Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything, even her nudes" says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The libra ry computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie reads the comment "Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism." She shows it to Stacy. "That makes me want to punch the screen," Stacy says. "It's from Steven," Barbie says. "When I see him next, I'm kicking him squarely in the nuts," Stacy replies.
Barbie reads the comment "Act…
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Oh Barbie" said Skipper "I can't bear to lose my computer. But the boys say I'll be a complete loss as a girlfriend if I know more about coding than they do. I'm only supposed to post photos of puppies and kittens on Facebook. How can I give up my dreams?" "Don't worry Skipper." replied Barbie. "Give up your fake boyfriends instead. A real man would offer to beta test your code for you."
"Oh Barbie" said Skipper "I c…
"java.lang.ConcurrentModificationException?", Barbie exclaimed. "Didn't anyone ever teach you guys how to write thread-safe code?"
"java.lang.ConcurrentModifica…
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I don't want you to see all my porn." Barbie gasped at her little sister's computer screen. "Wait, is that Ken?" Barbie asked. "I'm going to fucking kill him. Then you. Fuck you guys. Seriously. How could you do this to me? After all the jobs I've worked to support your jobless asses. What the fuck?" Skipper replied, "Because you're a vapid whore, and I've been 15 years old for over 50 years. A girl's gotta learn to be a woman sometime." Skipper continued to rub her breasts on the computer screen.
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I …
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I don't want you to see all my porn." Barbie gasped at her little sister's computer screen. "Wait, is that Ken?" Barbie asked. "I'm going to fucking kill him. Then you. Fuck you guys. Seriously. How could you do this to me? After all the jobs I've worked to support your jobless asses. What the fuck?" Skipper replied, "Because you're a vapid whore, and I've been 15 years old for over 50 years. A girl's gotta learn to be a woman sometime." Skipper continued to rub her breasts on the computer screen.
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I …
"These latest revelations about NSA monitoring are really disturbing," said Barbie. "Get with it Barbie, you should be using TOR and an otr messenger like I do," said Skipper. "Ah, okay, I'm reading up on that now."
"These latest revelations abo…
"Oh, Barbie!" Skipper cries, cradling her laptop. "They banned me from the server. What a bunch of fags." "Skipper...you do realize those characters are real people, right? That is an MMO. Stop bullying the other players."
"Oh, Barbie!" Skipper cries, …
So, what the hack finished and with Dr. Schmarbie safely locked away in Barbies vault, Barbie and Billy 1 were finally free to high-five. Billy 1 thought he felt something there, like a little spark, but Barbie flatly refused him and told him to grow up. Billy 1 pouted for four days.
So, what the hack finished an…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I'm sick of the way you guys are treating me at he office and especially online. Smarten up or I'll have to troll you all over your moms Facebook.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm a real engineer I don't make games"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "You better!" Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
Stephen: "Do you always look at it encoded?" Barbie: "Well you have to. The image translators work for the construct program. But there’s way too much information to decode the Matrix. You get used to it. I…I don’t even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head. Hey, you uh… want a drink?"
Stephen: "Do you always look …
Stephen: "Do you always look at it encoded?" Barbie: "Well you have to. The image translators work for the construct program. But there’s way too much information to decode the Matrix. You get used to it. I…I don’t even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head. Hey, you uh… want a drink?"
Stephen: "Do you always look …
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "But seriously Skipper, you need to back this shit up," says Barbie, "I gave you a 1TB external hard drive last week. What the hell bitch?"
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Aww you motherfucker," Yells Barbie, ripping the CD from the drive and hurling it at the wall. "Which one of you two fucking noobs paid Bismarck to DoW me?" Brian and Steve look surprised. "Must have been the AI." Says Steve, knowing full well it was Brian.
"Aww you motherfucker," Yells…
But Barbie was too quick, and Dr. Schmarbie was left defeated, weeping over her desk, stethoscope twisted and bruised. Barbie liked that there was a poster of her in this room, because it made her feel like people liked to put up posters of her. "I can be...sad." thought Dr. Schmarbie. Dr.Schmarbie eventually did go on to be sad.
But Barbie was too quick, and…
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The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
In frustration, Eva exclaims: "Why can't you understand anything about computers, Nathan Wright! Stop trying to unplug my monitor!"
In frustration, Eva exclaims:…
In frustration, Eva exclaims, "Why can't you understand anything about computers, Nathan Wright! Stop trying to unplug my monitor!"
In frustration, Eva exclaims,…
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