Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can't believe that the gifs you use it in will track misogyny online and help make the internet safer for women and children. You're not just my sister...you're my hero!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
barbie's face when she found RMS R34
barbie's face when she found …
"Yo i just got some fresh ass nude from Brian," skipper screams from the other room: "Yo how dank is that shit"
"Yo i just got some fresh ass…
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now I'll start the actual coding after school," Barbie says,
"I'm only creating the design…
"Skipper, did you click that ADP link in your email?" asks Barbie. "Of course I did," replied Skipper. "I mean, it's where the money comes from, right?' "Oh, God!" cried Barbie, "It's everywhere! It's on every computer in the office!" "Hooray!" exclaimed Skipper, "Money for all the people and iced tea for me! Derka-dooka-doo!"
"Skipper, did you click that …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Fucking Windows!" says Barbie. "You really should let me load Linux on this box."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I bio-engineered this yogurt so that I can only eat one meal and spend all day hacking away at this app idea I'm developing" said Barbie.
"I bio-engineered this yogurt…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I saw that you fixed the race condition with a giant mutex surrounding the entire database module," Barbie quips. "You morons may not know how to walk and chew gum, but our code does - now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've created a truly savage suite of remote-access hacking tools," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm totally going to get into some fool's system and grief the shit out of him"
"I've created a truly savage …
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to finish the code to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hey, check it out! Our Kickstarter for a free music compressor is booming! Let's run a few more tests on the alpha build," exclaims Barbie. "Sweet! I'll pick up some organic froyo to celebrate! Want some orange juice? I just built a machine that'll peel and squeeze them! It'll be on Instructables tonight," offers Skipper.
"Hey, check it out! Our Kicks…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you unhook your dusty old GameCube from the monitor? We don't have time to watch you play Smash Bros." Barbie adds, "Now go get us some coffee. I like it black, like my men."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm coding a game called 'Fuck the Patriarchy," Barbie says, laughing. "GamerGaters are going to lose their shit!"
"I'm coding a game called 'Fu…
"I've created a way to track 4-chan users and shut down their WiFi every time they crash a feminist page or send threats en masse!" said Barbie. "That's fantastic," said Steve. "Can we add a virus that deletes all of their progress in GTA when start spamming other internet users, because that would be sweet."
"I've created a way to track …
"I just wanted to play with my friends on ROBLOX™ and build a game!", cried Skipper.
"I just wanted to play with m…
Barbie had not thought her 'tor-by-design' architecture through thoroughly. "Fuck these governments." She mutters to herself as she opened LOIC,
Barbie had not thought her 't…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Damn Skipper," says Barbie. "You need to upgrade this hardware. Luckily you have a computer engineer sister who can do that. Because I work on hardware. I have no fucking idea why I'm working on game dev."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
Two people look at something in the middle distance whilst a competent IT professional runs diagnostics tests on two laptops.
Two people look at something …
"You look upset, Barbie. What's wrong?" asked Skipper. "I've just read a really horrible post online... The poster says it's all about ethics in games journalism, but he just comes across as a misogynist spunk weasel." Barbie said. "That sucks," said Skipper, "but just think, every step you make towards a career in programming, you're being a positive role model for young girls who want to get into a STEM career path!"
"You look upset, Barbie. What…
The guy with glasses is so happy, because the teacher is showing them the answers to the test
The guy with glasses is so ha…
I'm Richard Stallman. 25 years ago I founded the Free Software movement. Free Software is software that respects the user's freedom and the social solidarity of his community. Non free programs are proprietary software; that is, they take away the users' freedom keeping them divided and helpless. Divided because they are forbidden from sharing the program, and helpless because the users don't have the source code of the program. That is, they cannot change it, they cannot find out what the program is really doing, and it can do very bad things. Free Software means that the user has the 4 essential freedoms: Freedom 0 is the freedom to run the program for any purpose. Freedom 1 is the freedom to study the source code of the program and change it to make it do what you wish. Freedom 2 is the freedom to help your neighbor; that is, the freedom to make and distribute exact copies of the program whenever you want. And freedom 3 is the freedom to contribute to your community; that is, the freedom to make and distribute copies of your modified versions of the program. With these four freedoms a program is Free Software because the social system for its use and distribution is an ethical system that respects everyone's freedom and the freedom of the community of users. Software must be Free because we all deserve freedom, we all deserve to be allowed to participate in a free community. Therefore, schools should teach only Free Software. There are four reasons why this is so. The most shallow reason is to save money. Schools don't have enough money, so they shouldn't waste their money paying for permission to use proprietary software. This is an obvious reason, but some proprietary software companies usually eliminate this reason by donating copies of their proprietary programs to the school at no charge or at a small price. The reason why they do that is to get students addicted. It's a malicious plan. It's a plan to use schools as instruments to impose a permanent dependence on students. If a school teaches how to use a proprietary program, the student will be dependent on that program and after he graduates he will have to pay to use that program. He will probably work for a company that does not receive copies of the program free of charge. Therefore, proprietary software developers use schools to impose permanent dependence on the whole society. Schools must refuse to participate in such a malicious plan because schools have a social mission which is to educate the next generation to be good citizens of a capable, strong, independent, cooperating and free society. This can only be achieved by teaching Free Software. Schools must eliminate, delete proprietary software and install Free Software.
I'm Richard Stallman. 25 year…
brian dont fucking touch my computer
brian dont fucking touch my c…
"Here," said Barbie, "since you're incapable of using Hyper-V and managing your own VMs, I just went a burned you a fucking DVD with the latest verified builds of the OS and Visual Studio." "Thanks!" said Steven. "Hey, you have a DisplayPort adapter for VGA? Totes stealin' it for my 2PM preso!" "Argh!" said Barbie. "Fuck open office floor plans," said Brian.
"Here," said Barbie, "since y…
"How do you cry, Molly? I see your eyes are walled away. I'm curious." His eyes were red-rimmed, his forehead gleaming with sweat. He was very pale. Sick, Case decided. Or drugs. "I don't cry, much." "But how would you cry, if someone made you cry?" "I spit," she said. "The ducts are routed back into my mouth." "Then you've already learned an important lesson, for one so young."
"How do you cry, Molly? I see…
"Skipper, did you click that ADP link in your email?" asks Barbie. "Of course I did," replied Skipper. "I mean, it's where the money comes from, right?' "Oh, God!" cried Barbie, "It's everywhere! It's on every computer in the office!" "Hooray!" exclaimed Skipper, "Money for all the people and iced tea for me! Thanks, big sis!"
"Skipper, did you click that …
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