Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

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"I'm only creating the design ideas, setting up the build infrastructure and the source control, writing automated tests, programming the engine, scripting the game and creating assets" Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to move all the tickets in Jira!"
"I'm only creating the design…
"In my Econ class, we're reading and writing about how institutions have shaped modern economies!" exclaims Steven. "Wow!" says Barbie. "In mine we're solving diff eqs to model those same processes!"
"In my Econ class, we're read…
Barbie makes it to numerical analysis class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I know simulations are valuable, but can we analytically establish basic properties like existence of a solution first?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to numerical …
Barbie almost doesn't notice Steven and Brian entering the room. "Hi you guys. I really don't have the time right now - I'm busy developing a payload for a new zero day-exploit."
Barbie almost doesn't notice …
Barbie realized she can't code
Barbie realized she can't code
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh good!" says Barbie. "I see you now have a proper antivirus software on your laptop which checks USB Drives automatically" "Yes, i will never lose my homework again!" says Skipper. "And all my music files are save, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll have to code it up next! Maybe I can find a team... Skipper how would you like to learn to code?"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. "Looks like you've got a virus, big sister," says Skipper. "No way!" says Barbie, "I think the graphics driver I just updated is buggy, I'm rolling it back"
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic! I've got all of yours from your drive too!" says Barbie. "It's so much easier to work as a team"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"It might go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Thanks!" says Barbie. "I'll handle the gameplay code, Steven you can work on extra art assets, and Brian do you know much about networking?" "Sure!" says Steven. "I don't actually", says Brian.
"It might go faster if Brian …
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"I'm cleaning the data," Barbie laughs. "I'll teach Steven and Brian how to do the regex next time so they can clean too."
"I'm cleaning the data," Barb…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I read your identification strategy, I can't believe you're just doing TWFE and none of the new DiD estimators! Have you been living under a rock?
After class, Barbie meets wit…
Barbie tries to send her patches upstream, but they insist on a pull-request workflow. "Why!" cries Barbie. "Gerrit is so much better!" Skipper sighs. "Not this again..." "Pull requests are so inefficient!" "Barbie, nobody cares." "Do they even want my patches? Because that's how you don't get my patches!" "Have some orange juice." "I just feel like we'll never get to anything approximating human civilization, when I see this kind of thing, you know?" "You just gotta except it. People like that octopus cat thing." "Don't get me started on the centralization of a service that was supposed to be inherently decentralized! Why even use git, if you're going to treat it like subversion anyway!" "Barbie, you can't change it, drink some orange juice and go chill in the dreamhouse." "I'm *Barbie*! You can't expect me to accept the ugliness of this world!" "That's it, no orange juice for you."
Barbie tries to send her patc…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Haha, that's a good one!" says Barbie. "I can't find the mouse," says Brian, clicking the air.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie shows the class how her Turing incomplete language can be used to build a game that probably terminates.
Barbie shows the class how he…
"It will go faster if Brian and "Steven, die
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"Steven and Brian are too busy arguing about how to format emails to write any code," Barbie says, laughing. "They'll need my help to turn this project into a real game!"
"Steven and Brian are too bus…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big bug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "We installed antivirus software on the library computers last week. We'll have to add an exception for your CD-ROM." "Will you now?" Barbie laughed. She began furiously typing on the keyboard. Steven and Brian looked on in awe as Barbie authored a zero-day privilege escalation, deleted the antivirus software and inserted her CD-ROM. "Empire - 319 modules loaded", the screen read. Barbie chuckled. "Sounds like I don't need either of you".
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie finds herself banned from Reddit and facing a vicious stream of abuse on Twitter after expressing her support for JK Rowling.
Barbie finds herself banned f…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "But I'm only in the design stage!," Barbie says, laughing.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure! Just wait for the CI system to push my latest changes to production"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
Barbie is so smart, she can work on 3 computers at the same time. Of course! She is a woman!
Barbie is so smart, she can w…
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