Feminist Hacker Barbie

User-Submitted Improvements

Wait, Steve. really... really? You prefer to write "code" in R or maybe MATLAB? Is your job title "big data scientist" and yet you never run on more than one processor and have never had to code up your beloved singular value decomposition? Get me a latte while I convert this mess into Scientific Python.
Wait, Steve. really... really…
"Brian, if you pull the power lead out one more time, I swear I'll snap this CD and cut on you 'til you pass out."
"Brian, if you pull the power…
After class, Stephen and Brian saw Barbie in the library. "Wow, I've never seen anyone work on two laptops at once before," Brian exclaimed. "Brian, you're just lucky you're pretty enough to get Hacker Barbie to help you," Stephen replied.
After class, Stephen and Bria…
"Brian and I need your help," Steven said. "No problem!" says Barbie. "Steven, that's a great color you've chosen for your laptop." "Thanks" says Steven. "Brian, stop being a dick and leave the monitor plugged in."
"Brian and I need your help,"…
After class, Barbie meets with Steven and Brian in the library. "Hi, guys," says Barbie. I tried to send you my designs, but I ended up crashing my laptop--and Skipper's, too! I need to get back the lost files and repair both of our laptops. I backed up both our systems on flash drives - but what a bummer.
After class, Barbie meets wit…
After class, Barbie meets Steven and Brian in the library. "Did you have trouble finding it?" she asks. Steven rubs his neck and looks away. "I've...uh...never actually been here before. Don't they just have old books?" Barbie glances up from her three computer screens and rolls her eyes. "Let me show you a thing or two."
After class, Barbie meets Ste…
Steven lives up to the adage "once you learn FORTRAN, you can write it in any language" and Brian spent the last ten years absorbing the software engineering habits of research physicists. I'm worried that the only way to make this project anything besides a non-extensible one-off is wasting most of my time on hilariously brutal code reviews.
Steven lives up to the adage …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I know I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
"I've only taken half a pill," Barbie says, laughing. "I'll need Steven's and Brian's help to get me some more drugs!"
"I've only taken half a …
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess we proved with this game that even though zero determinant strategies are weakly dominant, they are not evolutionarily stable and will instead evolve into less coercive strategies!" says Barbie happily. "Gaming theory and programming are both super fun!"
At computer class, Barbie pre…
At computer class, Barbie presents the game she designed. Ms. Smith is so impressed that she gives Barbie extra credit! Barbie's terrific computer skills have saved the day for both sisters! "I guess I can be a computer engineer!" says Barbie happily. "Just keep up the excellent work, and you WILL be a computer engineer!" says Ms. Smith.
At computer class, Barbie pre…
When Barbie puts her flash drive into Skipper's laptop, the screen starts blinking. "Oh no!" says Barbie. "The virus must be on the flash drive!" "I forgot to back up my homework assignment!" cries Skipper. "And all my music files are lost, too!" "Well, don't worry. Once I reinstall the virus protection, I'll run a recovery program and all will be back to normal," Barbie smiled. "It shouldn't take much time at all!"
When Barbie puts her flash dr…
"I'm starting by creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "Next comes a all the programming and a lot of hard work!
"I'm starting by creating the…
"I'm creating the design ideas," Barbie says, laughing. "And becauseSteven and Brian are incompetent shits, I'll do the coding as well!"
"I'm creating the design idea…
Server cnbjda1 keeps booting in loop now. "That's weird!" says Barbie. Barbie and Skipper try to get into single user mode but nothing happens. "Looks like we have to call Rasidi, big sister," says Skipper.
Server cnbjda1 keeps booting …
Barbie: I'm confused, luckily I've got my teacher in a lab coat to help me, perhaps I should face my projector at myself." Teacher: "If you hold the clipboard this way and wave your magic wand, computers will happen!"
Barbie: I'm confused, luckily…
"¡NO VUELVAS A INSTALAR BUGBUNTU EN MI PC!"- Exclamo Barbie, mientras sostenia en su mano un LiveCD de Fedora
"¡NO VUELVAS A INSTALAR BUGBU…
Do you even brain barbie?
Do you even brain barbie?
Barbie: "I'm confused, luckily I've got my teacher in a lab coat to help me, perhaps I should face projectors at myself." Teacher: "If you hold the clipboard this way, you can use a pipette as a pen!"
Barbie: "I'm confused, luckil…
"Shut the fuck up guys, I'm testing my code in production" says Barbie.
"Shut the fuck up guys, I'm t…
"I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them" Skipper says, then immediately walks away.
"I like telling UDP jokes bec…
Barbie is creating a GUI in visual basic to track the IP address of her friends
Barbie is creating a GUI in v…
Press your hand against mine and all the glitter from my shirt will end up on the floor.
Press your hand against mine …
My role in this team is to gather artwork, write the storyline and choose game-engine. Steven and Brian handle each their parts of the programming. We work together to make this a great game!
My role in this team is to ga…
The next morning, Barbie gives her sister a big surprise. Skipper turns on her laptop--and it works! "My lost assignment!" cries Skipper. "You are just too cool, Barbie! you fixed my computer and saved my homework!" Skipper gives Barbie a big hug!
The next morning, Barbie give…
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