Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Suddenly, Dr.Schmarbie, in her little girl disguise. jumped out and attacked, "BAR-BIES BLOOD!" she screamed, swinging a big sheet of glass at the back of Barbies head.
Suddenly, Dr.Schmarbie, in he…
"I figured out the math! From now on anyone taking Richard Dawkins seriously will be sucked into the wormhole and transported to the manosphere in the Rigel system, keeping our internet and planet clean! Give me a high five, Brian!"
"I figured out the math! From…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Guys," says Barbie. "why is it so hard to understand the particle updates occur AFTER the field updates? Do you even know what projection is? Do you want to fail this fluid dynamics project?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Fuck off, Steven!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Heeey girrrrl, you wanna..." "Silence fool," inturupted barbie, "once I crack this mainframe and download the launch codes, you PUA's will be the first to suffer!"
"Heeey girrrrl, you wanna..."…
"How many times I told you guys!" asked Barbie. "Stop watching porn all the time!" she followed. "Let me show you how useful the internet can be!"
"How many times I told you gu…
barbie, please stop drawing nude animals in class.
barbie, please stop drawing n…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I decided to redo all of your code in Assembly last night. We just saved big on processing power and cut on lag time."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Was never a heavy user, but it's still left its hooks in me. As one of my junkie friends put it back then, it doesn't matter whether you're trying it out, chipping, or an addict, heroin takes something from all of us." says Ms. Smith, the teacher
"Was never a heavy user, but …
"Steven, you left your porn in the CD drive again" said Barbie. "That is the last time I loan you my laptop!"
"Steven, you left your porn i…
"You're right, Barbie." said Steven. "Vim really is the One True Text Editor. No more pathetic emacs user here.
"You're right, Barbie." said …
Suddenly, Barbie had a flash of lucidity and began working intensely on her hacking. She hacked and hacked and finally got in, and scored the big fish. Billy 1 and Billy 2 realized how utterly useless they were in the situation and started watching whatever the hell they're interested in down there.
Suddenly, Barbie had a flash …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "He uses a learning classifier system to improve his understanding of the virtual environment" says Barbie. "I tried an Artificial Neural Net, but I don't think the puppy's game play worked so well with it".
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if I go to get you a tray of lattes," offers Steven. "Great! My client's security system needs my immediate and undivided attention," says Barbie. "Brian, can you tidy up my desk before taking Skipper's DVDs back to the library?" "Sure, Barbie--anything I can do to take one more tedious errand off of your plate!" says Brian.
"It will go faster if I go to…
Barbie tries testing her latest feature branch against the staging cluster, only to get timeout errors. "Skipper!" she shouts, "Did you do something to hose the spark nodes again? I haven't had any data for the last ten minutes." Skipper's not paying attention, not at all, there's coffee to drink.
Barbie tries testing her late…
At computer class, Barbie presents the operating system she built. Ms. Smith is so impressed but is slightly concerned that the UI consists of 5 input buttons and a dog. "This is why hardware people shouldn't work on GUIs," Ms. Smith mutters to herself softly.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
OMG I just love blissing out on screen savers with ya. Lets do that again sometime!
OMG I just love blissing out …
I'm hacking Steve and Brian right now.
I'm hacking Steve and Brian r…
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "Why is my name written up on the white board?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
"very well done, ms Barbie! the kids will love this!" Said Ms.latisha happily "thanks miss! I'm sure anyone can do it if they try!" "but it takes someone special To create something amazing!" said ms.latisha knowingly "I believe everyone is special miss!"
"very well done, ms Barbie! t…
Skippy is this your wild tranny porn?
Skippy is this your wild tran…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! What Ms. Smith has failed to grasp is that the child-friendly interface grants Barbie remote access administrator privileges. Whoooops!
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I'm only tearing down the patriarchy," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven and Brian to castrate themselves immediately!"
"I'm only tearing down the pa…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I designed and prototyped my new game. Since one of the actors in my user stories is 5 years old, I was wondering if you'd like to help me out by doing some usability testing."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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