Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Run up bitch ta da death get gripped my steeze is ballin out ff control. Whatchyou know 'bout bubblin. Hustle bones comin out my mouth.
Run up bitch ta da death get …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," said Barbie. "but it's not ready yet. I still have to code in movements and sounds. Want to help?"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
DID MICROSOFT EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW THEY WERE ALIENATING EXISTING BUSINESS USERS WITH THIS WINDOWS 8 BULLSHIT? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR PRODUCT MANAGERS
DID MICROSOFT EVEN THINK ABOU…
Barbie tries to email her design to Steven, but suddenly her screen starts blinking. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to reboot the computer but nothing happens. Skipper recommends Barbie ask her male friend Richard to come over and fix it. n "Of course he can fix it! He's not a woman!" Barbie says.
Barbie tries to email her des…
"I'm only selecting the sacrifice," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real ritual to Cthulhu!"
"I'm only selecting the sacri…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!" "I'll do that now then." Barbie grinned.
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Wow, designing and creating a game is fun, but also a lot of work," Barbie says. "It would be even more fun if Steven and Brian helped me."
"Wow, designing and creating …
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ der Niedertracht. Es ist falsch, sie zu lesen. Jemand, der zu dieser Zeitung beiträgt, ist gesellschaftlich absolut inakzeptabel. Es wäre verfehlt, zu einem ihrer Redakteure freundlich oder auch nur höflich zu sein. Man muss so unfreundlich zu ihnen sein, wie es das Gesetz gerade noch zulässt. Es sind schlechte Menschen, die Falsches tun." - Max Goldt über die Bildzeitung
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ …
"If Steven and Brian don't STFU about 'brogramming' I'm going to fire their asses."
"If Steven and Brian don't ST…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I have to or we'll be stuck looking at women whose heads are larger than their waistlines, and that's not healthy imagery for girls or boys to grow up with. It's time we depicted what women's bodies actually look like and I know the guys would get it wrong."
"I'm creating the design idea…
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says Barbie. "I have to run off to school now. But I promise to find a way to fix your laptop." "Fuck you bitch. Stay here and fix my shit." Skipper replies as she playfully hits Barbie with a pillow.
"I'm so sorry, Skipper," says…
What is going on here? Why do we get a segmentation violation? Simple. strcpy( ) is copying the contents of *str (larger_string[ ]) into buffer[ ] until a null character is found on the string. As we can see buffer[ ] is much smaller than *str. buffer[ ] is 16 bytes long, and we are trying to stuff it with 256 bytes. This means that all 250 bytes after buffer in the stack are being overwritten!
What is going on here? Why d…
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// new averaging system int x…
Barbie raises her hand. "Is this whole class taught in binary?" she asks. Mrs Smith starts to answer but A TORRENT OF LIQUID TITANIUM POURS OUT OF HER MOUTH INSTEAD. MRS SMITH IS AN ANDROID and can smell Barbie's fear and ignorance. Barbie clutches her head, shaking it vigorously against the feeling of mental assimilation with the titanium beast-android. BARBIE HAS TRIGGERED THE SINGULARITY.
Barbie raises her hand. "Is t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you install a keylogger in the rear USB port of the library's computer while I boot up this laptop with a live Kali Linux CD? John the Ripper will crack these rainbow tables in no time." "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it, but with your idea to brute force it will help us circumvent it quickly!"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
At computer class, Barbie ponders the spectacle. "Laughs..," she exclaims ruefully, "this 'virtual dog' is in essence an instrument of hegemonic control over the multitude. It is telling that the organic subject is replaced with its simulacrum, which appears to have infinite potential but is dependent on a machine manufactured by capital's indentured laborers, who are led to believe they have none." After being reminded of her promise to buttress the autonomous zone's horizontalism, Barbie implements rhizomes in MATLAB.
At computer class, Barbie pon…
"Yo, Skips!" "Sup?" "Quit downing those milkshakes and help me fix this code" "Da fuq, why you is using Haskell?" "I'm not, some random dude on my team thought it'd be funny" "That's some lame-ass shit. Dump his ass and switch to python" "Sweet chat. Smell you later" "chill"
"Yo, Skips!" "Sup?" "Quit dow…
What is going on here? Why do we get a segmentation violation? Simple. strcpy() is coping the contents of *str (larger_string[]) into buffer[] until a null character is found on the string. As we can see buffer[] is much smaller than *str. buffer[] is 16 bytes long, and we are trying to stuff it with 256 bytes. This means that all 250 bytes after buffer in the stack are being overwritten!
What is going on here? Why d…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Barbie, high fiving Steven. "Fantastic!" says Steven. "And I isolated the virus." "Oh? Where was it?" says Steven. "It was in a porn file you downloaded, you skeevy bastard."
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ der Niedertracht. Es ist falsch, sie zu lesen. Jemand, der zu dieser Zeitung beiträgt, ist gesellschaftlich absolut inakzeptabel. Es wäre verfehlt, zu einem ihrer Redakteure freundlich oder auch nur höflich zu sein. Man muss so unfreundlich zu ihnen sein, wie es das Gesetz gerade noch zulässt. Es sind schlechte Menschen, die Falsches tun." - Max Goldt über die Bildzeitung
"Diese Zeitung ist ein Organ …
the next morning,barbie gave skipper a surprise. "OMG big sis you are amazing!" "It was simple. the malware that attacked my computer was from that website i visited! that teaches me not to go on legitimate ones!" "Do you have my music?" "ummmm...YES! of course hun!"
the next morning,barbie gave …
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" This is all one big joke. Brian and Steven are what Barbie calls her hands.
"I'm only creating the design…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my fanfiction!" cries Skipper. "And all my pony pics are lost, too!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
THIS GODDAMN COMPUTER IS A TRASH BOX FOR TRASH PEOPLE
THIS GODDAMN COMPUTER IS A TR…
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