Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

"Steven, you left your porn in the CD drive again" said Barbie. "That is the last time I loan you my laptop!"
"Steven, you left your porn i…
"You're right, Barbie." said Steven. "Vim really is the One True Text Editor. No more pathetic emacs user here.
"You're right, Barbie." said …
Suddenly, Barbie had a flash of lucidity and began working intensely on her hacking. She hacked and hacked and finally got in, and scored the big fish. Billy 1 and Billy 2 realized how utterly useless they were in the situation and started watching whatever the hell they're interested in down there.
Suddenly, Barbie had a flash …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "He uses a learning classifier system to improve his understanding of the virtual environment" says Barbie. "I tried an Artificial Neural Net, but I don't think the puppy's game play worked so well with it".
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if I go to get you a tray of lattes," offers Steven. "Great! My client's security system needs my immediate and undivided attention," says Barbie. "Brian, can you tidy up my desk before taking Skipper's DVDs back to the library?" "Sure, Barbie--anything I can do to take one more tedious errand off of your plate!" says Brian.
"It will go faster if I go to…
Barbie tries testing her latest feature branch against the staging cluster, only to get timeout errors. "Skipper!" she shouts, "Did you do something to hose the spark nodes again? I haven't had any data for the last ten minutes." Skipper's not paying attention, not at all, there's coffee to drink.
Barbie tries testing her late…
At computer class, Barbie presents the operating system she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed but is slightly concerned that the UI consists of 5 input buttons and a dog. "This is why hardware people shouldn't work on GUIs," Ms. Smith mutters to herself softly.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
OMG I just love blissing out on screen savers with ya. Lets do that again sometime!
OMG I just love blissing out …
I'm hacking Steve and Brian right now.
I'm hacking Steve and Brian r…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is my name written up on the white board?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"very well done, ms Barbie! the kids will love this!" Said Ms.latisha happily "thanks miss! I'm sure anyone can do it if they try!" "but it takes someone special To create something amazing!" said ms.latisha knowingly "I believe everyone is special miss!"
"very well done, ms Barbie! t…
Skippy is this your wild tranny porn?
Skippy is this your wild tran…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! What Ms. Smith has failed to grasp is that the child-friendly interface grants Barbie remote access administrator privileges. Whoooops!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only tearing down the patriarchy," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to castrate themselves immediately!"
"I'm only tearing down the pa…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I designed and prototyped my new game. Since one of the actors in my user stories is 5 years old, I was wondering if you'd like to help me out by doing some usability testing."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can't believe that the gifs you use it in will track misogyny online and help make the internet safer for women and children. You're not just my sister...you're my hero!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
barbie's face when she found RMS R34
barbie's face when she found …
"Yo i just got some fresh ass nude from Brian," skipper screams from the other room: "Yo how dank is that shit"
"Yo i just got some fresh ass…
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now I'll start the actual coding after school," Barbie says,
"I'm only creating the design…
"Skipper, did you click that ADP link in your email?" asks Barbie. "Of course I did," replied Skipper. "I mean, it's where the money comes from, right?' "Oh, God!" cried Barbie, "It's everywhere! It's on every computer in the office!" "Hooray!" exclaimed Skipper, "Money for all the people and iced tea for me! Derka-dooka-doo!"
"Skipper, did you click that …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Fucking Windows!" says Barbie. "You really should let me load Linux on this box."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I bio-engineered this yogurt so that I can only eat one meal and spend all day hacking away at this app idea I'm developing" said Barbie.
"I bio-engineered this yogurt…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I saw that you fixed the race condition with a giant mutex surrounding the entire database module," Barbie quips. "You morons may not know how to walk and chew gum, but our code does - now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've created a truly savage suite of remote-access hacking tools," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm totally going to get into some fool's system and grief the shit out of him"
"I've created a truly savage …
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to finish the code to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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