Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

What is going on here? Why do we get a segmentation violation? Simple. strcpy() is coping the contents of *str (larger_string[]) into buffer[] until a null character is found on the string. As we can see buffer[] is much smaller than *str. buffer[] is 16 bytes long, and we are trying to stuff it with 256 bytes. This means that all 250 bytes after buffer in the stack are being overwritten!
What is going on here? Why d…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie, high fiving Steven. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And I isolated the virus." "Oh? Where was it?" says Steven. "It was in a porn file you downloaded, you skeevy bastard."
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ der Niedertracht. Es ist falsch, sie zu lesen. Jemand, der zu dieser Zeitung beiträgt, ist gesellschaftlich absolut inakzeptabel. Es wäre verfehlt, zu einem ihrer Redakteure freundlich oder auch nur höflich zu sein. Man muss so unfreundlich zu ihnen sein, wie es das Gesetz gerade noch zulässt. Es sind schlechte Menschen, die Falsches tun." - Max Goldt über die Bildzeitung
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ …
the next morning,barbie gave skipper a surprise. "OMG big sis you are amazing!" "It was simple. the malware that attacked my computer was from that website i visited! that teaches me not to go on legitimate ones!" "Do you have my music?" "ummmm...YES! of course hun!"
the next morning,barbie gave …
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" This is all one big joke. Brian and Steven are what Barbie calls her hands.
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my fanfiction!" cries Skipper. "And all my pony pics are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
THIS GODDAMN COMPUTER IS A TRASH BOX FOR TRASH PEOPLE
THIS GODDAMN COMPUTER IS A TR…
fig 1. barbie watching yogurt porn
fig 1. barbie watching yogurt…
"Why are you using your laptop sideways? asked Dan. Barbie replied "I'm sidehacking you nub, are you from the fucking past?"
"Why are you using your lapto…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Why are you both looking off into middle distance? "We're checking out the ass on that new dude," exclaimed Brian. "He can't program worth shit but damn, he's fine!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"My game is gonna me so much more realistic and original than Brian's seventh attempt to create a brand new version of GTA!"
"My game is gonna me so much …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The Ebola must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my pr()n are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
saveStoryToDb('C6VLPxt', 1, "GNU")
saveStoryToDb('C6VLPxt', 1, "…
"Why are you using your laptop sideways? asked Dan. Barbie replied "I'm sidehacking you nub, are you from the fucking past?".
"Why are you using your lapto…
Barbie makes it to computer class. During class, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith. "How can you shut down an idiot classmate who supports Gamergate?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, go get some coffee while I hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Times were tough on Barbie and the Rockers. Barbie started taking classes at Pierce Community College. "It's like high school,but with ashtrays!" said the band's front woman.
Times were tough on Barbie an…
Ms. Smith, the teacher, asks Barbie "Why are you using a pencil in computer class?" Barbie replies "Software design requires lots of iteration. A pencil sketch is a great place to start!"
Ms. Smith, the teacher, asks …
"Barbie, I could probably code this faster than you can," said Steven. "It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples," said Barbie.
"Barbie, I could probably cod…
"I prefer working with other people, not boring systems," giggles Barbie. "So I don't really have any interest in programming."
"I prefer working with other …
"I found all your syntax errors!" exclaimed Barbie. "Fantastic!" said Steven.
"I found all your syntax erro…
"Oh this photo is so old.", Barbie said. "It looks like I'll go on TwitterTM and post this"
"Oh this photo is so old.", B…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. After one hour of hard work, she fixed the issue. "I'll post that and share my solution to this problem in my blog".
Barbie tries to email her des…
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