Feminist Hacker Barbie

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"We've toppled worlds racist Regime of sexist market whisperers" exclaims Steven. "Fantastic!" says Barbie. "And the imperial ist pigs, as well?" "I've got all of them," says Steven. "Now let's retrieve information from them by injecting hard drugs. The world will be as good as new in no time!"
"We've toppled worlds racist …
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug.
The next morning, Barbie give…
"Tumblr's gonna go nuts over this cute lil' puppy," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the preliminary design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll have to write the code and make sure it works first!"
"Tumblr's gonna go nuts over …
Ack!
Ack!
After, Barbie shows her "Deploying OpenStack" presentation she has been working on to Ms. Smith. "Wow!" Exclaims Ms. Smith, "That's great Barbie, but what release did you use for this?" Barbie smiled. "Well," said Barbie, "I started working with Icehouse, but I've made some changes since Juno came out." Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit, and suggests they attend the next local OpenStack meet up together.
After, Barbie shows her "Depl…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need to do more research before I start coding so I can make my game the best I can."
"I'm only creating the design…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Actually, it won't!" says Barbie. "I don't need you fuckers to do this because I am an independent woman!Steven, can you sit over here and learn from what I do?"
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie: Back-off guys, I build the mobile app prototype already. Let me load this code and show you where we're at now and then we can talk about where it needs to go.
Barbie: Back-off guys, I buil…
"The video driver isn't supported by the kernel. I should fck this DVI cable up," sings Zac Efron to the tune of Breaking Free. "Oh wait! Maybe I should scratch the installation DVD first. Fck repositories, right?" Barbie wonders. "I hope they offer CoE 135 next sem," says Tyrone, almost tearing up.
"The video driver isn't suppo…
"It will go faster if Ellen and I help," offers M'eshelle. "Since we're all going to the lgbt club tonight, we better knock this out quick!" says Barb. "Ellen, can you hook Jan's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Ellen. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it. And the librarians tattoos are totally turning me on."
"It will go faster if Ellen a…
"Brian and Steven couldn't solve their infinite loop," Barbie says, laughing. "I reviewed their code and helped fix their issue and meet our deadline!"
"Brian and Steven couldn't so…
Barbie sighed in frustration as Brian insisted on configuring each ESXi host manually. "Really Brian, I think we should use host profiles here. It would make things a lot easier, and we could ensure each ESXi host has the same configuration." Brian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know how to do that, Baribe." Barbie sat down next to Ken and opened the vSphere Web Client. "It isn't too difficult, let me show you." Steve just stared at UCS Manager blankly, wondering if this virtualization thing would even catch on.
Barbie sighed in frustration …
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Actually..." says Barbie. "If you could kindly refrain from eating and chewing with his full mouth wide open while asking me the same questions I have answered a million times already and Steven could actually learn how to use the .bash_profile rather than continuously asking for my help, I would have a lot more time on my hands to do my actual job... ". "Uhh..." says Brian with his open mouth full of food. "And btw, it would be great to drop the gender and physical appearance prejudice against my competence..."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Barbie sighed in frustration as Brian insisted on configuring each ESXi host manually. "Really Brian, I think we should use host profiles here. It would make things a lot easier, and we could ensure each ESXi host has the same configuration." Brian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know how to do that, Baribe." Barbie sat down next to Brian and opened the vSphere Web Client. "It isn't too difficult, let me show you." Steve just stared at the server blankly, wondering if this virtualization thing would really catch on.
Barbie sighed in frustration …
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "Sure" says barbi i'll sign you up for Apha testing once i have the first version ready !"
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"Your robot puppy is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I play your game?" "I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game!" Unbeknownst to young Barbie, Steven and Brian work at Ubisoft and don't know how.
"Your robot puppy is so sweet…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!" shouts Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
Zeke, with his popped collar only now realized he was in the wrong class. Making the most of it, he brings up Tindr on his mobile app emulater.
Zeke, with his popped collar …
Barbie sighed in frustration as Brian insisted on configuring each ESXi host manually. "Really Brian, I think we should use host profiles here. It would make things a lot easier, and we could ensure each ESXi host has the same configuration." Brian shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know how to do that, Baribe." Barbie sat down next to Ken and opened the vSphere Web Client. "It isn't too difficult, let me show you." Steve stared at the screen blankly, trying to figure out what was up with this VMware thing, anyway.
Barbie sighed in frustration …
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I was going to loop you in on my new designs, but I got a virus and ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. Want to come with me to the computer store while I get some supplies to fix it? I saw a cool new tablet that would be perfect for your game design too.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I NEED ANY MORE ASSETS I WILL ASK! Now, I've been awake for 51 hours fixing this before the check-in ban with only knock-off redbull and the tears off lesser men to keep me going." Yelled lead programer Barbie. "Now, if one more person asked me if they can make anymore design changes at this stage, I WILL QUICKLY LOOSE MY TRADEMARK SMILE AND UNLEASH ALL SEVEN HELLS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CHEST CAVITY. AM I CLEAR?". Brian quickly left.
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I N…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "It's okay , I can do it by myself , but thank you for asking" says Barbie
"It will go faster if Brian a…
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I NEED ANY MORE ASSETS I WILL ASK! Now, I've been awake for 51 hours fixing this before the check-in ban with only knock-off redbull and the tears off lesser men to keep me going." Yelled lead programer Barbie. "Now, if one more person asked me if they can make anymore design changes at this stage, I WILL QUICKLY LOOSE MY TRADEMARK SMILE AND UNLEASH ALL SEVEN HELLS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CHEST CAVITY. AM I CLEAR?". Brian quickly left.
"JESUS H CHRIST BRIAN, IF I N…
Ben had hoped to work on his tan by sitting straight in front of the projector.
Ben had hoped to work on his …
w00t! I've penetrated the firewall for Ellingston Mineral, pivoted the corporate network, executed my 0-Day exploit I wrote in brainfuck to compromise the Gibson server, launched a root shell using l33t privilege escalation techniques, installed a backdoor that uses a covert channel to encapsulate packets in normal web traffic, and deployed a root kit to fool the stupid boy administrator! Take that Zero Cool!
w00t! I've penetrated the fir…
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