Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
'I'm creating the game ideas,' says Barbie. 'I am also creating the code, testing it, compiling it and writing the documentation. Meanwhile, Steven sleeps in till eleven, scratching his nuts."
'I'm creating the game ideas,…
"Take a look at your laptop, Skipper," says Barbie. "I fixed it for you. It should run a lot faster now!" "Aw, c'mon! Don't tell me you installed Ubuntu again!" Skipper threw a pillow at Barbie's retreating head. "Why can't you just use Windows like normal people?"
"Take a look at your laptop, …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you the graphics, base code, and level modules. Let me know if you can't figure anything out."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've got the ambassador's defense plans from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's drop the files onto your laptop and head out for Russian Consolate. We'll be rich!"
"I've got the ambassador's de…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! We will code together all night and have fun after shipping"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Ms. Smith, the teacher, asks Barbie "Why are you using a pencil in computer class?" Barbie replies "Good software design require lots of iteration, and a pencil sketch is a great place to start!"
Ms. Smith, the teacher, asks …
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"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But it's just Cryptography, so I can easily fix this while the professor answers everyone else's obvious questions." "Go show those boys!" said Skipper as she pushed Barbie out the door.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Yes, you can," Barbie says. "It's going to be an awesome game."
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
You guys, stop watching youtube. This software isn't going to write itself.
You guys, stop watching youtu…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!"gggggggggggg
"I'm only creating the design…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything, even her nudes" says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
Here's the blog and youtube account I created! I'll be making makeup tutorials for you, so that you can see them wherever you are! You just have to keep your requests coming! I need fresh ideas!
Here's the blog and youtube a…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The libra ry computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie reads the comment "Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism." She shows it to Stacy. "That makes me want to punch the screen," Stacy says. "It's from Steven," Barbie says. "When I see him next, I'm kicking him squarely in the nuts," Stacy replies.
Barbie reads the comment "Act…
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Oh Barbie" said Skipper "I can't bear to lose my computer. But the boys say I'll be a complete loss as a girlfriend if I know more about coding than they do. I'm only supposed to post photos of puppies and kittens on Facebook. How can I give up my dreams?" "Don't worry Skipper." replied Barbie. "Give up your fake boyfriends instead. A real man would offer to beta test your code for you."
"Oh Barbie" said Skipper "I c…
"java.lang.ConcurrentModificationException?", Barbie exclaimed. "Didn't anyone ever teach you guys how to write thread-safe code?"
"java.lang.ConcurrentModifica…
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I don't want you to see all my porn." Barbie gasped at her little sister's computer screen. "Wait, is that Ken?" Barbie asked. "I'm going to fucking kill him. Then you. Fuck you guys. Seriously. How could you do this to me? After all the jobs I've worked to support your jobless asses. What the fuck?" Skipper replied, "Because you're a vapid whore, and I've been 15 years old for over 50 years. A girl's gotta learn to be a woman sometime." Skipper continued to rub her breasts on the computer screen.
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I …
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I don't want you to see all my porn." Barbie gasped at her little sister's computer screen. "Wait, is that Ken?" Barbie asked. "I'm going to fucking kill him. Then you. Fuck you guys. Seriously. How could you do this to me? After all the jobs I've worked to support your jobless asses. What the fuck?" Skipper replied, "Because you're a vapid whore, and I've been 15 years old for over 50 years. A girl's gotta learn to be a woman sometime." Skipper continued to rub her breasts on the computer screen.
"Stop it!" Skipper cried. "I …
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