Feminist Hacker Barbie

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When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" -- July 2010, Tehran, Iran
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Skipper, who found the solution with a Google search. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "Good work!"
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "FUCK YEAH you can!" Barbie says, "I made it idiot-proof!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
You May Be A Mansplainer If… 1. You MUST explain why everything I said is beside the point, and wrong, and silly. 2. You MUST explain why you are not a mansplainer, then re-explain things to the wimminz. Also, call them sexist. 3. You MUST explain that you mansplain because you assume that blogs are written by men, then re-explain things to the wimminz AGAIN. 4. Ignore everything everyone says, then accuse everyone else of being sexist to you. Follow this with some SERIOUS explaining! Teh wimminz are slow, but they will surely understand someday! Because you are a MAN! And you are SPLAININ’!
You May Be A Mansplainer If… …
“OK” said Barbie, “by adding a rel="me" link to your twitter you got indieauth set up, and can log into indiewebcamp.com. Lets get webmentions working next.” “It works on my static website, neat!” said Brian
“OK” said Barbie, “by adding …
"I'm only creating the design ideas right now," Barbie says, laughing. "It will take a lot of complicated coding work to make it a reality. But, that's fun!"
"I'm only creating the design…
I've been up all night drinking red bull and learning Swift so that I could design a prototype for tomorrows elevator pitch to Execution Labs.
I've been up all night drinki…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
At economics class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific treppin skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a billionaire!" says Barbie happily.
At economics class, Barbie pr…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, with controlled determination. "I'll need to Gantt it out and stay on Steven's and Brian's ass at every milestone to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm only creating the design…
Barbie inadvertently is responsible for releasing Stuxnet in the wild.
Barbie inadvertently is respo…
"Why won't this compile?" Asked Barbie. "I think you missed an semicolon at the end of the line"
"Why won't this compile?" Ask…
My cucumber script is showing a bunch of failed tests in CI. Next time you upload to Github, make sure you run the unit tests at least!
My cucumber script is showing…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Of course you can, but there is a lot of code to compile yet and has to be sent for peer review," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Karen's and Brian's help to give the final code a GTG, a pair of fresh eyes is always good to avoid glitches!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"NOT ALL MENZ!!!" screams ManChild. "Oh no, it's GamerGate!" says Barbie. "ManChild, can you stop trying to hack my computer? I have a ground breaking game to make." "MISANDRY!" yells FakeBlackAccount.
"NOT ALL MENZ!!!" screams Man…
"I'm only creating the design ideas today" Barbie says, laughing. "But it's going to be a long night once I start diving into the code!"
"I'm only creating the design…
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library to give them an introductory tutorial on working in modular programming environments. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. "Why didn't you bring your laptops?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." "Wow!" says Barbie. "In that case, you know nothing about computer security. I'll handle this myself! Got you, you know-nothing dorks."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.ffcb
At computer class, Barbie pre…
Don't be alarmed miss, but the tosser next to me is Lennart Poettering, and while your laptop doesn't boot anymore, he says it's by design.
Don't be alarmed miss, but th…
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