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"What website is that?" asks Skipper. Barbie is frustrated. "It's called Stack Overflow. I'm having to explain to this idiot Steven that his example code is nowhere near as efficient as my own version, his variables are poorly named, and he's not even using the proper indentation. Not to mention that he completely misunderstood the question, which he would KNOW has already been answered several times over if he'd just read the documentation."
"What website is that?" asks …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "I found a bunch of serious bugs in your code. Why aren't you writing tests?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I know this" "It's a UNIX system!" "Why is there only one folder?" "And why is it labeled "h""
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"I'm creating the prototype by designing the game and writing the code so we can see how my ideas work." Barbie says.
"I'm creating the prototype b…
"Don't touch my weave, bitch!" Barbie yelled at Skipper as she attemped to tug at her luxurious blonde locks.
"Don't touch my weave, bitch!…
"I found NaterTot's computer!" "Ahh let's see what is in the PRONZ folder"
"I found NaterTot's computer!…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," Barbie says, "and once I've finished the C++ implementation, I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to do more play-testing." Barbie laughed and rolled her eyes, "That's all they're good for!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"I'm only smiling because I have been programmed to do so. As an android and secret agent I can assist with some especially nasty hack jobs." Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Hillary's and Obama's help with the Russian servers once I steal Maria Putin's laptop."
"I'm only smiling because I h…
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w #!/usr/bin/env python2 import urllib, urllib2, sys, random imgur = sys.argv[1] host = "computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com" url = "http://" + host + "/save_page" while True: csrf = str(random.randint(0, 10000000)) post = { 'csrfmiddlewaretoken': csrf, 'imgur_id': imgur, 'page_id': 4, 'new_text': 'idk' } headers = { 'Host': host, 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:36.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/36.0', 'Cookie': 'csrftoken='+csrf } req = urllib2.Request(url, urllib.urlencode(post), headers) opener = urllib2.build_opener() print opener.open(req).read()
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$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w #!/usr/bin/env python2 import urllib, urllib2, sys, random imgur = sys.argv[1] host = "computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com" url = "http://" + host + "/save_page" while True: csrf = str(random.randint(0, 10000000)) post = { 'csrfmiddlewaretoken': csrf, 'imgur_id': imgur, 'page_id': 4, 'new_text': 'idk' } headers = { 'Host': host, 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:36.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/36.0', 'Cookie': 'csrftoken='+csrf } req = urllib2.Request(url, urllib.urlencode(post), headers) opener = urllib2.build_opener() print opener.open(req).read()
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I learned how to remove a virus and restore my files. Would you like me to show the rest of the class?" asks Barbie.
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"I'm creating the designs using computer code language," Barbie says. "I'll need Steven's and Brenda's help to turn it into a real game!"
"I'm creating the designs usi…
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"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "It will actually go faster if you leave me alone to fix it and don't interrupt, Steve," says Barbie crossly, not even turning her head as she touch-types furiously and fixes the damn problem herself.
"It will go faster if Brian a…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library to discuss how we could equally make my situation better. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops because i have not had the training to fix it by myself and require help from anyone who has the skills to do so.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
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After class, Steven and Brian show up in the library. They try to convince Barbie to join them down at the Stillwell for some craft brew action. "Hi, guys." she says. "Thanks for the offer but as you can see I am knee-deep in saving our asses. Bottoms up, assholes."
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