Feminist Hacker Barbie

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OMG I just love blissing out on screen savers with ya. Lets do that again sometime!
OMG I just love blissing out …
I'm hacking Steve and Brian right now.
I'm hacking Steve and Brian r…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is my name written up on the white board?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"very well done, ms Barbie! the kids will love this!" Said Ms.latisha happily "thanks miss! I'm sure anyone can do it if they try!" "but it takes someone special To create something amazing!" said ms.latisha knowingly "I believe everyone is special miss!"
"very well done, ms Barbie! t…
Skippy is this your wild tranny porn?
Skippy is this your wild tran…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! What Ms. Smith has failed to grasp is that the child-friendly interface grants Barbie remote access administrator privileges. Whoooops!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only tearing down the patriarchy," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to castrate themselves immediately!"
"I'm only tearing down the pa…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I designed and prototyped my new game. Since one of the actors in my user stories is 5 years old, I was wondering if you'd like to help me out by doing some usability testing."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "I can't believe that the gifs you use it in will track misogyny online and help make the internet safer for women and children. You're not just my sister...you're my hero!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
barbie's face when she found RMS R34
barbie's face when she found …
"Yo i just got some fresh ass nude from Brian," skipper screams from the other room: "Yo how dank is that shit"
"Yo i just got some fresh ass…
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now I'll start the actual coding after school," Barbie says,
"I'm only creating the design…
"Skipper, did you click that ADP link in your email?" asks Barbie. "Of course I did," replied Skipper. "I mean, it's where the money comes from, right?' "Oh, God!" cried Barbie, "It's everywhere! It's on every computer in the office!" "Hooray!" exclaimed Skipper, "Money for all the people and iced tea for me! Derka-dooka-doo!"
"Skipper, did you click that …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Fucking Windows!" says Barbie. "You really should let me load Linux on this box."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I bio-engineered this yogurt so that I can only eat one meal and spend all day hacking away at this app idea I'm developing" said Barbie.
"I bio-engineered this yogurt…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "I saw that you fixed the race condition with a giant mutex surrounding the entire database module," Barbie quips. "You morons may not know how to walk and chew gum, but our code does - now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've created a truly savage suite of remote-access hacking tools," Barbie says, laughing. "I'm totally going to get into some fool's system and grief the shit out of him"
"I've created a truly savage …
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to finish the code to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hey, check it out! Our Kickstarter for a free music compressor is booming! Let's run a few more tests on the alpha build," exclaims Barbie. "Sweet! I'll pick up some organic froyo to celebrate! Want some orange juice? I just built a machine that'll peel and squeeze them! It'll be on Instructables tonight," offers Skipper.
"Hey, check it out! Our Kicks…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you unhook your dusty old GameCube from the monitor? We don't have time to watch you play Smash Bros." Barbie adds, "Now go get us some coffee. I like it black, like my men."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm coding a game called 'Fuck the Patriarchy," Barbie says, laughing. "GamerGaters are going to lose their shit!"
"I'm coding a game called 'Fu…
"I've created a way to track 4-chan users and shut down their WiFi every time they crash a feminist page or send threats en masse!" said Barbie. "That's fantastic," said Steve. "Can we add a virus that deletes all of their progress in GTA when start spamming other internet users, because that would be sweet."
"I've created a way to track …
"I just wanted to play with my friends on ROBLOX™ and build a game!", cried Skipper.
"I just wanted to play with m…
Barbie had not thought her 'tor-by-design' architecture through thoroughly. "Fuck these governments." She mutters to herself as she opened LOIC,
Barbie had not thought her 't…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Damn Skipper," says Barbie. "You need to upgrade this hardware. Luckily you have a computer engineer sister who can do that. Because I work on hardware. I have no fucking idea why I'm working on game dev."
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
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