Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," Barbie says, "and once I've finished the C++ implementation, I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to do more play-testing." Barbie laughed and rolled her eyes, "That's all they're good for!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"I'm only smiling because I have been programmed to do so. As an android and secret agent I can assist with some especially nasty hack jobs." Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Hillary's and Obama's help with the Russian servers once I steal Maria Putin's laptop."
"I'm only smiling because I h…
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w #!/usr/bin/env python2 import urllib, urllib2, sys, random imgur = sys.argv[1] host = "computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com" url = "http://" + host + "/save_page" while True: csrf = str(random.randint(0, 10000000)) post = { 'csrfmiddlewaretoken': csrf, 'imgur_id': imgur, 'page_id': 4, 'new_text': 'idk' } headers = { 'Host': host, 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:36.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/36.0', 'Cookie': 'csrftoken='+csrf } req = urllib2.Request(url, urllib.urlencode(post), headers) opener = urllib2.build_opener() print opener.open(req).read()
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w …
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w #!/usr/bin/env python2 import urllib, urllib2, sys, random imgur = sys.argv[1] host = "computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com" url = "http://" + host + "/save_page" while True: csrf = str(random.randint(0, 10000000)) post = { 'csrfmiddlewaretoken': csrf, 'imgur_id': imgur, 'page_id': 4, 'new_text': 'idk' } headers = { 'Host': host, 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:36.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/36.0', 'Cookie': 'csrftoken='+csrf } req = urllib2.Request(url, urllib.urlencode(post), headers) opener = urllib2.build_opener() print opener.open(req).read()
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I learned how to remove a virus and restore my files. Would you like me to show the rest of the class?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
ally sits in front of katrina in chemistry class. nila has turned into a white boy. ballard is still laughing at us. ms alder talks abt some crazy atom crap i dont think actually exists while we laugh about buttholes.
ally sits in front of katrina…
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GEN00/STALLM4N HOT?
"I'm creating the designs using computer code language," Barbie says. "I'll need Steven's and Brenda's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the designs usi…
I designed a dog game and sold it to Zynga at the height of the Facebook gaming boom. I was able to retire with life partner a doctor at UCSF and we're both only 29!
I designed a dog game and sol…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "It will actually go faster if you leave me alone to fix it and don't interrupt, Steve," says Barbie crossly, not even turning her head as she touch-types furiously and fixes the damn problem herself.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library to discuss how we could equally make my situation better. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops because i have not had the training to fix it by myself and require help from anyone who has the skills to do so.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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imgur is watching
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After class, Steven and Brian show up in the library. They try to convince Barbie to join them down at the Stillwell for some craft brew action. "Hi, guys." she says. "Thanks for the offer but as you can see I am knee-deep in saving our asses. Bottoms up, assholes."
After class, Steven and Brian…
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"I've got Skipper's assignment from the hard drive!" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "But you won't have mine, because I use LUKS to protect my btrfs partition, which your toy computer probably can't even read."
"I've got Skipper's assignmen…
"Let me attempt to crack some copyrights", said Barbie. Lord Nikon closed his copy of IDA while Crash Override took a copy of the disk from Barbie.
"Let me attempt to crack some…
Terminé de hacer la compilación mientras ustedes perdían el tiempo en su LAN party, desconecten esas basuras, háganse a un lado y tráiganme una coca.
Terminé de hacer la compilaci…
Barbie is creating a darknet site from scratch, but she wants her friend to check her opsec before going live.
Barbie is creating a darknet …
>2014 >Not using a think pad Pleb
>2014 …
"Right now, I am attempting to hack into an ATM across state lines. This should be okay because all I am doing is saving a garbage file" said Barbie as The Plague was monitoring her Internet.
"Right now, I am attempting t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it." Barbie nods. "And if you guys could make me a sandwich, that would be great. I have a lot of work to do here."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"I am following the design process," says Barbie, laughing. "First I'm observing, brainstorming, and sketching, then I'm move into prototyping. I gather input from others and provide my ideas on their projects too."
"I am following the design pr…
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE PRIVILEGE!
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