Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"There!" said Barbie. "I've just hacked into the Pentagon. But since no-one will believe that a blonde girl could ever manage to do such a thing, there's no way they'll ever catch me!"
"There!" said Barbie. "I've j…
Barbie meets Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I just automated..." "Barbie!" interject Steven and Brain, "we're french majors and we don't know what you're talking about."
Barbie meets Steven and Brian…
"Good thing Steve was there to help us, 'cause we would have never figured it out!" exclaims Brian.
"Good thing Steve was there t…
"Steven can you and Brian hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer and retrieve the files?" Asks Barbie "Sure!" says Steven. "I'm just going to use the internet on another computer to remind myself the steps necessary to add great security software in safe mode to protect it in future."
"Steven can you and Brian hoo…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you my designs, but Skipper said your network is dorked so you didn't get them. I'll be over in a little bit to fix it for you - I just need to finish solving world hunger first...I should be there in 30 minutes. Hang tight!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
GOD DAMN IT BRIAN WHY IS THERE VIRUS ON THIS
GOD DAMN IT BRIAN WHY IS THER…
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
After class, Brian went to the library. "Barbie, have you managed to reimage my laptop that I accidentally infected when I was surfing porn during class?"
After class, Brian went to th…
What the fuck is this shit.
What the fuck is this shit.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm not quite done turning it into an actual game yet so he doesn't do much. But you can have a go as soon as the game is up and running.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." "Wow," says Barbie. "In that case, you're a complete moron who knows nothing about computer security. I'll handle this myself! Got you, you know-nothing jerks."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my ideas for our project, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. I've already started running the malware software. It should be done soon. I'll send my code to you then.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"Thanks, Barbie - I think I finally understand structured exception handling!" said Steven with a high-five. "See, I told you - *think* about these concepts. You won't always be able to just rush to the keyboard and bang out code," said Barbie. "Thanks for your help - you're a great instructor. I hope I can work on my Ph.D one of these days, myself," said Steven. "Just keep working hard and doing what you love!" said Barbie, "... and don't forget to *comment your code*."
"Thanks, Barbie - I think I f…
"Here is my alicorn OC," said Skipper. "It's shit," Barbie replied with disgust.
"Here is my alicorn OC," said…
"Here is my alicorn OC," says Skipper. "It's shit," Barbie replied.
"Here is my alicorn OC," says…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I'm having a problem with your Sarlacc! Apparently they won't eat misogynists because it's too much like cannibalism and it hurts their delicate feels. I think we need to go with the Exogorth. I'm running the new program now."
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll create the game after I finish designing it."
"I'm only creating the design…
FUCK-OFF BRYAN
FUCK-OFF BRYAN
"I'm only creating the design ideas for now," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll pick an appropriate game engine based on the design, and code it up in the engine's scripting language."
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Nah bitches, you'll just slow me down!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you fetch me a coffee? I'm gonna need some energy to save these computers." "Sure!" says Steven. "I'll make sure to fetch you that book on aerospace tech you've been wanting too."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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The computer asks "Shall we play a game?" Barbie says "Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War." Skipper says "I can eat a raw banana and pour iced coffee without looking! Oops!" Then they laugh and laugh, until the bombs start falling.
The computer asks "Shall we …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Shut the fuck up, Steven!" says Barbie.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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