Feminist Hacker Barbie

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At economics class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific treppin skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a billionaire!" says Barbie happily.
At economics class, Barbie pr…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, with controlled determination. "I'll need to Gantt it out and stay on Steven's and Brian's ass at every milestone to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie inadvertently is responsible for releasing Stuxnet in the wild.
Barbie inadvertently is respo…
"Why won't this compile?" Asked Barbie. "I think you missed an semicolon at the end of the line"
"Why won't this compile?" Ask…
My cucumber script is showing a bunch of failed tests in CI. Next time you upload to Github, make sure you run the unit tests at least!
My cucumber script is showing…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course you can, but there is a lot of code to compile yet and has to be sent for peer review," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Karen's and Brian's help to give the final code a GTG, a pair of fresh eyes is always good to avoid glitches!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"NOT ALL MENZ!!!" screams ManChild. "Oh no, it's GamerGate!" says Barbie. "ManChild, can you stop trying to hack my computer? I have a ground breaking game to make." "MISANDRY!" yells FakeBlackAccount.
"NOT ALL MENZ!!!" screams Man…
"I'm only creating the design ideas today" Barbie says, laughing. "But it's going to be a long night once I start diving into the code!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library to give them an introductory tutorial on working in modular programming environments. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Why didn't you bring your laptops?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." "Wow!" says Barbie. "In that case, you know nothing about computer security. I'll handle this myself! Got you, you know-nothing dorks."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.ffcb
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Don't be alarmed miss, but the tosser next to me is Lennart Poettering, and while your laptop doesn't boot anymore, he says it's by design.
Don't be alarmed miss, but th…
"There!" said Barbie. "I've just hacked into the Pentagon. But since no-one will believe that a blonde girl could ever manage to do such a thing, there's no way they'll ever catch me!"
"There!" said Barbie. "I've j…
Barbie meets Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I just automated..." "Barbie!" interject Steven and Brain, "we're french majors and we don't know what you're talking about."
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"Good thing Steve was there to help us, 'cause we would have never figured it out!" exclaims Brian.
"Good thing Steve was there t…
"Steven can you and Brian hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer and retrieve the files?" Asks Barbie "Sure!" says Steven. "I'm just going to use the internet on another computer to remind myself the steps necessary to add great security software in safe mode to protect it in future."
"Steven can you and Brian hoo…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "I sent you my designs, but Skipper said your network is dorked so you didn't get them. I'll be over in a little bit to fix it for you - I just need to finish solving world hunger first...I should be there in 30 minutes. Hang tight!"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
GOD DAMN IT BRIAN WHY IS THERE VIRUS ON THIS
GOD DAMN IT BRIAN WHY IS THER…
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And her other files, as well?" "I've got everything," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve the files from your hard drive. Both laptops will be as good as new in no time!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
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