Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Zeke, with his popped collar only now realized he was in the wrong class. Making the most of it, he brings up Tindr on his mobile app emulater.
Zeke, with his popped collar …
Barbie sighed in frustration as Brian insisted on configuring each ESXi host manually. "Really Brian, I think we should use host profiles here. It would make things a lot easier, and we could ensure each ESXi host has the same configuration." Brian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know how to do that, Baribe." Barbie sat down next to Ken and opened the vSphere Web Client. "It isn't too difficult, let me show you." Steve stared at the screen blankly, trying to figure out what was up with this VMware thing, anyway.
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After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I was going to loop you in on my new designs, but I got a virus and ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. Want to come with me to the computer store while I get some supplies to fix it? I saw a cool new tablet that would be perfect for your game design too.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I NEED ANY MORE ASSETS I WILL ASK! Now, I've been awake for 51 hours fixing this before the check-in ban with only knock-off redbull and the tears off lesser men to keep me going." Yelled lead programer Barbie. "Now, if one more person asked me if they can make anymore design changes at this stage, I WILL QUICKLY LOOSE MY TRADEMARK SMILE AND UNLEASH ALL SEVEN HELLS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CHEST CAVITY. AM I CLEAR?". Brian quickly left.
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I N…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "It's okay , I can do it by myself , but thank you for asking" says Barbie
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I NEED ANY MORE ASSETS I WILL ASK! Now, I've been awake for 51 hours fixing this before the check-in ban with only knock-off redbull and the tears off lesser men to keep me going." Yelled lead programer Barbie. "Now, if one more person asked me if they can make anymore design changes at this stage, I WILL QUICKLY LOOSE MY TRADEMARK SMILE AND UNLEASH ALL SEVEN HELLS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CHEST CAVITY. AM I CLEAR?". Brian quickly left.
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I N…
Ben had hoped to work on his tan by sitting straight in front of the projector.
Ben had hoped to work on his …
w00t! I've penetrated the firewall for Ellingston Mineral, pivoted the corporate network, executed my 0-Day exploit I wrote in brainfuck to compromise the Gibson server, launched a root shell using l33t privilege escalation techniques, installed a backdoor that uses a covert channel to encapsulate packets in normal web traffic, and deployed a root kit to fool the stupid boy administrator! Take that Zero Cool!
w00t! I've penetrated the fir…
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"What website is that?" asks Skipper. Barbie is frustrated. "It's called Stack Overflow. I'm having to explain to this idiot Steven that his example code is nowhere near as efficient as my own version, his variables are poorly named, and he's not even using the proper indentation. Not to mention that he completely misunderstood the question, which he would KNOW has already been answered several times over if he'd just read the documentation."
"What website is that?" asks …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie, "I found a bunch of serious bugs in your code. Why aren't you writing tests?"
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"I know this" "It's a UNIX system!" "Why is there only one folder?" "And why is it labeled "h""
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"I'm creating the prototype by designing the game and writing the code so we can see how my ideas work." Barbie says.
"I'm creating the prototype b…
"Don't touch my weave, bitch!" Barbie yelled at Skipper as she attemped to tug at her luxurious blonde locks.
"Don't touch my weave, bitch!…
"I found NaterTot's computer!" "Ahh let's see what is in the PRONZ folder"
"I found NaterTot's computer!…
"Stand back, boys. I know perl."
"Stand back, boys. I know pe…
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"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure," Barbie says, "and once I've finished the C++ implementation, I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to do more play-testing." Barbie laughed and rolled her eyes, "That's all they're good for!"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
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"I'm only smiling because I have been programmed to do so. As an android and secret agent I can assist with some especially nasty hack jobs." Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Hillary's and Obama's help with the Russian servers once I steal Maria Putin's laptop."
"I'm only smiling because I h…
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w #!/usr/bin/env python2 import urllib, urllib2, sys, random imgur = sys.argv[1] host = "computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com" url = "http://" + host + "/save_page" while True: csrf = str(random.randint(0, 10000000)) post = { 'csrfmiddlewaretoken': csrf, 'imgur_id': imgur, 'page_id': 4, 'new_text': 'idk' } headers = { 'Host': host, 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:36.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/36.0', 'Cookie': 'csrftoken='+csrf } req = urllib2.Request(url, urllib.urlencode(post), headers) opener = urllib2.build_opener() print opener.open(req).read()
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w …
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w #!/usr/bin/env python2 import urllib, urllib2, sys, random imgur = sys.argv[1] host = "computer-engineer-barbie.herokuapp.com" url = "http://" + host + "/save_page" while True: csrf = str(random.randint(0, 10000000)) post = { 'csrfmiddlewaretoken': csrf, 'imgur_id': imgur, 'page_id': 4, 'new_text': 'idk' } headers = { 'Host': host, 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:36.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/36.0', 'Cookie': 'csrftoken='+csrf } req = urllib2.Request(url, urllib.urlencode(post), headers) opener = urllib2.build_opener() print opener.open(req).read()
$ python2 barbie.py 6jrXj1w …
Barbie makes it to computer class just before the bell rings. As soon as class begins, Barbie raises her hand. "Yes, Barbie?" asks Ms. Smith, the teacher. "I learned how to remove a virus and restore my files. Would you like me to show the rest of the class?" asks Barbie.
Barbie makes it to computer c…
ally sits in front of katrina in chemistry class. nila has turned into a white boy. ballard is still laughing at us. ms alder talks abt some crazy atom crap i dont think actually exists while we laugh about buttholes.
ally sits in front of katrina…
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