Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Barbie hacks into a NATO secret department's registry. Skipper says, "Let me help you. Did you leave yourself a backdoor?" "What do you take me for, a bimbo?" " Mea culpa. I didn't mean to offend you," said Skipper.
Barbie hacks into a NATO secr…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. She hasn't slept much because she spent whole night on fixing last bugs, but now everything works perfect. Mrs. Brown really loves the game and appreciate her attitude by giving her extra credit. Barbie feels so happy and proud of herself. "I did it!" she keep saying.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Your zombie robot game is so cool" says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," Barbie says, laughing, "But you'll need to wait to get the hard drive from Steve and Brian! They borrowed it yesterday."
"Your zombie robot game is so…
"What the fucking fuck," Barbie said, "are you dipshits seriously writing code in Microsoft Word?"
"What the fucking fuck," Barb…
"Total n00b mistake, Barbie," said Skipper. "Duh, I know," replied Barbie. "Let me pull the files off your drive, and then I'll do a bare-metal reinstall of your OS."
"Total n00b mistake, Barbie,"…
"Actually, I'm creating the design spec" Barbie says, laughing. "Being a Software Architect means I'm too busy to do much coding". She then adds, "I remember those days when I used to actually write code. Those were fun times!".
"Actually, I'm creating the d…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. Little did Brian and Steven know, but Barbie had loaded the cdr with a malicious botnet designed to keylog their banking passwords and browsing behaviour.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Dr Smith said 'Barbie, yes it is a nice picture of a puppy. But you are late for your therapy session so we should get started.'
Dr Smith said 'Barbie, yes it…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I've only created the design ideas so far," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to fix a couple things before I can turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It still has a lot of bugs," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm getting Steven and Brian help with some testing this afternoon so hopefully you can play it tonight!"
"It still has a lot of bugs,"…
Hey Boys, hold the phone! Felicity Smoak and I are Skyping and we're wondering why you leave all the coding and Girl Fridaying to us while you "save the City". It's Wednesday, so I'm wearing pink. Didn't you get the memo. Grimace?
Hey Boys, hold the phone! Fel…
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The next morning, Barbie says, "Thanks for all your insights, Skipper. I couldn't have worked out all the bugs without you, so I bought you a new laptop, loaded up with fancy developer software!" Skipper gives her sister a big hug. "Thanks, B! You're so silly, though. You know I only use opensourceware."
The next morning, Barbie says…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, you can start by getting me a snack while I... well it's to complex for you to understand." "Sure!" says Steven. "Brian, stop touching that. Make yourself useful and get your hand off of that cable."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Steven and Brian proved to be trolls only looking to use their supposed technical knowledge to get in Barbie's pants. So, as usual, Barbie had to do all the work herself. Ms. Smith is so impressed with Barbie's innovative designs AND groundbreaking code that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess you can be a computer engineer after all!" says Ms. Smith. "Damn right!' says Barbie, happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you go get me a coffee?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The coffeehouse next door is still open."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything, including some naked snaps" says Steven. "Now I'm going to post them on 4chan if she doesn't pay"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "I appreciate your help!" says Barbie. "But I rather finish the project by myself, would it be ok if I work here?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with T.I and Brianna in the library. "Hey" says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but-- "Where they at though?" interrupts T.I.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
On Sunday afternoons, Barbie likes to spend her time looking for novel approaches to solving the Discrete Logarithm Problem for elliptic curves of a large characteristic
On Sunday afternoons, Barbie …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why am I the only one without a computer and using pencil and paper in this class??" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore television is reality, and reality is less than television."
"The battle for the mind of N…
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If the first bit is the checksum, doesn't that make examples 3, 5, and 6 incorrect? " asks Barbie.
Barbie raises her hand. "Yes,…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm finishing the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need more time to turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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