Feminist Hacker Barbie

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Do you even brain barbie?
Do you even brain barbie?
Barbie: "I'm confused, luckily I've got my teacher in a lab coat to help me, perhaps I should face projectors at myself." Teacher: "If you hold the clipboard this way, you can use a pipette as a pen!"
Barbie: "I'm confused, luckil…
"Shut the fuck up guys, I'm testing my code in production" says Barbie.
"Shut the fuck up guys, I'm t…
"I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them" Skipper says, then immediately walks away.
"I like telling UDP jokes bec…
Barbie is creating a GUI in visual basic to track the IP address of her friends
Barbie is creating a GUI in v…
Press your hand against mine and all the glitter from my shirt will end up on the floor.
Press your hand against mine …
My role in this team is to gather artwork, write the storyline and choose game-engine. Steven and Brian handle each their parts of the programming. We work together to make this a great game!
My role in this team is to ga…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug!
The next morning, Barbie give…
Suddenly, Barbie discovers what Chatroulette really is.
Suddenly, Barbie discovers wh…
OMG teacher! Pink and white colors are in low contrast. A very bad choice for an accessible app. We can read in other colors too!
OMG teacher! Pink and white c…
Ned, in the front row, thinks, "This new X-ray webcam is AWESOME!"
Ned, in the front row, thinks…
"That's one tough spider. Maybe I should get a bigger pillow."
"That's one tough spider. May…
"Your fursona is so sweet," says Skipper. "Can I yiff your puppy?" "I'm only creating fursona ideas," Barbie says, laughing, "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to ERP at your level!"
"Your fursona is so sweet," s…
I am so cute!
I am so cute!
"I gave the guy $5 for this DVD. Since it's so expensive, it's only right for us to copy it," says Barbie.
"I gave the guy $5 for this D…
I swear to Christ, Skipper, you need stop sending me resumés of frontend engineers who don't know JavaScript. jQuery Does. Not. Count. I just interviewed a guy who had no idea how to write a switch statement. If I have to talk to one more growth hacker who once looked at MDN, I will go back in time and kill John Resig Terminator-style.
I swear to Christ, Skipper, y…
"I'm only creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to turn it into a real game! They're pretty good at fixing the design ideas too."
"I'm only creating the design…
"Hold on, Trish, I almost caught this Mr. Fourchan"
"Hold on, Trish, I almost cau…
"Steven, take this CD to set up the Desktop as a master. Remember we are using wifi so make sure you take care of the transmission drop. Skipper, configure our laptop as slave. We will use small distributed cluster to crack the password of this library" says Barbie. ""Sure!" says Steven & Skipper.
"Steven, take this CD to set …
Having watched The Girl the the Dragon Tattoo, I'm going to do something with this shiny plastic PC and that window, and get myself a Mac. But first I'm going to do something to my instructor, which involves that clipboard, and maybe that projector
Having watched The Girl the t…
"It will go faster if Brian and I help," offers Steven. "Great!" says Barbie. "Steven, can you hook Skipper's hard drive up to the library's computer?" "Sure!" says Steven. "The library computer has excellent security software to protect it."
"It will go faster if Brian a…
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"The technological drive emerges from an attempt to (re)produce a 'mother' who would and could preserve the (philosophical, masculine) fantasy of full presence, life, and unending connection. Technology is the result of a fantasy to make artificial life more lifelike than life by denying death, absence, disconnection, the improper, and sexual difference."
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