Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Why are you using your laptop sideways? asked Dan. Barbie replied "I'm sidehacking you nub, are you from the fucking past?"
"Why are you using your lapto…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. Why are you both looking off into middle distance? "We're checking out the ass on that new dude," exclaimed Brian. "He can't program worth shit but damn, he's fine!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"My game is gonna me so much more realistic and original than Brian's seventh attempt to create a brand new version of GTA!"
"My game is gonna me so much …
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The Ebola must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my pr()n are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
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"Why are you using your laptop sideways? asked Dan. Barbie replied "I'm sidehacking you nub, are you from the fucking past?".
"Why are you using your lapto…
Barbie makes it to computer class. During class, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith. "How can you shut down an idiot classmate who supports Gamergate?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, go get some coffee while I hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Times were tough on Barbie and the Rockers. Barbie started taking classes at Pierce Community College. "It's like high school,but with ashtrays!" said the band's front woman.
Times were tough on Barbie an…
Ms. Smith, the teacher, asks Barbie "Why are you using a pencil in computer class?" Barbie replies "Software design requires lots of iteration. A pencil sketch is a great place to start!"
Ms. Smith, the teacher, asks …
"Barbie, I could probably code this faster than you can," said Steven. "It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples," said Barbie.
"Barbie, I could probably cod…
"I prefer working with other people, not boring systems," giggles Barbie. "So I don't really have any interest in programming."
"I prefer working with other …
"I found all your syntax errors!" exclaimed Barbie. "Fantastic!" said Steven.
"I found all your syntax erro…
"Oh this photo is so old.", Barbie said. "It looks like I'll go on TwitterTM and post this"
"Oh this photo is so old.", B…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. After one hour of hard work, she fixed the issue. "I'll post that and share my solution to this problem in my blog".
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
'I'm creating the game ideas,' says Barbie. 'I am also creating the code, testing it, compiling it and writing the documentation. Meanwhile, Steven sleeps in till eleven, scratching his nuts."
'I'm creating the game ideas,…
"Take a look at your laptop, Skipper," says Barbie. "I fixed it for you. It should run a lot faster now!" "Aw, c'mon! Don't tell me you installed Ubuntu again!" Skipper threw a pillow at Barbie's retreating head. "Why can't you just use Windows like normal people?"
"Take a look at your laptop, …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you the graphics, base code, and level modules. Let me know if you can't figure anything out."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I've got the ambassador's defense plans from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's drop the files onto your laptop and head out for Russian Consolate. We'll be rich!"
"I've got the ambassador's de…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! We will code together all night and have fun after shipping"
"I'm creating the design idea…
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