Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"I'm creating the graphical user interface this week" Barbie says. while Sarah and Brian are seeking new investors for our next round of funding!"
"I'm creating the graphical u…
The teacher told me this was very good for the first try, but next Time I should not use crayons to paint the picture on the screen.
The teacher told me this was …
"It's just a single byte of memory corruption," asked Steven. "What harm could it do?" Barbie cackled and responded "You've never read Phrack, have you?"
"It's just a single byte of m…
" I've been up for 3 days and nights solid designing, developing and testing my game. I think it's time I can let my friends try it out with me to see how awesome it is!" says Barbie, rubbing her puffy eyes and smudged mascara.
" I've been up for 3 days and…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "It's not done yet," Barbie says, laughing, "Steve and Bryan and I still have to finish coding. I hope Bryan brings those yummy brownies to our meeting!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says. "Steven and Uli - the backroom underlings will to turn it into a game!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
"Steve and Brian tried to steal the source code for my prototype, so I corrupted their hard drives with a new boot sector virus I've been working on!"
"Steve and Brian tried to ste…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "If we as engineers are not respected on our job because of our gender, what can we do?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"Why aren't you working in your office?" asked Skipper, idly wondering if anyone had cleaned the Starbucks machine in the past four years. "Facilities filled it with methane and cockroaches as part of 'routine maintenance'," Barbie moaned, "and my boss doesn't have a SAFE limit high enough to approve the cost of the SR. Also, our on-site MVP is stalking me again and I prefer well-lit areas."
"Why aren't you working in yo…
Barbie had reliably predicted the next IV. "Bow before me, the Controller of Chaos, Executor of Entropy!" she exclaimed as Jamal high fived her in celebration
Barbie had reliably predicted…
"Im just making the design ideas at the moment skipper, ill need to use a special program at work for the creation of it. Maybe Brian and steven might want to have some creative input?"
"Im just making the design id…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game prototype she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! "Yes! I can build cool things with computers" says Barbie, with a fist pump.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully pushes Barbie out the door.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Why the fuck would you ruin a perfectly good thinkpad barbie by painting it fucking pink. don't you know in order to protect the pure neckbeard powers that this devices holds, it must be only used by the biggest of fucking losers. Now you fucked it all up with you "Preferred Gender" and completely ruined the superior keyboard. I'm going to take this away from because obviously you cant handle a god like GNU+Linux machine like this. GET A MAC WHORE
Why the fuck would you ruin a…
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Barbie hacks into a NATO secret department's registry. Skipper says, "Let me help you. Did you leave yourself a backdoor?" "What do you take me for, a bimbo?" " Mea culpa. I didn't mean to offend you," said Skipper.
Barbie hacks into a NATO secr…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. She hasn't slept much because she spent whole night on fixing last bugs, but now everything works perfect. Mrs. Brown really loves the game and appreciate her attitude by giving her extra credit. Barbie feels so happy and proud of herself. "I did it!" she keep saying.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"Your zombie robot game is so cool" says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," Barbie says, laughing, "But you'll need to wait to get the hard drive from Steve and Brian! They borrowed it yesterday."
"Your zombie robot game is so…
"What the fucking fuck," Barbie said, "are you dipshits seriously writing code in Microsoft Word?"
"What the fucking fuck," Barb…
"Total n00b mistake, Barbie," said Skipper. "Duh, I know," replied Barbie. "Let me pull the files off your drive, and then I'll do a bare-metal reinstall of your OS."
"Total n00b mistake, Barbie,"…
"Actually, I'm creating the design spec" Barbie says, laughing. "Being a Software Architect means I'm too busy to do much coding". She then adds, "I remember those days when I used to actually write code. Those were fun times!".
"Actually, I'm creating the d…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. Little did Brian and Steven know, but Barbie had loaded the cdr with a malicious botnet designed to keylog their banking passwords and browsing behaviour.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Dr Smith said 'Barbie, yes it is a nice picture of a puppy. But you are late for your therapy session so we should get started.'
Dr Smith said 'Barbie, yes it…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I've only created the design ideas so far," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need to fix a couple things before I can turn it into a real game!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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