbie says, "Thanks for all your insights, Skipper. I couldn't have worked out all the bugs without you, so I bought you a new laptop, loaded up with fancy developer software!" Skipper gives her sister a big hug. "Thanks, B! You're so silly, though. You know I only use opensourceware."
The next morning, Barbie says…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, you can start by getting me a snack while I... well it's to complex for you to understand." "Sure!" says Steven. "Brian, stop touching that. Make yourself useful and get your hand off of that cable."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Steven and Brian proved to be trolls only looking to use their supposed technical knowledge to get in Barbie's pants. So, as usual, Barbie had to do all the work herself. Ms. Smith is so impressed with Barbie's innovative designs AND groundbreaking code that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess you can be a computer engineer after all!" says Ms. Smith. "Damn right!' says Barbie, happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you go get me a coffee?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The coffeehouse next door is still open."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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